He's at it already. No sooner had the Mayercraft carrier set out to sea than John debuted his first ridiculous outfit of the trip — his captain's uniform complete with teeny tiny shorts to show off those long gams of his. He already revealed the details of his pre-cruise wax and it's a good thing because it looks like he'll be showing off some skin as they travel to Mexico.
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Ok,this is really odd!
1What was he thinking?
Thats beyond odd.
2This guy's weird.
Has he become a new member f the "Village people" ?
Eeew can he be any gayer?!? HAHAHA Mayer gayer..
3ew ew ew.
and Captain is spelled wrong in the title.
4don't think he's funny...at all.
5I used to think he was funny, back in high school and early college. I feel like he can't let go of that "Look at me! I'm being ridiculous! Look at me!" attitude. Bleh, overdone.
6after seeing this - i can't imagine that jen's all that sad that she's not with him anymore!
7LOL, yea, all of a sudden Jen splitting up with him is making sense. WTF was he thinking????
8gahh he's such an annoying attention seeker!
9LOL!
10I still cant believe Jennifer is with him.
11LOL, he makes me want to go watch an episode of The Love Boat
12He's actually a good musican but I'm not sure this is
13the way to get taken seriously.
I agree that his music is great but his actions are questionable. Not an attractive captain.
14I wonder if he dresses like this for Jennifer??
15Did he get his legs waxed too...? Weird. I used to like him, now he just annoys me.
16What an idiot - he gets dumber everyday.
17That's fricking hilarious. Wish the shorts were tighter. I love that he doesn't take himself too seriously. I'd love to be on that cruise.
18complete moron, he makes me ill.
19ewwwwwwwwwwwww
20Fire everyone on your payroll who let you be seen in this outfit much less try it on. This includes who sold it they should be ashamed. The newest not what to wear person for Clinton and Stacy.
21I'm not a fan of his but I like the humor he displays on his cruises. I think last time he wore the green Borat bathing suit - yipes! I appreciate goofiness
22Awwwwww John is a doll. Soo cute. I think he is funny. LOL. I am looving the short shorts.
23Eek, he looks like a gay.
24He looks disgusting, what the hell was Jenn thinking I'm glad she came to her senses and or glad he dumped her. Man joyment? Far from it.
25Maybe he's just trying to stretch his sea legs... I couldn't help but make that joke.
26Well at least he's having fun, right?
How nice. Money well spent.
27Not too bad!!!. After spliting with Jen I am starting to like him just like I used to. Jen was just using him Iam glad that John got his senses and pride back by realising that Jen was just using him to make Brad jealousy!!!
28He looks like Skipper from the Love Boat!
29At least he's got nice legs.
30You gotta laugh at that
31john mayer has got better legs than aniston you go girl publicity seeking girl!!
32I think it's kind of funny. I am more concerned with all the posters who are using gay with a negative connotation. Not necessary.
33He looks like Dangle from RENO 911. How un-manly can he be?
34Good to see John back to his old pop star antics. He's got a sense of humor and doesn't take himself too seriously. Fans pay thousands of dollars to take a cruise with him for a few days, so it's unlikely they find this outfit as odd as some of the Pop posters think it is.
35Love that Mayer humor! Wish I was there...
PS: how can he be ann attention seeker? He was greeting guests with a funny "Capt. Stubing" bit. He's not walking from a car to a building with a jacket over his head.
36i dont know if i should laugh, be disgusted,roll my eyes, or make googly eyes...
37lol maybe I'm as 'weird' as he is but I think it's hilarious. It's good to see that there are people who don't take themselves so seriously all the time and aren't afraid to look silly.
38Sexy, haha. JK But you gotta love a guy that'll do anything for a laugh.
39so gay, is he serious lmao
40Geez, it's a joke. Hasn't anyone seen Reno 9-1-1?
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