Every once in a while pictures roll around for which I am at a creative loss. It is times like these when I like to hand the reins over to you, trusty users, because reading all the comments all day long I see just how hilarious you all are. Seriously, LOL. So, here is Paris staring at a Malibu Taco Bell! As always, the funniest comment (narrowed down by myself and Pop, chosen by poll) will win a sweet piece of Sugar Swag. Now comment away!
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Is charity project on the menu? I so need to get one of those!
1If nothing else, jail has made me appreciate fine dining opportunities!
2Can you buy morals off the value menu?
3Paris Wonders Which Food Item Will Be The Easiest To Throw Up
4To be or not to be....wait, can I actually get extra sour cream on that- that's hot!
5I don't speak Mexican. How do they expect me to understand this menu. Whatever just give me what ever cost's the most.
6One Night in Taco Bell
7This pose is killing me can they go and take that photo of me already.
8A chalupa comes with ground meat, lettuce, cheese AND sour cream? God, how hot would I look with all of THAT dripping out of my mouth while washing a car! I gotta call my agent.
9Paris ponders the deeper meaning of life, and finds it in a plastic wrapping...
10Does that say Chili or chihuahua because you know i love me some Chihuahua.
11So if I get caught again by the cops, could I just run for the border?
12Paris breathes a sigh of relief to find that her prison nickname didn't stick, and "Gordita" is just a menu item.
13Soooooo this is what Taco Bell is, i thought they actually sold bells shaped like tacos here.
14Chalupas + Diet Pepsi = so hottt.
15well, this will feed me for a week!
16Paris ponders the eternal question,"Is it good to go?"
17C-H-E... Che! Che Guevara!!!! And they said i couldn't spell.
18(Just to clarify my previous post: the word gordita is also a Spanish term of endearment used to describe an attractive woman or girl who is curvaceous or heavy set. It may be used similarly to the colloquial phrases "little butterball", "pleasantly plump", or "got back" in English.)
19Jillness- love it, lol!
20i guess i'll get the gordita instead of my regular chalupa. see--i told you i was gonna change after jail!!
21Paris Hilton emerges from jail and immediately heads to Taco Bell, the only place that uses lower grade meat than Lynwood.
22Paris Hilton emerges from jail and immediately heads to Taco Bell, the only place that uses lower grade meat than Lynwood.
23I think she ordered something like: "hmm.. let's see.. Chalupa? Sounds like something cute. Okay, I want a chalupa without the meat, the cream, and the cheese.. Oh, and a diet pepsi"
24this is so a MUNCHIES RUN!!!
25My jaw hasn't seen so much activity since my acting debut in a little independent film...
26Freedom Fries are so five years ago...now it's all about the Freedom Fajitas! So hot.
27Crap. This is definitely a loogie. Paps watching. Must. keep. chewing.
28i think i know whats my upcoming charitable project, buy a taco for every homeless person in LA. they do taste so good. just like lindsay's firecrotch.
29The only way Paris could think of to show the paparazzi that she's really just "regular people"...without leaving Malibu.
30I bet she's thinking, "think outside the bun"....I don't get it.
31oh!!! so many choices and so little time!
32is this where the poor people eat?
now let me see what am I gonna eat and then vomit up later?
"Hmmm...this menu looks suspiciously like prison food...yup, tastes like it too!"
33wait. like, you mean i cant get the cute little puppy I saw on tv here?
34Hmm. What to eat? What to eat? Oy, something sour!
Where's my publicist? I need someone to pick out lunch for me, you know I can't read/think/speak by myself!
35Upholding her post-jail declaration to help change the world, Paris researched her view on Border control.
36"Why didn't I know this before?! I should have run for the border!"
37Posh and I might have these chanel sunglasses and a reality show in common... but i can TOTALLY eat in public...
38"I get choices now?!..... Ugh- I shoulda stayed in jail- the food was better."
39Here's my comment.
I love how these blogs keep posting useless info about Paris even though most people don't give a chalupa about her.
40Paris' first act of charity since released from prison is to support minimum wage workers by eating at Taco Bell.
41mmm, chalupa
42is that like chihuahua?
that's sooo cuuuute
In a rare display of prudence, Paris thinks before placing something in her mouth.
43The Taco Bell munchies: Paris' first telltale sign of drug use. What Larry King interview????
44chalupas
haha funny word
45Fourth meal?! Wow, I'm right on target for the week!
46Ummmm..let's see what are my choices? Oh wait this is just food...you mean I can't make you guys help others if i pay for it? Guess, I'll just have to eat then
47Wait...where's Tinkerbell again? Aye, Chihuahua!
48Hmm...what would jesus do?
49'I said I would do my part for the goodness of humanity! What do you mean, how?? My mouth is shut isn't it?!' or 'My eyes are too big for my stomach'
50God those are some stupid looking sunglasses.
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