When Paris' friend Joe Francis, famous for producing Girls Gone Wild, had his house robbed, LA police wanted to talk to Paris about the incident. They wanted Paris to remember the conversation she had with Joe at a party shortly after he was robbed. But Paris couldn't offer any help. She said, "Like I really . . . I don't remember. I'm not like that smart." We think Paris may not be the brightest but we also think she is a little smarter than she pretends. I'm thinking she is playing dumb but she sure does it well. Page Six reports:

"I like forget stuff all the time," she said.
Koman, however, jumped to Paris' defense and encouraged her to think again.
"Don't cut yourself short," he said in the tapes.
Hilton also told cops "private tapes" were stolen from her home - and that a mysterious caller wanted money for the hot goods.
"They . . . wanted money. They were tryin' to sell it to like a newspaper or something," said Hilton, who balked at paying - and chalked it up to advice from dear old Dad.
"So if you pay somebody, then you're gonna be paying for the rest of your life," Hilton said. "My dad always taught me. They'll keep the tape anyway."
















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she overdoes it with the pink! she needs to chill and lay low for a while!
1I hate her, she's a disgrace to women.
2why does joe francis have paris tapes?! why is paris still around?! Why does anyone CARE?!
3also- she has that dress in like 20 colors... I AM BORED PARIS!
4Oh, Paris! (insert evil laugh here)
5I'm not stupid but I have memory loss and it gets on everyone's nerves. I say the same stories and watch the same movies all the time. My kids complain about it. If she doesn't have a memory then I feel sorry for her cause it's tough. If she is just stupid then I give her props for not being in denial about it.
6"I'm not like that smart". that might be the smartest thing she's ever said. although the girl can't even put her "likes" in the right part of the sentence
7Is this news? Must be a slow gossip day.
8I think she really isnt that smart, drunk half the time. Ofcourse she cant remember.
9She is stupid becuase she is uneducated. She has poor english skills, something that is easily learned in school. IQ does not have that much to do with the ability to learn. Her parents should be ashamed of themselves. Her family has so much money and they did not even bother putting it towards educating her. It all went to plastic surgery, color contacts, hair weaves, cars, houses, clothing, etc. Now they have a porn star with a DUI and fake hair who admits to being stupid. Great Job Hiltons!
10She is not smart because it was never required or expected of her. She has spent her life being catered to and pampered. Unlike many homes of the rich and famous where they expect you to take over the family business or contribute to society (the Trump children, Onassis children or the royals) and education is as important as the money they stand to inherit.. Paris is only expected to look good, spend the money and hopefully not tarnish the Hilton name to the point of hurting the hotel chain. Just like Jessica is a horrible product of her raising(spoiled to the hilt and useless as a wife). Add the alcohol and the mind numbing meaningless to Paris' exsistance and its a wonder she can remember her own name.
11A$$role.
12LMFAO....and that's all i'm gonna say
13I bet, like, she didn't even, like say that. lol She probably said I don't remember.
14Tell me something I don't know..
15Good ol' Paris.. Thanks for the laughs. Love ya beyotch!
16I love her dress and I love the color pink.
17ewwww she is like walking herpes
18Yeah Paris, tell us something that we don't know. God she's an idiot. And isn't that like the 3rd time she's worn that dress, but in a different color?
19I wonder if she, like, knows that she's, like, ugly?
20LOL missrobinson!
21MissRobinson, I agree. She always acts like she's really hot, but she's...not. Her head is too square, and she has wonky eye. She's not cute. I'm not saying she's ugly, but she's not cute. I laugh at girls like that, the not-so-hot girls acting like they are.
22Amen!
23Ugly wonky stupid trash cake!!
Go away!! And give me your money!! Give it to me and leave the earth!!
I like that dress on her. At least she admits to being stupid, but that logic (about paying) was pretty smart, I guess, well for her.
24But she has someone controlling her, helping her spin her stupidity into dollars.
25HAHA PAZ.
You are a work of art mate.
Gorgeous.
Just simply the best.
*gags* OKAY I LIE THROUGH MY TEETH
....
26she is like, so, like, like... like stupid! you know? *in annoying american accent*
She fully needs to rack.
I can't believe she said she was a 'marilyn monroe' of our era.
DOUBT IT!
How could she forget. I think she plays stupid a lot.
27Hmmm...that's cute when its coming from little blue Dory, not so much when its a giant beak nosed walking STD with flappers for hands and feet.
28People who are just playing dumb show their smarts every once in a while. When you play dumb every single second of every day, though, you're just dumb.
29Like whatever like stupid like B*tch
30ooh, boobs almost to the elbow joints at 20 something with no kids, you hang like that????......BRA* OR ACTUALLY, I should say "with at a few kids".........ha, my moms' had 4 of us and is perkier than that.....................paris just makes me wanna hurl......so anything I can find wrong with her other than her beaky nose, painted on orange/tan and wonkey eye is just fabtabulous with me*
31I hope this doesn't mean a new Paris Hilton sex tape is going to be released.
32lol, let's hope not pink*
33i hope not too my opinion.. but would any one still even care if there was one?
34not me! I didn't even watch the first one. ugh* herpiville!
35WELL thats a shocker!!
36Like, I could have like, told her that. You know? Like, her English is like, worse, than like, most French people I know, like.
LOL Sorry, just having a laugh at her expense!!!
37This whole story comes on Dateline saturday night. I have it Tivo'd of course.
38Ugh, I watched the Dateline earlier. She is such a moron. I don't buy that she's really smart and I don't buy that she's really a nice girl.
39I haven't watched it yet, but I'm going to. Did she talk live on the show or was it just phone converstations?
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