John Mayer got all broody and floppy haired in the pages of GQ this month. Kinda hot, right? Back in March we saw John with Jess by his side in Atlanta for this photoshoot -- awwww, sometimes I miss them and their light-hold hair products. Speaking of the Simpson-Mayer duo, John talked a little bit about that relationship in the pages of the magazine. Here's more:
- On caring about what people thought: I’m actually finished with that part of my image—with caring about that part of my image. I’m kind of at my quietest that I’ve ever been. And I’m at my happiest I’ve ever been. I do not take the outside world into my house with me. I just don’t care anymore. It’s vapor. When somebody wants to take a picture of you coming out of a restaurant, it doesn’t matter. Whether you save a falling baby’s life or whether you fall yourself on the ground drunk, it’s gone, lost in the sea of DUIs and crotch shots. And it just doesn’t matter.
- On what matters: What does matter is answering your fans, letting them know you exist still in the same way you always did, that the names change and the dollar values go up but you still exist in the same timeline of a person as you always did. That you still love playing music, you still know right from wrong, you can still smell bullshit like anyone else can.
- On Speaking In Japanese to Ryan Seacrest at the Grammys: Ryan Seacrest is like my own little Richard Simmons. I like bits. I practiced that line for three days. When Ryan says, “You know I have to ask you” —which is one of the dumbest prefaces of all time—I think, Maybe I’ll just answer you in Japanese. And then you’ll have to figure it out. So now I’m the guy on top.
While I do appreciate his feisty sense of humor, I miss him and Jess. Though, to be fair, I might be the only one.
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Very VERY nice pics.
1I can't believe I'm about to say this, but he looks hot here.
2love love love it...esp the part about answering his fans.
3he is a little off, a little bit cute, but not my favorite.
4Liked the first one.
5Okay I had this whole thing prepared to say about John Mayer, but after reading some things he said in the interview, I couldn't say anything negative about him NOW. Thanks a lot John. Must you be so clever and articulate. Damn you I say, damn you.
6WHY is his head so freakishly BIG!???
7He's different but I think that's why I like him so.
8Favorite line: everything is "lost in the sea of DUIs and crotch shots. And it just doesn't matter."
9that's what i call facts of life. lol
Yeh, I'm so over caring about my image except when I date a publicity wh*re for attention, try to make her change herself for the glory, act like I don't care about what's written about the relationship, even while spennding all night looking it up online, and then abusing my "fame" to bore people with pretentious idiot "ideas" to try to make me look smart. Urgh, I never though I could hate anyone more than Jessica Simpson herself, but this douche is worse. And he can't pull off the tie, who does he think he is, a member of the Strokes? No-talent poser.
10hahahahaha....LOVE him! He totally made a fool out of Seacrest, and it was brilliant. I like the way his mind works! He's even hotter now that the blonde is gone.
11i had no idea john mayer was such a HOTTIE!
12He did bits on the Dave Chapelle show. I love him.
13he looks like Marc Anthony in these photos. weird!
14hvnly I was going to mention that. Oh I miss Dave Chapelle's show.
15While I am a huuuge fan of his music, I usually don't think he looks too terribly cute alot of the time...but uh...lookin' puuurrty good here!
16Oh he's so hot! I can always count on PopSugar to give me a daily dose of Manjoyment.
17
pinkflats I agree with you...too much pictures of private parts floatin around.
18I definitely don't miss him and jess...it just always seemed weird to me.
19Great shoot! as for him and Jess?? Never really a good match in my mind...
20nice photos.
21I think we need to accept the fact that, although he is intelligent and "socially aware" or whatever, he is a guy and Little John was calling the shots when he was with Jessica. I think it's that simple.
22whatever John, I like his music and he has quirky humor, but he knows he did it al for the nookie.
23he's alright.
24WOW, he's given me Johnny Depp fever...very crush-worthy...then I think about his music and
snooze-worthy...just joking!!!
25You know what, after that Seacrest comment...I'm totally in love with John Mayer...now if only Seacrest could be vapor, as he's already vapid!!!
26Ugh. I liked the old, non-pretentious John Mayer better. I can smell bullsh*t, too, and New John reeks of it.
27I like his music and I like a little more since reading the article.
28what a stone fox.
29in the picture with the glasses, he looks like richard ramirez the serial killer. actually he looks like him in most of the pictures. i never liked john mayer.
30I never thought of him as hot. That was until Saturday....I actually met him at his concert. In person he was hot and he has an awesome personality which is always good!!!
31ick! he is yucky and weird looking.
32Great pics of him. I just don't ike how big his head is. I mean physically...not his ego, even though that seems kind of massive too.
33hot
34Very nice pics! I think i will start to read part of his blog now.
35He looks good, and is very articulate. He was the best thing that ever happened to Jessica. In the end, I don't think he could accept all the trappings that came with her lifestyle.
36I love the fact that John is a TRUE musician, he doesn't define himself by ow many red carpets he walks down or how "famous" he is. He's about the music and Jessica was never really what he wanted, maybe the boobs but those started to sag after awhile.
37Now that he's not dating bimborella, he's become attractive.
38he's fugly.
39He's way too intelligent to stay with her. It was doomed all along.
40I had that haircut in primary school.
41Mmm. He is delicious.
Can't understand why he ever dated Jessica, though.
42Something about him just annoys me.
43He just gets better and better every time I read something about him... except his choice in women, that's always a weird one.... Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson... short ditzy big-boobed girls....
44i don't like him
45just saw him in concert and it was amazing...he was being very gracious to the audience and put on a great show. he's so talented...
46I never thought he and Jessica would last.
47I can't decide whether he's clever and articulate or a complete tool.
48i really liked him when he said that to ryan s. john seems pretty deep tho.....but i like his sense of humour
49I can't stand him. He seems to have an "I'm better than you" attitude all the time.
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