Britney dressed in her finest satin pillowcase stopped by a friend's house on the way to her music video shoot yesterday. The dress may have been a bit too short, but at least Brit was a good girl and wearing underwear. Who knows when the need to swim will strike, after all. Britney may finally be getting back to her music career, but she's apparently also pretending to explore other options. Recently she was out at Hollywood hotspot Les Deux and asked for a job application; she even followed up a few days later and asked if she could design her own outfit. The sad part - she somehow convinced the employees she was serious rather than just being bratty and messing with their heads. Something tells me that Brit's not going to be serving drinks anytime soon.
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Well, I like the color of her...dress. If you can call it that...
Now see, I said something positive about Brit! Imagine that LOL
1Hey, look! Britney's underwear. Now there's something you don't see every day.
2I dont believe she asked for an application at that club and if she did....well she had to be messing with them. Thank goodness she is wearing underwear with that dress.
3you can still see her underwear that a shame.
4That has to be one of the ugliest dresses I've seen. Why does she always feel the need to dress up like a beat up sack of potatoes that got peeed on by a dog around the barn?
5I don't know...I think, with the way she's been acting lately, that she really did ask for the app. Maybe she thought she'd try it out one night, just for kicks. Apparently, she really loved the outfits...eh who knows? This is Brit we're talking about...anything's possible!
6I love the color of that dress, but I would wear it with trousers!
7I entirely believe that Britney Spears would be a waitress. It's not like she's a pop star anymore. Seriously.
8Wait a minute...if she's been recording and doing all this dancing and getting back in shape, what's with the cigarette smoking? Not that she's the world's greatest vocalist, but come on...
9This girl is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sick,help her please.
10man! this trash never ceases to amaze me.. i swear!!!!
11From Lainey...and people this is SAD.
Yesterday reportedly when she was filming her new video, a photo shoot was also scheduled for the magazine’s upcoming cover story.
As you would expect, Britney supposedly showed up three hours late. When she arrived, she was allegedly out of her f*cking tree and even though everyone knew of her notorious eccentricities (which is putting it kindly) everyone was also shocked to see her so wasted, exhibiting behaviour outrageous even for her. Allegedly of course.
For instance…she had her dog with her – the new puppy she called London. Since London is a puppy and since she has yet to provide him with a proper, regular routine, of course London pissed and shat all over the place. And who picked up the poop? Britney picked up the poop…allegedly mopping it up with a Chanel dress. A Chanel dress. Allegedly of course.
Just the beginning…
I’m told she apparently kept choosing clothes that were 2 sizes too small so that rolls were squeezing out everywhere, giving the stylist a minor panic attack as it’s her professional portfolio and her job on the line if the images comes out bunk – a likely certainty even with the help of photoshoppe.
But it gets worse…
Britney allegedly wanders around babbling like a baby – as in baby talk. Half the time her head can’t stay straight, lolling around on her neck like a bobble. I’m told she also has no boundaries and allegedly, several times, when she had to pee, even though one of the washrooms was being used as a staging area, she would drop trou and make a tinkle WITHOUT CLOSING THE DOOR and an entire crew working around her. Allegedly of course.
Still worse…
The girl allegedly can’t stop touching herself. As in fondling her breasts, rubbing between her legs… I can hardly bear to write this. She apparently goes about it absent-mindedly, as if not aware she’s not alone and at the same time, genuinely curious about her own body, described to me as “like a 5 year old discovering her genitalia for the first time”. Allegedly of course.
So they had one sitting, they were able to get shot. But then paranoia apparently took over, Britney became convinced people were ridiculing her (they probably were), and took off abruptly without explanation. Word is the magazine is scrambling now as it’s supposed to be a cover story, they need more than one image – trying to make it happen for today. She later allegedly explained that she was uncomfortable because she had no idea so many people would be there and it would be such a “big production”. She also thought she looked too “fat”. Allegedly of course.
12Can you imagine being at a club and having Britney wait on you? Would you really want to touch that drink glass without gloves once she'd handled it?
"I'll have a Guinness with a tequila shooter... oh and a side of antibiotics, please."
13Hhahah...FB I agree I like the color of her tunic...
Greggie..knew you would be here..are we surprised at all that we are seeing her panties? No
not really
14Whoa italygal - who's Lainey?
15The color of her tunic is awesome, and extremely flattering to her complexion.
The style of it and the fact that it's being worn as a dress, not so much.
16first time her hair has actually looked good in quite some time.
17Lainey...Lainey, it's called Lainey's gossip or something...is that right? And WOW is all I can say about that...sad thing is I *could* believe something like that about Brit *shakes head*
18if not for the dress she would look really good
19her makeup looks pretty and her hair is cute and cute headband and sunglasses
get different dress and she would be good
Meh. IMHO, she sucks.
20And there goes my afternoon coffee
.... damn it STOP Britney! Otherwise I'll be dead by
the end of the month
21wow at the Lainey post, just wow
22HOT ASS MESS!!!!!!!!
i'm looking forward to the vid though, lol.
23The Lainey post is disgusting; Britney became too famous too young and, unlike other child stars who could mature gracefully, never grew up. Hence the “like a 5 year old discovering her genitalia for the first time” comment.
24I want the pj's Britney is wearing
25I think Britney dresses so skanky and acts like she does is because it's the way she'll stay in the press.If she didn't go out half naked with her crotch showing wearing her ad weave no way would even mention her.It's the only way Britney can hang on to being in the news.
26Wow - the Lainey post..gives me the creeps
27I like the color of the um....dress
28STAY IN YOUR HOUSE FATASS!!
29What is that trashy dress? Ugggg.
30Everytime I think she's gone as low as she can go, I see another picture like this. sigh....
31WOW ItalyGirl...The sad thing being that I could actually see all of that taking place. Sad. Sad. Sad. This is what happens when parents allow and encourage their child to become a sex symbol at 15 years old. She is a HOT MESS, Bi-Polar, immature, self absorbed, lost, lonely, trainwreck just waiting to fall completely off the tracks. I heard that she had to get rid of her other dogs cuz she never bothered to train them and they sh*t all over her house all the time and SP would try to eat the poop. Disgusting I know, just passing on what I heard lol. I have this sick feeling that she will kill herself, whether it be on purpose or an accidental OD or something I just cant see this ending in a nice way. Especially since she has alienated herself from the only people who really care about her, no wonder Kevin ran screaming down the street from her, this b*tch is coo-coo botz. Her last body guard quit cuz he said that the b*tch was just too damn crazy.
32So sad to see how she looks theses days
33i repeat HOT MESS!!
34She's hot.
35Does she always have to show off her panties???
36britney girl you just do your thing do what is best.
37THE HATERS JUST WANT TO BRING YOU DOWN AND LOWER YOUR SELF ESTEEM.THEY DONT WANT YOU TO SUCEED AND BE PROSPEROUS AND GIRL EVRYONE WANTS TO THE VIDEO THAT MEAN THAT THEY REALLY CARE IF THEY DONT THEY WOULDNT GIVE sh*t.SO I'M DONE
38Cooch time.
39le sigh at the lainey story posted i will continue to have faith and keep my fingers crossed and wait for this comeback and remain a fan lesigh again at the dress but it is a flattering color for her an would be devine with some jeans and her cowboy boots she does have great legs though
40the really sad part is the lainey post is true. she explains further in the post why she had to use "allegedly" and "supposedly"....this girl is just...well, yeah sad.
41i think this girl got too much too soon. and now she's batsh*t crazy.
42Italygirl it doesn't surprise me. But should she be driving?
43Why is there NEVER enough fabric to cover her? Aliens looking at her picture must think there is a clothing shortage on earth...
I feel bad calling someone trashy, but there is just no other word to describe someone who has such little respect for themselves or common decency.
44I meant to say "pictures", plural, because multiple times every single day she can't seem to find enough cloth to cover her body.
45I totally agree Jillness, on calling her trashy.
46HAHA, Greggie! You're cracking me up
47I know this isn't really the same thing but this bizarre behavior reminds me of michael jackson in that he didn't seem to have much of a childhood (well, it was spent in the "business" too) and look how he turned out....ugh britney...what a frickin disaster. i'll just keep her old tunes in my ipod and pretend this version doesn't exist!
48The longer this goes on, the more I think that she is headed to a tragic end if somebody doesn't intervene. It's too bad her fans don't recognize that, because the more people encourage her and cheer her on in this state, the less likely she's going to get the help she needs.
49That shirt (coz there is no way in hell its meant to be a dress) would look really cute with some dark jeans! Please cover yourself Brit, you'll look so much better.
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