Sigh, so I guess this dirty looking 'stache is here to stay as long as Orlando Bloom is playing his part on a London stage in In Celebration. I'll give him a pass for that long, and that long only, but if he decides to stick with it when his time on stage is done, I may have to revoke his Manjoyment status. Over the weekend, Orlando spent some time out at the nightclub Raffles, where crooner James Blunt was also enjoying his evening. For Orlando's sake, I kinda hope not, because James seems kinda smarmy. Plus, he obviously encourages scraggly facial hair. Not a good influence.
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ewww crustache.
1He looks like Uncle Rico off of Napoleon Dynamite
2I can't separate James from that incredibily irritating song, "beautiful". Whenever I see him, that song comes to mind and I cringe.
Orlando looks hot, but it is a good thing that facial hair is temporary!
3Orlando is past sexy, but the stance has to go!
4I hope Orlando doesnt decide to keep it afterwards because he looks better without it!
5He's not wooing me!
6hate it....he looks like a porn star. not in a good way!
7hhahaha Jillness..same goes here with james blunt...
nasty stache!
8i agree, his stache is soo unflattering!
9Yuck.
10for the love of god shave
11Orly's pubestasche makes me quiver
12powscalper, I am dying of laughter because of your comment!!!
:)
13He is looking a little like John Mayer. I'm not sure that is a good thing.
14I can't stand James Blunt! He is sleazy as all hell and responsible for a song that is so bad I am ashamed I ever like it (Not since My Heart Will Go On have I felt so embarrassed).
15James Blunt always makes me think of this British guy I had the biggest crush on, I'm sure you guys don't care about that but it's what first came to mind haha As for Orlando, whyyyy!!!!
16Not feelin' the 'stache. Orly.
17he looks uglier with the mustache.
18I can't believe how it has transformed him into a greasy-looking
19bohunk! *LOL!*
its gross, i hope he shaves it off very soon
20He looks like a dirty, perverted porn star.
21I simply pray that the 'stache is for a role.
I don't like it!
22I dont see why girls think he is so attractive...I think he is pretty fugly to tell you the truth. He thinks hes all that
23mmmmmustach-a-licious! I'm sorry, but not even a handlebar moustache or 19th centuary-style sideburns could turn me off. I'm afraid I superglued his switch to the "on" position ever since I saw him on Midsomer Murders
24Jillness and Tatti, you guys are so right, I can't stand that flippin' song, I have to turn the dial whenever it comes on!
25it's pervy looking isn't it? why do so many hot hollywood guys decide to push it to see how far they can go and stil be hot. it's almost like they keep moving gheir "line in the sand" farther and farther out until the fans scream loud enough and then they bring it back.
26=( The curly hair and 'stache make him look like a porn peddler. *pouts*
27I was thinking 1970s era porn guy.
28WHO would think this little boy man is attractive?
29I love Orlando. But I hate the 'stache, it really has to go.
30yuck and yuck. Not my type at all.
31i'd still hit it but i'd have to cover his face because I do NOT wanna see that thing. yuck.
32Please shave that thing off Orlando!
33Orlando could tattoo his face a'la Mike Tyson and he would STILL be manjoyable in my eyes. Maybe I'm a sucker for a brown-eyed boy but, dammit if he looks so gorgeous!
34I dunno. I think he's losing his looks. He's like Jude Law and a few others who get worse with age.
35I love Orli, but he really need to shave this thing('stache) off, cuz' he looks soooo much better widouth it!!!
36I understand that James Blunt was an officer in the armoured corps. Maybe he's going to do the full handlebar-job complete with waxed tips fashionable circa 1919. Although ... I wonder whether the other officers had to listen to prototypes of "You're Beautiful" in a confined space (imagine the echo in a 6 man tank - or worse, in the shower block). It would be a spine-chilling experience. If he was in the Australian Army someone would have "dead-ground counselled" him not only about the whiny singing, but also about the face-fuzz. Weird Al rocks!
37Ew to both.
38It's not THAT bad... not the cutest thing on our man Orlando... but hopefully it's a temporary measure for the play.... and I add... james blunt can't compete in gorgeousness to yummy orlando... okay so he's a BRIT and has his charms...
but he actually looks better
with a shaggy- style facial hair thang!
39
That's a nasty 'stache!
40eh
41I never found him all that attractive to begin with (somehow, when he stopped being Legolas, he got ugly to me), but the facial hair makes him look fug.
42"Woo" indeed...
43Take it off!!!!
44He's a Brit (or as we call them "Pommy B***ards"). Egad.
I will grant you that Orlando Bloom may be an exception to what appears to be the rule that English men aren't entirely conversant with modern orthodontics or showers (tending to prefer random placement of teeth and baths once a month or when their socks attempt to gain sentience. BUT is he really that special? Didn't you go to school with some bloke who was at least that hot? Now Scottish guys are much better - I know nobody would forgive him for Phantom of the Opera, but Gerard Butler was hot in Tomb Raider II and didn't have the whiny-boy look or voice ...
45he really looks like a smarmy pirate with that mustache! gross!
46ugh he is a good looking guy why why why
47ok, I admit it. I love James Blunt and I even love "You're Beautiful" still. I dont know why but his music really relaxes me.
48Okay now this moustache thing has gone way too far!!! What happened to the hotness that used to be Orlando Bloom??
49I'M INTO IT
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