her mouth is open in every single picture.

She does look beautiful and I'm happy that she didn't really show the goods.

On the other hand, she looks heavily photoshopped and unrealistic. Also, I don't know what it is about her hair, but it looks so fake - like Barbie hair.

She's just pure trash, of course its trashy.

She is so gross. ugh!

this doesnt look playboyish it doesnt have that same aesthetic.

She needs to learn what to do with her mouth... Hanging open in every picture! Maybe spencer could help her with that...looks of displeasure...maybe he already has!

What's the point of posing for playboy when you're not naked. Do it right or don't do it at all.

traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash

she doesn't look trashy, she looks like an idiot. This in combination of her music video/home video shows that she never has any idea of how to behave in front of a camera. She doesn't seem confident or have any idea what "make love" to the camera means. Having sex with her is probably eerily similar to doing it to a blowup doll. That's why she has to talk/lie about it.

*She* is trashy, so by extension everything she does looks and is trashy. And, why the hell is her mouth always hanging open like that? Her parent's must be so proud

For the us to have a choice of 'she KEPT it classy' that would have to mean she had any class to begin with. Trash through and through. Now.. I will go daydream of a day in the future where we no longer hear of Heidi or Spencer. Ah, what a wonderful world it will be!

She looks the same as all her paparazzi pics in her bikini! Nothing new here. Same old..Heidi tries too hard to look sexy..some girls are naturals but with Heidi it's like she's just trying way too hard..

I'd rather see Audrina!!! Audrina can rock it..so much hotter than Heidi

heidi and classy are 2 words who don't match

I'm curious... What would the overall reaction to this spread be if she was some unknown model/actress or a Hugh Hefner discovery (like: Shannon Tweed & Dorothy Stratten) rather than Heidi Montag?

She is a little girl and Spencer is her "pimp" .... no words for this sh*t.

the one of her in front of the fire doesn't even look like her face!

i do like the one of her lying on her back, and the one of her against the window.

but yes agreed she needs to do something else other than hang her mouth open - so annalynne mcord!!!! grrrrr

if you're gonna do playboy - do it properly, otherwise she should've just done maxim which is meant to be in your undies.

no doubting she looks good but it's boring and predictable. even nude with strategically placed objects ala austin powers would've been better.

Also 100 x hotter are the Lady Gaga photos from her spread for OUT magazine:

http://teamsugar.com/user/c4rolin3/album/4003831

Keeping it classy would mean staying out of Playboy.

You can do nude photography and it still be classy - but you can't do porno and still be classy.

You see more excitement in the Sears catalog.

I don't understand why anyone would even be remotely excited about this spread. She's not wearing any less clothes than we've seen her wearing on an average beach day. And her face looks terrible in most of the pictures - they went WAY overboard with the Photoshop.

Heidi needs to stop trying to be everything she isn't. She is letting her husband pimp her out at every turn. She doesn't look gorgeous in these photos because just like music she isn't cut out for it. The interview is also a joke considering it was conducted by her brain damaged husband.

She's got a great body (minus the big fake boobs)but she is not sexy at all! This spread should have been in Maxim not Playboy.

i agree i don't see the point of her doing playboy like its some big deal- we've seen her in this at the beach adn in other magazines. not that i want to see her naked but if you are going to do playboy at least do it right. personally i'd prefer she did no mags!

My guess is a good majority of the haters would jump at the chance to appear in Playboy without having to get nude. Continue to dismiss her but she got you talking and that is the publicity she continues to crave and obtain. She's doing no more or less than all the other entertainment people do to stay relevant, if only in the bubble she and her ilk thrive in.

She has fake breasts, fake hair...she's just fake. And it is impossible to have a classy photospread when the subject is pure trash.

So much for 'the lord'. He must not pay as well.

Since she is not a "model" I guess that is her "sexy look"..Spencer prob taught her that one. I wonder how many annoying phonecalls,txts & emails it took to make this happen? I bet Spencer was there being super annoying the whole time. When are they going away???

Playboy really isn't a classy magazine and Heidi doesn't come across of as a classy girl, look who she married.

Trashy! This is doesn't even seem like the same shoot quality celebrity Playboy spreads get. She always looks so plastic. It's sad, because she was kind of sweet & ditsy in the beginning of The Hills. Spencer is the worst thing that ever happened to her...and the planet...

EWWWW...I can't stand her or her like someone else put it earlier "pimp".

first - i don't care much about her and 2nd i think i'm blind. but really - these pictures aren't anything that we haven't seen already. she's always rolling on the sand with spencer in tow with a camera - so that's nothing new at all.

Why will she not close her mouth? It makes you look daft Heidi!

her entire existence is trashy. money can buy many things, boobs, noses and cars but it can't by class

so nasty. so gross. so typical.

Modeling is more than standing or lying around with your mouth half-open. You look like you're awaiting a ballgag.

Wait... maybe you *are*.

The interview was even trashier.. a tie for the three stupidest statements would be..

-- I would never do porn

--Spencer gives me 20 to 30 orgasms a day..

-- And Spencer saying don't get anymore plastic surgery for me.. I think you are perfect! Heidi response.. I want to get bigger boobs for Spencer. Spencer responds.. YEAH baby!!

The interview is so cringe worthy!!

Also add that the man has five cell phones. All throughout the interview even while taking about sex or love he is annoying Heidi by texting someone or reading emails. And gladly says he is who you see on the Hills and the celebrity jungle show.. and that he loves living his entire life on camera. And suggests he and Heidi do a sex tape. And they blast Lauren saying they faked the apology to her and are not sorry about the sex tape rumors. And that the show doesn't need Lauren at all and is better without her.

They are a work of disgusting trash art. Their 15 minutes ended and the publicity wh*res are leaching it for every drop of blood.

She doesn't photograph very well. She always looks awkward and plastic.

I'm sure this skank knows what to do with her mouth...looks like she's wearing granny stockings in one of those pics...otherwise, she looks like airbrushed shyt

White trash at her best...maybe. I hope this is the lowest selling Playboy in history.

This girl is boring! She's got a decent body - if you ignore the disgusting fake boobs - but her face is wack! Not to mention she's almost completly unrecognizable in some of the pics from all the photoshoping they had to do to make her look half alright! Agreed that Audrina would be MUCH better to look at!

this is a lame photoshoot for sure. not only is she overly photoshopped and looks fake but i don't understand how playboy allowed her to keep this much clothing on. when kim k. did her celebrity photo spread hef insisted she took off all her clothes just like every other model the magazine has had. like others have she might as well have just posed for maxim again because that esstentially what this photoshoot is. and now can pop make their site a speidi free zone????

ewww, hidi face! she can NOT model. she is decent looking but the faces she's pulling here are awful, as are most of her angels. I bet the photog had a tough time trying to get good shots.

She has the same dumb look on her face in every single shot.

Since I don't have anything nice to say I say nothing!

Erm... It's not really playboy material, is it? I mean, the shot could easily be associated with any other guy magazine really...

what the hell was Hef thinking... ???? if i owned playboy, i wouldnt put heidi on anything.. .. maybe on a comic strip at he end..

Clearly she is a shallow, stupid and unattractive girl with nothing to offer. One question though - how are these Playboy shots any different from the pictures in Sports Illustrated? There's hardly a difference, practically-naked girls selling their sexuality.

The photos really aren't that bad, but her as a person.... so trashy. I had to pick trashy just b/c she's a celebuslut for the tabloids, and it's disgusting.