A new Red Bull has emerged, and it is called Cocaine. The company claims to be against drugs and yet asks if customers can "handle the rush?" We were wondering who their spokesperson would be and figured Lindsay Lohan would be the most appropriate fit. She's too young to drink, yet she always seems high, so maybe this "legal cocaine" will help LL more than whatever she is on now. Apparently the drink made its debut last week at Fashion Week—makes sense—and supposedly tastes like a cherry Jolly Rancher. Here's more:

The drink's maker maintains that "doing Cocaine"—the beverage, that is—gives you a bigger and better high without the crash that other energy drinks cause.
They say a high hits you within five minutes, followed by a caffeine boost 15 minutes later. But hold on—the ride lasts five hours and the concoction is "350 percent stronger than Red Bull," they claim.
They argue that the effect is part chemical—this drink uses "simple" sugars that don't need to be broken down by the body to create a sugar buzz, and a much larger dose of vitamin B12—and part psychological.
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1thats what i be wantin to hear me kids say
"Ahoy, did ye get some cocaine today?"
arrrrrgh
This is HORRIBLE.
2pssss. i'll drink it if it makes me rich and skinny like kate moss. it also has to boost my career too. ^o^
3Unbelievable.
4WTF is the matter with this company? Why on earth would they want to promote the word cocaine or thought of it.. LOSERS!!!
5this can't be serious????
6That's just stupid. I hate when people and companies intentionally stir up controversy to promote a product. I think it's really irresponsible to call a drink that. I don't like energy drinks anyway, so I wouldn't be drinking it.
7Is this a joke? I am SO appalled right now.
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And how the hell do you trademark "cocaine?" That's like Donald Trump wanting to trademark "you're fired." That's it, I'm trademarking it, the, and a.
9uh, no thanks.
hahaha ohmy
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This is just getting out of control!!
11That's crazy...I'd drink it if it weren't named Cocaine ah whatever Red Bull tastes like pee anyhow
12wow
13Very irresponsible.
14Great call a drink Cocaine, next thing you know, there will be candy called Heroine. I'm hoping this doesn't pass the FDA!
15Yours Truly,
DesignRchic
Are they on CRACK!! stupid, stupid, stupid!!!
"Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?"
16I wonder what meetings are like in the Red Bull boardroom.
17Is she on CRACK? what the hell is she wearing?
"Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?"
18I wonder if they've got it in lemon flavor. Mmm, lemony cocaine.
19That is ridiculous, with that said, I'd drink it
20I have a feeling that this drink is not going to last long. I mean who can name something Cocaine...why not name it crystal meth or speed?
21"Bartender, can I get a cocaine & vodka. Thanks!"
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Imabeleiver, why IS your Roger so Jolly
23Yours Truly,
DesignRchic
cause it just spied the finest booty it ever laid eyes on.
24(ok that was just lame.. please forgive me)
Who can handle that much caffiene? College students maybe.
25LOL Ima!!! hahahaha
I went to Vegas once and stayed at the Treasure Island hotel & my friend and I came up w/ a slang term for a "nice butt"....we'd say, "That guy has a looty booty!"
arrrrrr!
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too funny merry! LOL! I can't even go there.. I was going to, but I am going to prevent myself from the lamest of all pick up lines using your phrase! but i like that looty booty.
"Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?"
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Wouldn't it be funny if you asked somebody to buy you some CocaineTM and they came back with real cocaine? Yeah, like that would happen.
29WTF is all i can say
30That pretty much covers it.
31Cherry Jolly Rancher..YUCK!!!
32WTF!!!!
33How funny will it be when Paris is drunk and she gets pulled over.. the cop will say what isy our rush..I was so thirsty I just wanted to get cocaine!!!! HAHAHAHAH
34bore..
35That's just wrong. As wrong as LL's pants.
36more powerful than red bull? if i drank it my heart would pound out of my chest. no thank you. i can barely handle red bull. and it is funny ll would be hawking this.
37Cocain 'the leagal alternative'. i quote. (p.s this is the high u get after u drink this.)
38Call me crazy, but I actually like the outfit. Maybe it's the Converse, because I'm obsessed with them. I have about 20 pairs.
39Stupid name. Just really really dumb. But if it's tastes yummy with yagermeister like regular red bull does, I'll try it!
40RK....you are a brave soul! Jager?!?!?! YIKES, girl!
41Make that 18 pairs, just counted.
42I hate Jager. I'm a wuss, I'm all about the fruity drinks.
43This is just so wrong in so many ways that I don't have enough time to list them all.
44Mmmmmmm.....yager is my favorite! I come from a long long line of drinkers so it's in my blood. I used to like goldschlager too, but I can't do that one anymore.
45Jager can also be used in place of ipecac syrup in a pinch, in an emergency.
46(JK)
Oh my RK....you are taking me back to college! Jager and Goldschlagg....
47I don't think there's anything else to say about cocaine the drink, i think u've all got it covered!
48But what is with LL's pants? They're ugly!
1. What a horrible name for a drink.
492. What a horrible pairing of sparkly silver leggings and matching handbag.
crispet1, you took the words right out of my mouth. what an idiotic name. but then again, look at all the publicity its got on it already.
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