Naming her album that is. While we all may think she needs a little help learning how to exit a car among other things, she is asking her fans for assistance to come up with the name of her new album. Once again, she is communicating to us via her website britneyspears.com. If you want to help, it will only cost you $25, the fee to join the fan club, unless you already have a membership. The first option is Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like which goes to show that maybe this shouldn't be taken too seriously. We know Britney has diehard fans but there are also a lot of jokesters out there and it might not be the best idea to leave this decision up to the public.
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Bwahahahah....Breath....BWAHAHAHAHAHA....Integrity....BWAHAHAHA...Dignity...Bwahhaha
1...Continue...WAAHAHAHAHA...Dignity....Those are the best jokes out there!
2Ridiculous names!
3Integrity and Dignity should definitely be thrown out. Totally uncharacteristic of her...
4Is that a stab at Hilary Duff, by including Dignity in there?
5DIGNITY!
hehehee!
Is it just me does that pic look extremely like Britney circa 2001 with a wig on?
6Okay, has she seriously gone insane? What is with the title of the post? "You'll Never See it My Way, Because You're Not Me". Captain Obvious, anyone?
It's like she is trying to be funny, and instead it's just awkward.
7dignity? that must be a joke
8yeah right...dignity might work for hilary, but brit? isn't she the girl in the fishnet stocking? i wonder sometimes if she doesn't have any real friends. if one of my friends were acting like she does, they'd get a reality check real soon!
9LOL! What idiot would pay $25 to help name her album?
10None of those are good. How about "Cigarettes and Coke Straws" or..."Fishnets and Sweat" or and heres my favorite... "Broken PROMISES" (could be construde in sooo many different ways...ie...her divorce...her stint in rehab that obviously had no affect)
1125 bucks! who ever signs up is an utter idiot. and well, she's lost it. again and again.
i just want to say, how stupid is that lindsay lohan title. and integrity and dignity? WAHAHAH..that's like the biggest joke...
ohhh pllleeeeease.
12How about "Someone Please Hire Me a Stylist"
13I'm sure it's just a joke.
14I actually like the last 2 and
at the first Im sorry but thats just hilarious
15LMAO...i vote for...none of the above.
16Obviously it is a joke, I don't think anyone is disputing that. Whether or not it is funny in the way she intended, I don't think so.
I don't think it was a good career move to start speaking for herself. The ship ran much smoother when managers and PR reps ran the show. At least we know from her lack of studio time that the producers are STILL in control of her music, as always.
17I've got one for her... "Help! I've lost my damn mind! (& my underwear)"
18What a joke the last 2 are!
19If she's actually serious about fans naming her new album, I hope they vote for number 1.
Honestly Brit, why don't you do us all a favor and go into hiding for a while.
20this cannot be real. she wouldn't bring ll into it and doesn't hilary have sent named dignity? for real though, how about "durrr", "it was just the 2 drops", "flushed", "i brake for nothing", "trailer park princess" or "awesome".
21yeah, does she know that Hilary's new album is called Dignity?!
22This whole thing is just too weird. The second and third ones are the only ones I can see working, and the third one still seems too joke-y/awful.
name it -
23no regrets
or - i dont need a stylist bc i think for myself not like nicole richie with her "sunnys" and head wraps
24How about, "Skanky Back"? A little play on Justin's last album.
Or "Three Dozen Sides to Every Story"?
25How is she coming out with a new album but she has never been in a studio?
26she's been in a studio
27
LOL 
, she needs to change that wig too, you go bald then want hair on your
head?! 
, the girl has gone totally mental! hahaha
28She has not spent much time in one the last year that is for sure. And to be coming out with an album you need to actually spend time doing it. I have seen her in clubs and dance practice and all that, but not coming out of a recording studio.
29She should be paying US to name her album, not the other way around. Doesn't she have enough money already?!?
P.S. I think she should name her album "Watch Me Flush My Life Down the Toilet"
30Call it "Wiggin Out"
31doesnt anyone love our britney anymore?
32I am proud to say I never did.
33I think "wiggin out" is a great title...LOL!! How about, "Look what money does to you!" or even better, "I just wanna live my white trash life"!! I do like Britney, but com'on, these titles are ridiculous...I think it was a PR stunt to get media attention. Ok....ya got me!!
In all honestly, a real title could be "starting over" or "re-do" or "Reborn"...but then again, I dunno...
34How about "I shaved my head and all I got was this lousy album?"
Ohhh Britney, you make it hard for me to like you! (Yet sadly, I still do)
35um britney how bout naming it i messed up my career when i ran off with someone else's man and he knocked me twice and then i went crazy ... how bout uh yall
36I'm Bringing Trashy Back
37If she were smart, she'd call it "You'll Never See it My Way, Because You're Not Me." That's the best title up there on the page and it's not even an option on the menu.
38I'm thinking "Baby Looks Hit (One More Time)".
39Do they think because someone photoshopped a wig on this years-old picture of Britney's face, that we're supposed to think this is a recent picture? Whose body is that? And why is that person wearing long white gloves?
ummmmmmmm ..
40"Desperation" is waaaay more on target than "Dignity" or "Integrity"!
41
Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like I think I found my lost love for Britney.
42hahaha i agree with sexi_mexi_mama...Losing My Way (& Underwear)...hahaha!
43She charges her fan for everything. All she cares about is money.
44Seriously, what idiot would pay $25 for her fan club? Lol @ all the names, they're all ridiculous
45How about you put it straight up:
"I'm a screwed up mess, hoping to get my career back on track..but wont! I need to face it that there are younger fresher artists. I should have never married that trailer trash who just wanted my money. I was too young and immature for kids. Every move I make contradicts another. I put old pictures of me up on my website for people to think I am still a SOMEBODY. But in reality I am a joke, who does scandalous things for any media attention she can get."
Phew. that was really super mean....I needed to let it out though (feels good).
46I hear you juicy 23. I basically said something similar to what you said on another blog and everyone is hating on me for it!!!!
47Well the pic is from a 2003 promo in the zone shoot cuz she wore a similar wig when she debuted me against the music on the nfl and also it is the pic on the back of her 2004 calendar you can check breatheheavy.com for that info as for this yah its a joke a stab at lindsay I mean in all honesty yah she has went off but then again if I were to find out that my "friends" were bought out for me by my management without my will I would have gone a lil crazy but not to that extent. I'm not condoning her actions. I just think she needs to stay busy. Keep at the album. Take the weave out. Call tina knowles to hook your weave up. Or rock the short hair. Call Tyra to help with the clothes. I still have faith. But girl you can do better.
48Definitely not 1, it's already taken by Hils. But I love 1 and 2! lol
49I meant 5. Definitely not 5.
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