Jessica has been having some bad luck in the man department. But after the end of her marriage, and rumored romances that have failed, Jessica has found a substitute for a man. She is now wearing a rooster necklace which she says is a symbol for the lack of sex in her life. The rooster is her "C word." Here's more:
"This is my c**k! This is about as raunchy as I get these days. "I don't have a c**k at the moment, so I wear one around my neck. I found this when I was antiquing. "I saw it and said to myself, I've found my c**k! I've found my man!"
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Ewwwwwwwwwwww, she's all class. I thought Halloween had come early when I saw these photos. She scared the heck out of me.
1She looks like she fell asleep with a full face of makeup on and then rolled out of bed the next day. Ick. As far as her "c**k," I can kind of respect that. It's silly to talk about it to the press but at least she seems like she's got a sense of humor about the lack of a man in her life. Better that than get depressed or desperate.
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God she has gone straight to hell!! She was actually normal when she was with Nick, and she let a good one go! So sad!
3It looks like she had some more work done on her lips and she got a brow lift or something!
4eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
did we really need to know that???
5this is weird. she doesnt look good at all
6haha, sounds like something i would have done in my single days. the necklace is funny. she should really stop talking about her love life though. as for her face...someone needs to stop with the botox or whatever she's done. eeeeeeesh!
7Shes gone mad!
8she looks bad here.
9this is the most pathetic thing I have ever heard in my life....Jess....3 words. GET A LIFE
10so glad Nick got out before she got like this.
11Witch face! She's scary.
12WHAT THE F@#K??? Bad pictures of her but love the purse!!
13I said in a post the other day that she looked like Melanie Griffith. On that pic on the right, she REALLY looks like her. That is scary. Isn't Melanie like 30 some years older than Jessica? Get a grip on this plastic! Holy cow!
14She's an idiot, and a plastic looking one at that! I really wish she'd disappear.
15i am truly not her biggest fan but i kinda feel bad for her, she is totally going to end up hawking proactiv on the home shopping network pretty soon. i really do expect her to say "im melting, im melting"
16I think instead of a rooster around her neck she should wear a brain to symbolize her lack of a brain in her life.
Seriously she should stop talking about her love life. Did she not learn anything from her break up with Nick? Her life was to public and look where it got her. Divorced and hated by the people who were once her biggest fans. I know I was at one time.
17She is a hot mess.
18She looks like a c***. She acts like a c***. What a class act she is. She's gonna regret this one I bet.
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19http://teamsugar.com/suite/37539
Oh NO she didn't say that! She has lost what little mind she had!
In the new People letters section..every letter written in about her I'm in Love story was negative. All Team Nick.. Run John run..shut up and go away.. maybe she needs to take a hint.
20Did she really think people would find that amusing? The girl has lost her mind for sure this time.....
21interesting choice of jewelry. the girl does entertain i'll give her that.
22oh whatta?! what's up with the makeup?
23BTW i'm new here, so hi!
I'm liking the all black on both of these girls.
As far as the rooster goes, she has
NO class.
24hmm..dont like what either of them look like!!
25im curious as to why she would even say that, doesnt she have a wholesome image to promote
26you remember her talking about her wedding night? She's never exactly been classy.
27ya, but didnt she say oh it was magical and im glad i waited. that was all white wedding virginal, this is just dirty
28she may have said that, but afterwards she was like, "yeah, my mom had snacks waiting because she knew we were gonna work up an appetite" and she was going off about how "I think we're pretty good at it" and stuff like that. Broadcasting your opinions about your wedding night is NOT classy.
29ugh that's just wrong. well i guess she thinks that if her dad can talk about her sex life, so can she
30She looks horrible.
I hope she's not doing any of that botox or anything, but she has been
looking different lately and her lips have been looking weird.
31What happened to this girl?!? She was supposedly so pure and innocent when she and Nick got married; a virgin ready to commit her life to one person? I had respect and admiration for that woman. Now that she is so famous, her values change?!? Divorced, in the tabloids with all of these men, and now talking about a c**k necklace cuz she's not gettin' any? She is overrated in my book and she's not happy on the inside I bet.
32That chick/dude is going down so fastI can't keep up!! Nice mouth from a preachers daughter!! Real CLASSY Jessica. Oh nice chin.. I guess the hinee chin can go with your di%^ nose and co#k necklace!!
33Wow what a statement
34LMAO! I think its funny.
35LOL, it is funny but I cant believe she said that. Little miss preachers daughter and ex-Churchy
36Her bottom lip looks a little like a wiener.
37classless trash.
38PAD! Go check out the video in my suite.
39LMAO Torn!
40Tor, wait, I think it just may be a...
41nah... can't be...
LOL Tor
42ashlee looks gross too
43lol torn
44Pea, it's Jessica Simpson. Whatever it is about the wiener in question that you are suspecting is probably true.
45wow, she really* just doesn't know what to do with herself these days... no pun intended..
46She looks like that Octopus witch from The Little Mermaid... When she is super huge and trying to kill them...
47rock with your cock out!
This sounds like a MAJOR rebellion from Papa Joe, anyone think?
She really does look like she has had a ton of facial work.
48She is starting to scare me. She used to be such a pretty girl.
Not very classy at all to share that information with the whole world. I mean, that's something I would share with my closest girl pals as an inside joke.
49Poor Nick. She didn't have any use for a c**k when he was still in the picture. This would be a funny joke between girlfriends, not so much broadcast as news.
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