Prison is now only four days away and it looks like Paris is trying to make the best of it. She's apparently scheduled a hair and make-up team to come to her house on Monday so that she will look super glamorous as she heads to the big house. "Paris is a genius at marketing herself. She managed to turn having a sex tape to her benefit, and she's going to do the same out of going to prison, says a source for R&M. She's evidently planning to make some money off her little prison stay as well by writing a prison diary which they are hoping will make millions. Whatever she does, we're sure she'll make quite a production out of it!
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wait and see-she will turn this into some money spinning deal which is not what going to prison is about x
1Oh, she "managed" to turn having a sex tape to her benefit? Gosh, I wonder how she did that? Maybe it has something to do with making a sex tape then selling it for a million dollars. Yeah, I can see how that would be beneficial.
As for the "Prison Diaries", yawn, so predictable.
2she looks cute here !
3i might read it
Excerpt form the Diary of Paris:
4I can't believe they won't let me wear pink. I mean isn't that, like what is it, like totally taking away my rights to look hot. I can't even stare at myself in the mirror cos Big Bertha runs the place. Like sooo heinous, she really needs to get a Nicole Richie makeover, she weighs 100 pounds, like totally overweight. Like I am sooo hot. when I get out of here I am going to fight for these women. Like they totally need to get some Moschino bedding in here and Marc Jacobs really needs to design a uniform in pink. Like totally hot. Need a roommate upgrade this one has a GED like how lower class. Eeeeeew totally gross.And the guards keep hitting on me cos I'm sooo hot.It's so tough being in jail for 23 days I don't think I'll make it out alive. I really need the basics like my Blackberry, wig, and hot guys not caring that Ihave herpes. If I don't make it out alive tell Nicole that 5 more punds lost and she'll be totally like a skeleton. sooo hot, so envious she can fit into anything....
Self-absorbed narcissist, does not a genius make. And I'm sure she has advisors and agents who help her with her self-promotion. Being a genius requires more than one original thought going through your head. I mean, the minute she heads into the pokey looking all glam, people are going to hate her on sight.
5she probably will make loads of money selling her journal
6She does look cute here, though I always think she looks cute. It'll be interesting to see her POV of what jail is like.
7Blah, blah, blah.
8Do you really think looking glamorous and making a scene is the right way to go on your way to jail? Really? Another route would be to tone down the glam and makeup, accept responsibility and serve your time - quietly. and maybe just maybe learn why it is wrong to drink and drive. Just a thought.
9ORANGE!!!
10I think you're on the money there nyara... except you've totally like spelled stuff right and even used punctuation and that's like, sooooo last century and soooooo NOT Paris.
Why anyone would want to read the ramblings of a semi-literate dimwit is beyond me.
11Dude, I totally called the book thing when this whole thing started... gross.
12hey does anyone know what phone she has in her hand? I'm pretty sure it's a Blackberry but what kind?
13I just couldn't dumb myself enough. She's twit and a tw*t.
14
I'm so sick of her.
15I hate her sometimes she makes it so easy to. I don't have a license right now because I got in trouble and I don't drive aroudn but then again I can't afford a driver. (that's why I have my bf!
But alskdfjskldfjskldfjsklfj I have to drive my moped around just to get where
I need to go I hate it! Ah! She is such a bad influence my little neice has a shirt "I'm A Paris" and I just want to smack her silly. She's famous for a sex tape and has herpes and now is
going to jail for driving without a license after getting an DUI.. real model behavior for people my age and younger to be mimicking!
16Champagne I agree!!
17The judge is probably just shaking his head thinking this was supposed to teach her lesson not become another business venture.
I would never buy a book that has Paris Hilton as an author... we all know she didn't and won't ever actually write a book. Her journal will be like:
OMG my cellmate is like WTF IDK
And then it's handed off to someone to make her ramblings sound as smart as possible.
18Ditto Champagne. My boyfriend's daughter thinks she's "cool". What a fricken loser.
19LOL OMG hahahahaa @ Nyara. That was so right!!!
20it's all so sordid and disgusting. what kind of life is this? marketing your prison diaries? shouldn't the proceeds be going to MAAD? EW!
21I like her outfit here
22No they'll be going to her Valtrex fund.
23Champagne, I think all of us agree with you totally. Young girls need to start looking up to people like Zooey Deschanel, and other girls who have a brain, and don't have drug problems or std's.
24Maybe she will change for the better!
25i cant wait to see her with her orange tan in her orange jump suit. she is incredibly annoying to me with her whole spirituality stuff. i'm sure it is all show just to bring up her image and so people have pity on her. if i had a mil i'd give it to her to disappear for a month.
26I think young girls need to look outside the celeb world and look up to their mothers or grandmas ..Yes,there are alot of great celebs out there but they don't even know we exist, too bad us looking up to every day normal people isn't gonna happen anytime soon!!
27Oh, one other thing Champagne, the really sad thing is your sister or sister-in law bought that shirt for your niece. I would stragle her!
28*Strangle*
29She is NOT a genius. She just has no depths that she won't sink to in order to exploit herself.
Having no shame doesn't mean that you are intellegent.
30I love her sweat shirt, I wonder if she will ditch it when she gets out of jail..
31WHAT A LOSER
32Totally Agent D. My ten year old god-daughter put Paris in her "bands" section on Bebo when her album first came out and I found it deeply disturbing. I told her that Paris never did anything in her life that a sweet little girl like her should respect or admire and she took it down. She loves Hilary Duff and I used to tease her so much about it but now I'm so relieved that her idol and role model seems to be a nice, grounded, talented, hard working person whose vagina I have never seen.
33Kiki that is good that you at least talked to her about it.. Most people just brush it under the rug and really don't care what their kids do, it can't hurt anyone ,but it can...
34even if she isnt your daughter..
: Good for you!!!
35She's the next best thing, and as close as I'm gonna get for the next few years
36well I am just glad that she has someone like you in her life..
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37If young people must look to celebrities as role models - which, in the first place, "celebrity" and "role model" are oxymorons to me - then why not Zooey Deschanel or Anne Hathaway or somebody else with a brain? At this point, the question "Does she wear underwear when out in public?" should eliminate all the little twits which feed the paparazzi with their behavior, then blame them for snapping pictures of it.
"What happened to the girl who wanted to be President? She's dancing in a video next to Fifty Cent..."
38what a waste of a blog...this is such a publicity thing for her now that it isnt even funny! puke!
39Can she please just go away?!
40I wish someone would push her down the stairs...hard.
Does no one see that by her trying to make money off this and use it as publicity, means that SHE HASNT LEARNED HER LESSON?! Come on, shes such a little snake and will do ANYHING
41I wish someone would push her down the stairs...hard.
Does no one see that by her trying to make money off this and use it as publicity, means that SHE HASNT LEARNED HER LESSON?! Come on, shes such a little snake and will do ANYHING
42she will anything for attention, is what that was supposed to say
43HAHAHA totalli xD about nyaradzom2001's first comment .. ah so true..^_^ !
44i agree with allourregrets..lets PUSH HER HARD!!! muahahahahah! that's my evil laugh!
45omg nyara you are hilarious...you know who came to mind too that would sound like that..britney..hahaha!
46It's so wrong for her to be making money out of this. How is this a punishment for doing something illegal. She doesn't need the money and if she makes money, it's not teaching her or other kids a lesson. In fact, I bet all those other Hollywood losers will now want to do the same.
I hope no one buys the book.
47have fun in prison princess! lol. i would definitely read her prison diary.
48I love that hoodie! Anyone know where I could get one?
49I think I'd prefer to read a book written by her cellmate, exposing the real Paris lol.
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