Orlando Uses His 'Stache To Woo The Nightclub Foxes

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Mon, 07/09/2007 - 4:53pm by Molly

Sigh, so I guess this dirty looking 'stache is here to stay as long as Orlando Bloom is playing his part on a London stage in In Celebration. I'll give him a pass for that long, and that long only, but if he decides to stick with it when his time on stage is done, I may have to revoke his Manjoyment status. Over the weekend, Orlando spent some time out at the nightclub Raffles, where crooner James Blunt was also enjoying his evening. For Orlando's sake, I kinda hope not, because James seems kinda smarmy. Plus, he obviously encourages scraggly facial hair. Not a good influence.

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sonnabobble [+]

ewww crustache.

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 4:56pm Report Comment

fab4 [+]

He looks like Uncle Rico off of Napoleon Dynamite

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 4:56pm Report Comment

Jillness [+]

I can't separate James from that incredibily irritating song, "beautiful". Whenever I see him, that song comes to mind and I cringe.

Orlando looks hot, but it is a good thing that facial hair is temporary!

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 5:01pm Report Comment

MEXICANBUTTAFLY [+]

Orlando is past sexy, but the stance has to go!

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 5:05pm Report Comment

musiclvr224 [+]

I hope Orlando doesnt decide to keep it afterwards because he looks better without it!

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 5:05pm Report Comment

CamillaCat [+]

He's not wooing me!

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 5:27pm Report Comment

DivaBunny [+]

hate it....he looks like a porn star. not in a good way!

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 5:33pm Report Comment

timberlake_box_lover [+]

hhahaha Jillness..same goes here with james blunt...

nasty stache!

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 5:40pm Report Comment

epicurean_Essy [+]

i agree, his stache is soo unflattering!

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 5:41pm Report Comment

rubialala [+]

Yuck.

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 5:48pm Report Comment

cfoley11 [+]

for the love of god shave

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 5:53pm Report Comment

powscalper [+]

Orly's pubestasche makes me quiver

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 5:59pm Report Comment

msmoney23 [+]

powscalper, I am dying of laughter because of your comment!!! Smiling :)

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 6:22pm Report Comment

Angel blue [+]

He is looking a little like John Mayer. I'm not sure that is a good thing.

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 6:33pm Report Comment

Janeiro [+]

I can't stand James Blunt! He is sleazy as all hell and responsible for a song that is so bad I am ashamed I ever like it (Not since My Heart Will Go On have I felt so embarrassed).

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 7:10pm Report Comment

Jennie [+]

James Blunt always makes me think of this British guy I had the biggest crush on, I'm sure you guys don't care about that but it's what first came to mind haha As for Orlando, whyyyy!!!!

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 7:28pm Report Comment

Pokemyhontas [+]

Not feelin' the 'stache. Orly.

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 7:37pm Report Comment

mayraa [+]

he looks uglier with the mustache.

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 7:51pm Report Comment

Pokemyhontas [+]

I can't believe how it has transformed him into a greasy-looking
bohunk! *LOL!*

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 7:57pm Report Comment

sibalc [+]

its gross, i hope he shaves it off very soon

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 8:06pm Report Comment

MsRoyaLTee [+]

He looks like a dirty, perverted porn star.
I simply pray that the 'stache is for a role.

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 8:26pm Report Comment

Hope [+]

I don't like it!

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 8:31pm Report Comment

Jennifer_2sugar [+]

I dont see why girls think he is so attractive...I think he is pretty fugly to tell you the truth. He thinks hes all that

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 8:40pm Report Comment

corrie_orrie [+]

mmmmmustach-a-licious! I'm sorry, but not even a handlebar moustache or 19th centuary-style sideburns could turn me off. I'm afraid I superglued his switch to the "on" position ever since I saw him on Midsomer Murders

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 8:56pm Report Comment

junebrug [+]

Jillness and Tatti, you guys are so right, I can't stand that flippin' song, I have to turn the dial whenever it comes on!

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 8:58pm Report Comment

lickety split [+]

it's pervy looking isn't it? why do so many hot hollywood guys decide to push it to see how far they can go and stil be hot. it's almost like they keep moving gheir "line in the sand" farther and farther out until the fans scream loud enough and then they bring it back.

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 9:18pm Report Comment

Daisie [+]

=( The curly hair and 'stache make him look like a porn peddler. *pouts*

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 9:19pm Report Comment

Ginger [+]

I was thinking 1970s era porn guy.

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 9:32pm Report Comment

ladybugrenee [+]

WHO would think this little boy man is attractive?

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 9:38pm Report Comment

fashionista4 [+]

I love Orlando. But I hate the 'stache, it really has to go.

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 10:24pm Report Comment

Rain Moon [+]

yuck and yuck. Not my type at all.

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 10:57pm Report Comment

lorenashley [+]

i'd still hit it but i'd have to cover his face because I do NOT wanna see that thing. yuck.

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 11:18pm Report Comment

pink_magnetism [+]

Please shave that thing off Orlando!

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 11:24pm Report Comment

Cadet [+]

Orlando could tattoo his face a'la Mike Tyson and he would STILL be manjoyable in my eyes. Maybe I'm a sucker for a brown-eyed boy but, dammit if he looks so gorgeous!

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 11:57pm Report Comment

mello [+]

I dunno. I think he's losing his looks. He's like Jude Law and a few others who get worse with age.

Tue, 07/10/2007 - 12:02am Report Comment

Sweet Dreams [+]

I love Orli, but he really need to shave this thing('stache) off, cuz' he looks soooo much better widouth it!!!

Tue, 07/10/2007 - 12:15am Report Comment

catesugar [+]

I understand that James Blunt was an officer in the armoured corps. Maybe he's going to do the full handlebar-job complete with waxed tips fashionable circa 1919. Although ... I wonder whether the other officers had to listen to prototypes of "You're Beautiful" in a confined space (imagine the echo in a 6 man tank - or worse, in the shower block). It would be a spine-chilling experience. If he was in the Australian Army someone would have "dead-ground counselled" him not only about the whiny singing, but also about the face-fuzz. Weird Al rocks!

Tue, 07/10/2007 - 12:30am Report Comment

RustyAngel73 [+]

Ew to both.

Tue, 07/10/2007 - 1:10am Report Comment

davie_k [+]

It's not THAT bad... not the cutest thing on our man Orlando... but hopefully it's a temporary measure for the play.... and I add... james blunt can't compete in gorgeousness to yummy orlando... okay so he's a BRIT and has his charms... Eye-wink but he actually looks better with a shaggy- style facial hair thang!

Tue, 07/10/2007 - 1:20am Report Comment

Carmeloh [+]

That's a nasty 'stache!

Tue, 07/10/2007 - 1:31am Report Comment

helenette [+]

Tue, 07/10/2007 - 2:03am Report Comment

SoftRockStar [+]

I never found him all that attractive to begin with (somehow, when he stopped being Legolas, he got ugly to me), but the facial hair makes him look fug.

Tue, 07/10/2007 - 2:30am Report Comment

krisua [+]

"Woo" indeed...

Tue, 07/10/2007 - 3:48am Report Comment

Princess Rebecca [+]

Take it off!!!!

Tue, 07/10/2007 - 4:25am Report Comment

catesugar [+]

He's a Brit (or as we call them "Pommy B***ards"). Egad.

I will grant you that Orlando Bloom may be an exception to what appears to be the rule that English men aren't entirely conversant with modern orthodontics or showers (tending to prefer random placement of teeth and baths once a month or when their socks attempt to gain sentience. BUT is he really that special? Didn't you go to school with some bloke who was at least that hot? Now Scottish guys are much better - I know nobody would forgive him for Phantom of the Opera, but Gerard Butler was hot in Tomb Raider II and didn't have the whiny-boy look or voice ...

Tue, 07/10/2007 - 4:56am Report Comment

LaLaLaurie06 [+]

he really looks like a smarmy pirate with that mustache! gross!

Tue, 07/10/2007 - 6:11am Report Comment

lilv [+]

ugh he is a good looking guy why why why

Tue, 07/10/2007 - 6:21am Report Comment

jmmst49 [+]

ok, I admit it. I love James Blunt and I even love "You're Beautiful" still. I dont know why but his music really relaxes me.

Tue, 07/10/2007 - 6:23am Report Comment

Wisdombody7 [+]

Okay now this moustache thing has gone way too far!!! What happened to the hotness that used to be Orlando Bloom??

Tue, 07/10/2007 - 7:15am Report Comment

chellybean [+]

I'M INTO IT

Tue, 07/10/2007 - 7:19am Report Comment

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