Jessica Simpson and Dane Cook were on TRL this week promoting Employee Of The Month, which opens tomorrow! Jessica (say something nice) stood out in her green jacket and thigh-high boots and as usual she made her famous funny faces. Dane is my new crush, he is just so darn cute.
I was lucky enough to catch an advanced screening of Employee Of The Month last night and I must say I was pleasantly surprised! The movie centers around the employees of a Costco-like warehouse store in middle America. Dax Shepard plays Vince Downey, the obnoxious Head Cashier who also happens to be the reigning Employee of the Month for seventeen straight months! Dane Cook plays Zack Bradley, a measly box boy who could not be happier about his low-profile status. That is until beautiful new cashier Amy, played by you guessed it, Jessica Simpson, transfers from store 262. The rumor is that Amy has a history of falling hard for whomever is named Employee of the Month. Energized by his quest to win Amy's heart, Zack decides to step it up and compete against Vince for the coveted title.
Like I said, I was pleasantly surprised. The movie was smarter and funnier than I expected and the interaction between Dax and Dane was brilliant. Jessica did not actually have any real lines until about half way through the movie and the story was really more about the competition between Zack and Vince and less about Amy. A fun, light-hearted movie that will not disappoint! Besides, if The Departed is sold out then this is a funny alternative if you have your heart set on going to the movies this weekend.
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Aminaka Wilmont
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Dane .. is kind of hot =)
jes's eye liner is too heavy or something..
1Dane IS HOT! Plus he's funny as hell!
2Eww, Do. Not. Think. Dane. Is. Hot.
"Like MySpace, only more arrogant"
3WOW Jess looks like crap here. They were on the Today show this morning too. Funny, but Jess seemed out of place. Not feeling her looks lately
4OMG..she looks like sh*t! And Dane Cook is the sh*t..Love him hate her they are the ying yang of entertainment.
5Only in America, can Jessica Simpson be in movies. Her dad is an evil genuis...he gets her into movies, where she isn't the focus, has a couple of lines, and now she's some movie star.
6don't worry..she'll wear out that welcome.
7hes hot, she looks ok, her hair is too short for her face structure!
I can't wait for Grey's tonight!
8I love the -
9Jessica (say something nice).... guess I won't be saying anything!
I'm HATING the thigh high boots!!! I like the jeans in the boots thing....but I'm not liking that the height of the boots keeps creeping up the leg. What next...crotch high boots!?!?!
10She looks like she's about to run off go horseback riding.
"Like MySpace, only more arrogant"
11i actually think that they make a cute couple (like looks wise)
12..her eyeballs look like they want to make a run for it before they see another episode of Jessica sucking off pimp daddy Joe..does this trailor trash hoe have no mirrors, that belly bulge is quite unflattering.
13Man, she isn't looking so good, not digging the hair and her face looks tired ... I think she needs St Tropez and NOW
14Adriana Love the av!!!
15thanks BlondeSugar :0)
16I want be seeing this movie.
17want or won't?
18I rarely ever see comedies in the theater, I sure as hell won't be seeing this.
19Won't....tabloidprincess. I get in a hurry, and sometimes mis-spell a word. No biggie
20Um, am I the ONLY one who does not find Dane Cook the least bit attractive? Plus, he has that annoying voice...I just DON'T get his appeal at all. *shrugs* regardless, this is one movie I WON'T be seeing.
21Ok
22Oh I don't think Dane is hot either. Nick looks better and he rocked on Dancing with the stars last night. (He sang)
FB1977, I don't think he is attractive either. Nick looks bad too.
23you girls are crazy- DANE IS HOT! (i think more bc he is so damn funny- rather then actual goodlooking... you know what i mean???) Jessica looks like a crack head here-- the hair, makeup, shirt, etc... its all wrong! the only i DO like is the fact she isnt tucking her jeans into boots for the FIRST TIME IN MONTHS!
24She makes the same stupid faces, has the same stupid bug eyes and does the same stupid poses - freak flag, freak flag, freak flag !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
25oh wait-- she IS tucking her jeans into her boots-- DAMNIT JESS you cant do ONE thing correctly?!
26has she gone off her meds or something since she was divorced?? this is a crazy girl!
27does anyone remember the cover of rolling stone where jessica was in her underwear and held a mop? it was my first indication of how fugly and insane this one can look. at one moment she looks absolutely gorgeous- in the next she looks like a man. weird.
28I remember that. I remember thinking her legs looked weird
29I actually wouldn't mind seeing this movie. For everybody EXCEPT her. Sounds to me like it's pretty much like her role in Dukes Of Hazzard. She barely had any lines in it either. She was just there to flaunt her T & A.
30(And imagine that, she's in the news again today.)
I will in no way see this movie. Jessica looks horrible.
31Hahahah Jessica is mine tomorrow!! mua hua hua hua
32Dane Cook sucks! All he does is rip off Brian Regan. He's a Brian Regan wannabe.
33hope it does wel, for Jess's sake
34I hope it does well, for dane and dax's sake... I HEART THEM!
35Jess looks absolutely horrible! She can't dress to save her life..and she's not a "movie star" in any way. The producers are jus using her to promote the movie..it shud really be the other guy who's the "Employee of the Month" who shud be promoting with Dane..but then again no one knows who he is. Anyway, she is a waste of space..and I wish she would get back together with Nick! She was soo much better with him!
36Dane is such a mediocre comedian. He's shamed by so many other comedians that came before him, after him, currently compete with him...I don't see what people think is so funny. He's so inconsistent. He may have a funny riff, but then follows it up with 10 things that are completely stupid. Not a fan.
37I love Dane Cook. Hes so funny. Vicious Circle on HBO had me in tears, gasping for breath. Lol. I feel kinda bad for Jessica. Shes fallin apart at the seams. And PimpDaddy Simpson has her strung up... Dance puppet dance. Well, as for the movie.. Gonna wait til it comes on DVD in a few weeks. lol.
38Those two had an unscripted thing on AOL about this movie, and Jessica was sooooooooo weird. She had to read Kennebunkport. I knew that would throw her for a loop! haha She said, ohhhhhh, where's THAT???? Too funny. If anyone has AOL, you can watch it and know she shouldn't be doing ANYTHING unscripted =)
39Dane is not hot...lol
40this movie seems like it would be hard to sit through. jessica needs to go hide out for a while.
41There is something about her that is really unattractive.
42the movie got 1 star.
ONE STAR PPL!
43One star....wayyyy harsh!!!! Not one bit surprised at all. The movie looks lame, Jessica Simpson is a TERRIBLE actor and Dane Cook is not only unfunny, but not hot.
44I hate the commercial when Andy Dick is talking about her rack and she goes "They're not bionic".....DURRRR!!! She sounds like such a moron. This movie will tank...The Departed comes out tomorrow as well and will wipe the floor with it.
in the trailer i saw he's referring to her ears and says "i guess i should whisper" and she says "they're not bionic".
45Oh, then i was confused. In the commerical, Andy Dick makes some kind of motion like he is talking about her nips and then the next thing you see is her going..."They're not bionic"
46lol jennav, i don't know why i even offered that up. as if it's so deep that i don't want the "meaningful dialogue" to be misinterpreted.
47I guess in the trailer, they wanted to make a stab at actual humor. In the commercials, they know the word of mouth has not been good and have to rely on boob jokes.
48dane is hot, and gorgeous!
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