Ashton Kutcher jokes on Conan O'Brien about how long it takes Demi to get ready. In fact, he took desperate measures to make the process less painful. He took up drinking in the closet. Ashton said,

"It takes me like 15 minutes to get ready and she's got more complicated measures, there's shoes and the dress and the thing... It's like that dreaded, 'How do I look?' question that comes and there's no right answer to that. You're just wrong. If you answer too fast it means you didn't really look. If it's too slow, it means you didn't like it. So it doesn't really matter what you say, you're just wrong. So I just drink a lot now. And it helps. I get more right the more I drink. It's like I hone in, 'Those shoes are great! Is that a wood sole, because it's beautiful!' It all works out."
As a mother of 3 we think Demi is looking pretty good. Here she is at the Narcisco Rodriguez show for Fashion Week.
frozen face.
1What!? I thought he had that one covered. Didn't he say he asked her how she feels in it? And then he called himself her purse?
2he might have been drunk when making this comment, jen76. is he even old enough to drink? LOL
3I love them, obv. Youre right Jen he already answered this!
4lol at his comments
5I love Ashton and Demi together. They seem really in love.
6Demi Moore: the only woman in America who actually manages to look Younger every year...
7Ashton is so sweet and funny. If he's that funny all the time, I can see why she loves him so much.
Demi looks very pretty in these pics. I didn't know she had such nice eyes.
8yep, he's a good ol purse...that just sounds so weird!!
9He's so cute. They do seem to be very into each other too.
Watch, I just jinxed them.
10They bug me.
11THANK YOU! they are freaky to me! does he have a mommy issue or something? katie and tom i'm okay with, but these 2, no. he looks about 15 and it's just gross to see them together
12FINALLY someone thinks the SAME thing I do...
I am grossed out by them... and JT and Cameron...
13haha! these 2 are like nails on a chalk board to me. then i read about how she bosses him around and wonder why he stays.
14
I love them
15I love Peanut M & M's =)
16oh puke! are you kidding me? no you're messin with us aren't you. he's so young and carefree and she's so old and mommyish. blech! well, if you like them, to each his own. like i said i like tomkat and that's certainly not everyone's cup of tea, lol.
17I dislike her so much more than him.
18Demi has to sleep with her makeup on..I can't imagine what her face must look like in the morning when she wakes up..even in these pictures u can see that she's aging just like the rest of mortals her age.
19HAHA TomKat is America's #1 couple haha! yeah...
This relationship is like my MOM marry-ing my fiance... GROSS.. Even though Demi is like a million times hotter then my mom...
Man... just imagine how she is going to look when she is 55ish... AHHH! Skin can only streach so far... She will probably be transparent... and need like dead ppl make-up to cover the translucentness...
20she's like the female dick clark..prestroke...remember how that man never seemed to age?
21Eh,...they don't bother me for some reason. I'm kind of neutral here.
22Whatever they're happy with. And I say rock on! to Demi for gettin' her a younger man!
I like Demi but this is surely one of the oddest pairings in Hollywood. Kutcher never did anything for me, though. He's overrated in my opinion.
23Kutcher play the SAME character... just like Meg Ryan..
Kuther is the male verion of Meg Ryan...
24ick, don't like her too much she's weird.....
25How 'bout Harrison and Calista?
26Another strange pairing.
omg! you took the words out of my mouth; ashton IS the male version of meg ryan! my friend, where have you been hiding
27nah i think i have issues with the woman being a good 20 years older... hey Im honest...
28Well, I'm a dirty old woman, I suppose. *giggle*
29ashton is a goofy boy. he's silly and smurfy and giggly. shouldn't he be with someone like say amanda bynes (spelling).
30nah.. you have to have the anal person with the goof ball =) or else it is too many "LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME's" in the relationship =)
Well thats what my pre-marital guy said haha...
31I am with the haters, I really dislie this couple. Demi is a grown woman with daughters this just is not right. This won't last either, they know it and we know it.
32LOL @ frozen face HAHAHA. I like them together anyway...
33She's hot. He's hot. They need to have a hot baby.
34I think this is an odd pairing. I don't mind the age, but it's the immaturity gap here. Solving marital issues with alcohol? Hmmmmmm....
35Please no, no baby for Demi. I can't handle that old hag being pregnant.
36I'm with you on that jinx! Ewwwww
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