- SNL will look a bit different for its 32nd season. Horatio Sanz, Chris Parnell and Finesse Mitchell will not be returning to the show. They should just make the show entirely about Andy Samberg. - AP
- An Irish newspaper published "fake" porn pictures of Tiger Woods' wife, and he is pissed! The not so smart reporter also made the statement, "Most American golfers are married to women who cannot keep their clothes on in public." Don't mess with Tiger; he is now threatening to sue. - People
- Michael Jackson has fled the US for Ireland. He is looking into buying real estate there. And if that's not enough, MJ also wants to open a leprechaun theme park. What's with MJ and his need for theme parks. Hmm, must be the clientele. - The Scoop
- Matt LeBlanc's divorce is official. Melissa agreed to no support, only receiving cash as agreed upon in their prenup. Sounds like a sort of friendly split. Now Matt needs to work on reviving that career of his. - E! Online
- Two set of celebrity twins. Congrats to Patrick Dempsey and his wife who are expecting boys and to Marcia Cross and her new husband who have not announced the sex. looks like twins is the new trend. - US Weekly
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by Terry
Dina Bar-El
MJ is so weird, he doesnt even have any money how is he buying real estate?
Yay for greys!
1I hate to see those guys leave SNL, but that's the nature of the show. I love how Horatio would always crack up during the sketches. While SNL is nowhere near as funny as it used to be, Lazy Sunday (picture above) was brilliant! True dat, double true!
2Didnt someone say Marcia was on fertility drugs? Could be why its twins congrats to them all
3Yes that's why she has twins but alot of people are having twins now. Elvis Costello, P Diddy, Marcia and another couple. I can't remember right now.
4WOW...okay....
1. Who is still left on SNL???
2. What's with the quotation marks? Does that mean the pics aren't REALLY fake??
3. WTF?! That sounds entirely fake.....I thought he was in the Middle East somewhere??? & is it sort of offensive that he wants to open a leprechaun theme park (supposedly)?? I mean, isn't that like someone from another country coming to the US wanting to open a Yankee Doodle Dandy theme park??
4. Where have I been?? I thought he was happily married and recently had a kid???
5. meh. congrats. (p.s. Marcia Cross is scary.)
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5Check out my latest poll: Would you rather...('NERD' VERSION!!!)
What did MJ find out that he could get penalized by death for molesting a child in Bahrain? So now he is off to Ireland? No matter where you go Micheal.. there YOU are.
6i LOVE Andy Smaberg- he is gorgeously interesting looking and soo funny!!! (is it true he was bumping uglies with Kirsten Dunst though?? cause he just went down three notches on my coolness factor)
7that newspaper used a naked pic of someone else along with bathing suit modeling pictures of Tiger's wife then said that you could see pics of her naked on porn sites. Then when Tiger threathened to sue they tried to say that it was all in good fun. Good fun is where the person you are making fun of can laugh at the absurdity or irony of the situation... not sure this would qualify.
8Andy Samberg (and that sketch) is FANTASTIC!!
"It's all about the Hamiltons, baby!"
9LMAO, Clep!! That was a great one. How 'bout, "I love those cupcakes like McAdams love Gosling!"
10Well of course MJ would like Leprechauns- they look like little kids. I wonder how Ireland feels about having him there-Europeans aren't too thrilled with theme parks. That is an American thing.
11Who is that Horatio, he's cute!
12Ha ha, Sica. That's Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell in the pic. This is Horatio Sans!
Not quite one of your Brazilian hotties, but he's hilarious!
13"They should just make the show entirely about Andy Samberg"...
i agree wholeheartedly! i'm actually glad they're getting rid of horatio. i think he was one of the very few who was laughing at his skits..."I'm Carol!" *barf*
14Mels, another favorite of mine:
Let's hit up Google Maps to find the dopest route!
I prefer Mapquest!
That's a good one, too!
LOL! They're shouting it like it's so intense. I think of that every time I have to look up directions.
15I have that on my ipod
16Oops, that's wrong. Should be:
Let's hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route
I prefer Mapquest
That's a good one too
Google Maps is the best
True dat, double true
I didn't think that looked right after I posted it. I used to have that as my song on myspace. Soooooooo funny!
17I always love it when Chris Parnell raps. He looks all straight laced and accountant-ish, but he raps like a mo fo!
18Michael Jackson is in complete denial as far as 'reality' goes..........hmmmmmmmmmmmm.........'neverland'....um....'leprechaun themepark'..........what a complete idiot!
I'll take Matt LeBlanc ANY ANY ANY day!!!!!!!!!!!!
19awww cute news about marcia having twins, didnt know she was having fertility problems, nevermind!
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