Every now and then we come across a photo that we can't even find the words to describe. Take for example this interesting shot of Robert Pattinson and Sharon Stone at the amfAR Gala in Cannes from earlier today. Rob's high in demand these days — not to mention landing a spot in our PopSugar 100 Final Four — while Sharon has never been very high on our list. We'd love to hear your funny words of wisdom about the moment captured here, so share your best captions in the comments below!
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This picture needs no words. She's looking at him like he's fresh meat.
1The only thing that comes to mind is much too lewd to share publicly.
2LMAO!
3I got nothing...but he sure is a cutie!
4In my head she's like, "Whoops, I let a fart slip" and he's like, "Yeah, I can definitely smell it, what did you eat?"
5Sharon - Oh God - did I just say that?!
6Rob - right. Ok then. Moving right along
Sharon: "Ya know, I could be a vampire. I've botoxed the age out of my face, and I love to sparkle!"
7Robert: "Um... ok."
Rob: That's a very generous offer, but how about I just help you across the street instead?
8I actually think it's lame to be so down on Sharon Stone. She has done a ton of charity work, and is a decent actress....I think she looks amazing for her age, and hasn't done nearly as much work as other actresses decades younger than her. Robert is super cute, obviously, but so overrated thanks to all the Twilards out there. I think he's thinking, "yea, you caught me, i'm young and inexperienced."
9Oh relax! It's all in good fun. Yeesh.
10Sharon: He grabbed my ass.
11Rob: I grabbed her ass.
Rob: How long have you been 29?
12Sharon: A while...
All the other stuff aside, Sharon's body is looking pretty darn amazing.
13Swannie - your caption is the BEST! LOL!!!
14Sharon: Would you like me to prove I'm STILL not wearing any panties?
Robert: (speechless)
15Swannie - That made me laugh so hard. haha
16Yes, you are old enough to be my mother.
17No, that's not a good thing
Swannie wins.
I don't even think I want to follow that one. 
18Wow! Good ones! I've got nothing that compares!
19I agree, Swannie wins : )
20rob:um sharon i think you sh*te in your depends!! sharon: oh dear left them with my nurse can you find my hovaround seem to have forgotten parked it need to find my nurse oh where is she when i need her?
21More like "Stone and the stoned"
22lol only twilight fans will truly get Swannie's caption. Totally made me crack up.
23I love Sharon Stone, and she is not too old for Rob, who is 108 years old. And it is good to see that Rob is feeling better. Because at the photo shoot, he looked awfully sad to me. Kristen, get on a plane right now, Rob is missing you big time. Oh, and when you get there be sure to tell that bodyguard to keep his hands, arms whatever off of Rob. Better yet, get Rob a new bodyguard. Because every time I see his face (the bodyguard), I get real angry.
24yep swannie all the way that was farking funny
25Sharon hey can you get me a part in the eclipse movie? Rob um maybe as an extra.
26Lady and the vamp
27Sharon: So, Rob, this is my Bella nearly getting hit by a van face. Do you think I'll make a better Bella?
Rob: Surprisingly, yes. If you were a gazillion years younger of course.
28haha i love swannie's captions!
robert: "i'm so in love with kristen and her deathly pale, gaunt look. tan skin is just so repulsive...you know it wouldn't kill you to get a full body bleach."
sharon: * scooby doo "huuuuuuuuhhhh?" *
29Sharon's thinking, 'Where's a damn chair when you need one??'
30swanie, that's really funny. I love rob, so cute. But sharon not doing so bad for her self. She was one hell of a beauty and georgeous blonde when whe was young. It's way too long for Rob to catch up what she did and how many movies she's done so lets not compared. She did her time and now Rob's time... Cute couple. I would say the caption: Rob: "i can smell your scent miles away" Sharon: "Wow Really? Is that good?" Rob: "hmmm I dont know.."
31I love these kinds of pictures!
32Damn! So, this is an American Cougar!
33what? it's business in the front, party in the back! i like it!
34How b*tchy are you RP fans could there be a little jealousy there amongst the younger fans. Sharon looks fantastic and I seriously think you all think Rob is totally innocent and perhaps still a virgin.
35Well, by the looks of it, our pretty boy Robert gave Stone a pat on the cheek - the bottom cheek!!! Her reaction: PRICELESS.
36There are other photos of them together and Stone wants Pattinson bad.
37Silver's response is fantastic.
38Sorry I meant to say Swannie!
39i think it's an unanimous decision that swannie wins
40Swannie wins. LOL. Good one.
41Sparkly vampires, huh? Interesting.
42sharon: "oop! did i just ... ?"
43rob: "i know. everyone says that's the effect i have on them. i don't get it, either."
Oh Rob, please bite me in the right place
44Sharon- "Oh! Did you just grab my butt? Robert - "Oh very nice!"
Haha!! This is a funny photo!
45Sharon: Who'd you day you're going to bite?!
46Swannie - your caption is the my fave!! Awesome!!!
47Robert Pattinson: "Then I raise my eyebrows like this. That's the key to getting the perfect Edward Cullen brooding face."
Sharon Stone: "Ok I think I got it. Like this? Am I doing it right?"
48"OH YOU NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY BOY!!!"
49So the Cougar fell in love with the lion....
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