Hyde is so 5 minutes ago... last night all the hottest celebs were at the grand opening of Hollywood's latest spot to be seen, Red Pearl Kitchen. Jessica, Kristin and Avril were all on hand to kick-off the night. The ladies are all dolled up but poor Jessica - what was she thinking with those red clown lips? She's no Christina for sure.

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Ewwww not liking Jess' lipstick!
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1Is Jessica S. gonna come forward and tell everyone that she is a man cuz she bares a striking resemblance to Amanda Lepore in that pic. She needs to go back to church.
2lol ohi! The faces she makes at the camera are odd.
3Jessica, stop copying Xtina! You look like an idiot.
4LOL @ the Amanda Lepore comment!!!! Ewwwww....she so does look like her
5yuck! Avril looks cute tho
6Jess doesn't even look like herself....hmmmm maybe that's not all bad?
7It is offical!! Jessica is a dude!!! Wow she looks RUFF!!
8Wow Jessica Simpson looks a hot mess! I tell you what though that guy sure has a grip on her like she is his sex slave or something.
9That's a veritable sea of blond hair up there.
10Jessica is going downhill FAST.
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i like Jessica but that lipstick has to go..what was she thinking?...
12Jess...please go away on a long extended vacation.. stop with the yellow blush.. get a tan.. come back refreshed and then burn every black piece of clothing you own.. black hates you and you look terrible in it.. try tan and cremes try anything.. this isn't working out for you.
13LOL, jessica LQQKS rediculous in those pics!!! skurrrred much*???
14Ugh, do I even have to say how HORRIBLE Jessica looks? Your so right I've never seen someone look so horrible in black!
15ewwwwwwww. Jessica looks terrible!!!
16Is this an a-list group? It kinda seems like fringe types to me...
Maybe I have bad taste.
I actually think Jessica looks less bad here than usual.
But, maybe its just because she's plastered up against serious fug. Who is that guy?
17P.S. That lipstick *is* ugly, though.
18LOL jennifer!!! that could be though..cause she definately is plastered up against serious fug! that was too funny*
19LOL! Does anyone know who the fug is? Or is he just some random guy Jess found to go with her to the opening?
20I think that guy is heidis boss from the hills. I watched that show religiously and I can remember that fug guy from anywhere...The more I look at that pic of Jessica the more I am convinced that she is a man!
21Yowsa- Jess looks all kinds of freaky here. What is with that zombie stare? It's like she smoked a dube, then used a ton of visene. Weird.
22When wearing bright red lipstick you have to wear some eye make-up. Think Marilyn.
23Not the right shade of red for her skin, and the fact that her lips are twice their normal size isn't helping! She isn't growing older gracefully...not that I'm saying she old, just not 21 anymore!
24ew that lipstick on Jessica is such an ugly flat color..i cant believe she's ditched fake tan for once but i have to admit she does not look better without it..she needs all the help and makeup she can get.
25i just saw JEssicas second picture..grosssss she looks liek Joan Rivers..
26Jessica looks so bad there and the red lips are horrible.
27LOL she looks funny... and thats all Lol
28looks like she's wearing powder and lipstick...no eye makeup and it was nooooot a good idea!
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29Jessica looks SO bad
!!! Avril looks pretty good
. Kristan looks cute
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30i have a theory..Jessica Simpson is either on crack or she's possessed, or both.
31i saw newlyweds the other day on MTV and she did look so different, what on earth happened? shes making it really difficult for me to defend her with this make-up! She really needs to hire a stylist.. i cant figure out what has changed so much about her
32I don't like the lip color but I still like her. I don't know why everyone is hatin on her all of a sudden. If it's cause of her divorce then that's sad. Everyone is always harder on women than men, especially women. I'm glad she's out of that horrible relationship and I love her new hair and think she is maturing.
33The relationship wasn't so horrible, when she was pimping it all over the place for money and publicity. Sorry, but I don't think she's getting all this hate for leaving Nick because most people understand when things don't work out, and deep down, I think most people figured that they wouldn't last. The reality is that she isn't as well liked as she was because she's gone too Hollywood for some of her fans. She isn't relatable like she once was, that was what she sold to the people, not just the "ditzy young wife". As for her maturing, when she learns to talk for herself, and not put every "hookup" as the best love of her life, and most importantly, ditches her dad, then that's proof of maturity.
34eww i hate avril.. she looks so damn ugly.
35Whoa. Jessica looks hit!
36I think that guy is Heidi's boss also.
Jess looks like she's been hittin up a lot of "kitchens" latley!
37gosh she is so nasty!!
38you should see the creative cut-out butt showing on Sharon Stone's dress on D Listed? Hahahahahah
39I'm not a big fan of Kristen C but she does look very pretty here much better than Jessica.
40im sorry but jessica looks like a ghost on this one
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