Does Jess pay Ken for that? LOL

Being a celeb assistant sounds like a dream job. I wouldn't complain, even if I had to work for a flake like Jessica Simpson.

WTF that kiss is so random.

umm ken like guys right? does that means jessica is a man too? lol..she looks way more manly then him in the 8th picture or the first in the second row on the right.

I couldn't hate her anymore.
Blah.

I could....my hatred grows everytime I see her

The best she can get is a gay man trying to make a name for himself...lets face it what does Ken have to offer the world...??? because it aint hair exetensions or hair dressing because he sucks at both.

Any man you dates her will have to put up with the all consuming jealously of Papa Joe...she is damaged goods and even she knows it.

*puke*

Hahaha.. her assistant is even making fun of her? Jesus.. she is on her payroll. Poor Jessica is a laughing stock. Right on JKBoogie..Jessica's hair looks horrible.

Go AWAY!!! Pretty please.

ya know, I am just not ready for feathered hair to come back.

Dag JK...LMAO @ "damaged goods"!!!

What did her "assistant" expect? Jessica isn't known for being the brightest crayon in the box!!!

I mean did she actually expect to learn any thing worthwhile...give me a break!!! And if she is Jessica's assistant that means she actually has to listen to Pimpdaddy too...lmao @ her, whoever the h3ll she is!!!

Wait a minute, I thought that Cacee girl used to be her assistant and then quit?? She's back to being her assistant? Isn't this the same Cacee who was supposedly getting cozy with Nick a while back?

When will Ken get tired of Jessica gaining publicity from him. Whenever there is a picture of Ken, Jess is right there next to him, kissing or grabbing him, trying to steal the limelight. Get yourself your own publicity, man face....

Pisces - Cacee Cobb is gone, this is about Jess's new assistant! Whoever that pathetic soul may be?

Oh okay, I see now, the "new" Cacee Cobb. I want this new person to reveal their face...since they already seem to be revealing their soul to us.

I hate Jessica. Yuck!

I can't help mentally pronouncing her name kha-kee. I really hate it when parents try to be clever when they spell their kids names, so that for their entire lives, the kid has to say, "no, it is actually pronounced Casey."

Jessica always looks as though she is premeditating all her smiles and poses- it never looks just natural to me. What's up with her BUG eyes lately, she's beastly ... And if that guy is doing her hair, man, let's all run and never go there- that do is nothing to write home about. She looks like she is trying to do a June Cleaver, only it's appearing more like Norman Bate's mother ... LMFAO !!!!!

She is amazon woman next to Eva, Carmen and that flaming closet Queen she calls a hair stylist.

Feathered hair a G-A-Y !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow - Jessica Simpson is the new Anna Nicole. Next she will be doing the Trim Spa adds.

am i only one who feels bad for her. she seems so lonely. even if i dont like someone i feel bad for them if they are lonely. there is something so heartbreaking in loneliness. sad if you ask me...

OMG. She is a very lonely miserable girl who does not like one bit what she sees when she looks in the mirror, but I do not feel sorry for her. She has the power to tell her father she wants to live her life the way she chooses.

That's why celebrities have dogs, to fill the void in their life that no one else can fill- dogs are loyal to them, people just use them for their status, money and publicity. lol !

Well, if Daddy hadn't made her fire Cacee, she'd at least still have a friend.

Come on Jess get it toguether!

Maybe Avril didn't show up b/c she knows that Ken Paves is relationship death! Eva, Jessica and Carmen are all newly single- strange??? I think not!

i feel sorry for her too, its not easy being in the spotlight and having every part of you and your life being criticised! She has just divorsed the love of her life, im just saying to cut her some slack

I am glad my subscription to Allure ran out just in time for this issue. Now I can renew again. She is an idiot and the only men in her life will be her gay BFF and her father.

I don't, she made $14 million dollars last year, according to Forbes.

Jennav...that means there is a god

Yes, CLEARLY God is watching out for me.

Can someone explain the little girl in the 1st picture? Jessica just looks awkward in most of the pictures - she doesn't even look real anymore. I am loving Eva's dress, but she is the only one who could pull it off!

Amen

Don't count your blessings yet JennaV- seems like they always send you any issues you missed when you re-subscribe. Just be very, very careful when you go to your mailbox.

But she asked to be in the spotlight, she practically begged for the attention. And seeing how she looked in pics from last year when she was hanging with Ryan Dunn and Bam Margera, I can't feel that bad for her. She was "acting" like she was single. Where were the tears then?

new2man, I would guess that she may be from make-a-wish or something like that, where sick kids get to have a dream fulfilled. Poor kid apparently wanted to meet Jessica.

JK Boogie, I LOVE that picture. At first, I was like, who the HELL is that??? hahaha

Everytime I see Jessica with those lips all stuck out like that, I think of a woodchuck with the big 2 front teeth sticking out. Either smile and show the teeth or close your mouth!

Jessica's lips are now just a joke on their own...what was she thinking???

Poor Jess, I hope things get better

o.k., that makes sense but all it said was that it was paves' new salon opening. Yes, I agree - poor kid wanted to meet her.
Jessica won't be the last celeb to ruin her looks after becoming famous, but she is one of the saddest. I remember her when she was 16 doing the local radio show in Dallas and she just seemed like a sweet girl. Her father should be arrested for turning her into a stupid, lip inflated, tranny looking ho.

Laughing my butt off at all these stupid pictures.

Can she not go ONE day without being in the news??? I think her Pimp Daddy is sitting around twiddling his thumbs everyday thinking of new stories about her to be plastered all over headlines. It's sad, I used to like her. Not so much anymore.

Luna, come on now. SHE divorced the "love of her life"? If he was the love of her life, she wouldn't have divorced him, now would she? She filed for divorce. Can't feel sorry for her because of that. She fired her best friend at her father's behest. Can't feel sorry for her there. She started hanging out with the Jackass crowd to be more edgy and she got burned by guys who absolutely live the credo "bros before hos." She tried to "trade up" because daddy said so and look where she is - a pitiful laughing stock. I feel for her only because she's just so freaking dumb (despite her mother's ridiculous claim of a 160 IQ) and such a freaking puppet for her sleazy daddy and it'll cost her more than a marriage and a friend. It could cost her a career. She has a very pretty voice that she doesn't know how to use properly and was never taught the basics of voice, despite what anyone might say. And someone needs to teach her enunciation.

As dumb as she is Id love to be her assistant. Im sure wed become the very best of friends and I could get her drunk and make lots of money off of her.

Pad, I couldn't agree more. Jessica's personal life and her career have been completely mismanaged. Uusally parents try and protect ther children from the world, but it really appears to me that Jessica's father threw her to the wolves. Money and fame were more important to him than managing this girl's career, and in essence, her future.

I pity Jessica, whether she has money or not. These celebs spend as fast as they earn, which is why they need to remain working and in the spotlight. I don't see much of a career ahead for Jessica anymore, and with her addiction to shopping, that money will dry up eventually. And then where will she be?

she has turned into the biggest joke ever!!!! GO AWAY!!!!!!!

she has turned into the biggest joke ever!!!! GO AWAY!!!!!!!

If this new assistant is "too smart for this job and doesn't like it" then why did she start working for her in the first place?

these are some really random - bad pictures. what's with the girl with the 2 broken arms? i'm confused. again jess, you let me down. don't make me go over to the dark side.