Ten signs you might be

10. Call him up every 2 hours just to say, "I love you." (a premise to check up on him).

9. Refuse to accept that he has female friends.

8. You ask about his night with the boys and it turns into an all-night interrogation.

7. Refuse to let him leave the house without you.

6. Slap him every time he comes within 50 feet of another attractive woman and demand, "What he is looking at?"

5.You blow up and begin to convulse at any mention of a female celebrity.

4. Every time he returns home from a night out with the boys, you ask him to drop his pants in order to smell his penis.

3. You are jealous of his family and ask questions like, "Why were you talking to your mother for so long?"

2. You try to figure out the pass word to his e-mail

1. You're afraid, very afraid that he will leave you for another woman.