Victoria Beckham spent all her days at fashion shows but she found time at night to chill at Bungalow 8. We wish Vic would just smile for us one time. You would think she would be happy since she was just crowned the "Yummiest Mummy!" Here's more:

VICTORIA Beckham has been voted Britain's "yummiest mummy". And husband David is the dishiest dad. Britney Spears came bottom as the ultimate "slummy mummy".
Mum-of-three Posh, 32, won the accolade in a survey of more than 2,000 by baby food company Avent. She was voted tops for being "nurturing, hands-on, often seen out with the kids - and still sexy."
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Here's the rest of the list:
Top mums: 1 Posh, 2 Nigella Lawson, 3 Angelina Jolie, 4 Jools Oliver, 5 Kate Winslet, 6 Elle Macpherson, 7 Gwyneth Paltrow, 8 Liz Hurley, 9 Madonna, 10 Jordan.
Dishy dads: 1 David Beckham, 2 Brad Pitt, 3 Jamie Oliver, 4 Jonathan Ross, 5 Tom Cruise, 6 Jude Law, 7 David Cameron, 8 Guy Ritchie, 9 Tony Blair, 10 Kevin Federline
















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how scary does she look?? im mean seriously woman??? She needs posing classes pronto!!
1with her money couldnt she of gotten a better boob job? they look like melons on a stick
2OMG I love Posh but what on EARTH is she doing?
3Wow, I hardly recognized her without her extensions
And, uh, I hate to point out the
obvious, but that's not David!
4Her tits must be rock hard
5How can K-Fed be number 10...he is not even cute
6Anyone can look great with her kind of money.
7K-Fed! Pfffttt *spits out water*
8eeeewwww, what's with those boobs??
9And smile, no, I dont think she can, I really never seen her do it!
Why is she having that bad skin? Mabye it´s cause she is always with tons of make-up?
10Her skin is so orange that I don't know whether to look at her boobs or peel them and eat them. She is just nasty. Way too fake.
11am i the only one who thinks she looks like a crack head?
12Hmmm, according to the UK's Daily Mail, Posh has become a "fashion liability" who instantly kills the hottest looks and trends the moment she is photographed wearing them! That's a pretty scathing indictment, and it's interesting that it comes on the heels of her new fashion-related TV show that Simon Cowell is creating in the U.S. to capitalize on her knowledge and experience as a fashion guru....
All I have to say on the matter is -- judging by the pix of her in NYC last week for Fashion Week -- the lady SERIOUSLY needs to lay off the fake bake and/or tanning bed because her skin is starting to look really leathery, especially her decollectage that she was so determined to flaunt in those plunging necklines!
On the other hand, she must be doing something right b/c rumor has it that she'll be hosting next year's "Fashion Rocks" show in London....
13I was going to say WTF Posh is the yummiest mummy.....then I saw the list of dishy dads. crazy Cruise at 5, K-Fed at 10. I think if K-Fed can make the list, it proves the list is stupid and pointless!
14her boobs look kind of lopsided...
15She does have bad skin...look at any close up...she is my girl but she does over do it at times.
16Does she have jacked up teeth? Is that why she doesn't smile?
17Anyone ever see the dark Crystal? She looks like that puppet in that movie. It is sad that she has done all that work to herself.. she was so pretty before all the plastic and orange stuff.
18LMAO she DOES look like the character from the Dark Crystal!
19It seems like if a woman pays for her body, she has to expose it no matter how wonky it looks!
20I love her style and all. But her boobies are fugly. It's very fake, she's so thin and they look balls.
21It is so sad azucar isn't it? It is so sad when these people are surrounded by yes men. Someone needs to step and tell her she looks silly!!!
22Whoaaaaaa what happened to HER?
23Hmmm...that's sad because for someone who is obviously so self conscious and concerned about how she looks and what other people think, she sure isn't looking too good. She def went overboard with the self tanner and needs a facial or three. And new boobs....she should sue whoever did the first set...they look terrible. Maybe because she's so tiny they just aren't fitting correctly...who knows...but they look a little lopsided and lumpy. Poor thing.
24She is just really not very pretty, is she? I think she tries too hard too.
25Her teeth are a bit weird looking but not to the extent that she should never smile. I wonder if she smiles at her boys at home.
26i think my new favorite term is slummy mummy....hahaha
27Yummy mummy? I think not mes amis. Scary skeletor sounds more like it.
28'she looks so orange, i dont know weather to peel her boobs and eat them!' hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
29I really like her hair.
Sigh, I hope she at least lays off the self tanning for the winter. She's so much prettier without it.
30Posh, you have one of the ugliest sets of fake tits in "show business", Total YUCK, a baby wouldn't even want to suck on those.
31beep beep ..back the truck up...plastic is sexy? looking like an alien is sexy? i guess i can't take it too seriously..considering K-Fag made the dishiest dads list...wtf are these wankers thinking?
32ai ai ai-- this girl was so cute before the tanning, plastic surgery, and anorexia took hold... HER LEFT BOOB IS HUGE compared to her right boob too!! ahhh no wonder becks is cheating on her- she looks like a fembot!
33Kevin Federline a dishy dad? I don't think so
34ok, well clearly everyone is ignoring this, but I can't help wondering who the guy is she's holding hands with?! Did I miss something?
35I don't see how ANYONE can find her attractive. She looks like a robot. She's WAY too skinny, WAY too fake, and her face is ugly with her constant scowl. She was MUCH prettier when she was with the Spice Girls. It's such a shame.
Robot.
36Broken - He's probably a designer. Its an after party at Fashion Week. And if he's a designer, well I'm sure Becks has nothing to worry about. Except maybe a proposition. Ha ha ha.
37she does have really terrible skin. She can afford the most recent innovations and skin care and it still lookd like this?
38ok, well clearly everyone is ignoring this, but I can't help wondering who the guy is she's holding hands with?! Did I miss something?
Maybe she’s trying to give Day-vid a little food for thought: i.e.: what’s good for the gander – cheating on one’s spouse – is good for the goose...of course, Jennifer76 is probably right and the dude is just some brilliant, gay designer!
391 is bigger than the other.
40she is WAY too tan! i fully agree with fashionista....i is bigger than the other!
41I guess that's what your skin looks like when your so malnourished.
42I'm already sick of her new hairdo..she needs a change again..she needs to do something about that oily skin too,,and skip a couple tanning sessions..i bet she'd look much better with her natural skin tone..
43everyone prolly thinks that shes a b*tch becuz of the way she looks but shes realli nice and funni.. if u go to youtube and search her name there are like a whole bunch of reality type things and she is a realli good mom.. there are lots of videos of her taking care of them.. and there was this one video where she says sumthin about her smileing.. lol.. so yea i think she desveres it..
44oh and also i just read a comment.. and yah she does smile at home.. lol.. i saw the vids where she smiles.. lol
45A friend saw her several times throughout fashion week in NY last week and said she has great style but is nasty in person. She's tanned so much her skin looks plastic, her boobs well you obviously see how bad they are. My girl said she was way way too skinny and looked unhealthy and miserable most of the time. She was saying that compared to her hubby, she has absolutely no sex appeal and can't imagine how any man would find her attractive.
She also said that Kate Bosworth looks sickly as well and was just commenting overall on the celebrity waifs at fashion week and how so many of these women look so unhealthy these days.
46Those boobs, yuck.
47whoa! that one boob is just so wrong!
48Ick.......she's ugly to me*
49she looks mean.
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