ahhhhhhhhhh she is NOT wearing a body suit, IS SHE?!!?!?

She thinks black is slimming. Duh.

ok girls. i think i am slowly walking over to the dark side to be with you all in jessica-hate-ville...

OMG I JUST noticed pimp daddy!!! He looks rough, drugged out, and BEYOND creepy... ewww i would steer clear of that pedaphile if i saw him on the bus...

oh my goodness. I can see her breasts. GROSS. I'm blind!

ewww look at pimp daddy with his huge wad of cash

i actually think she looks pretty good..

i think the black looks good on her. sheer one, but the new pics. black looks good on blondes, and besides, everyone wears black.

oops i meant to say NOT the sheer black top. that doesn't look good. but the motorcycle jacket looks nice.

In the first pic she looks like Sandy in the last scene from Greece..Olivia Newton John pulled the look off better.

I think she looks better here.

the turtleneck and gouchos are totally circa Contempo Casual in the late 80s- friggin mess.

Well, lots of 80s fashion is back, Rancid. But having been old enough in the 80s to know, Contempo Casual was never an 80s thing. That's the 70s.

are her boobs shrinking?

And gouchos were really more of an early 80s fashion.

MBM
I liked her so much better a few years ago...Now I think her stylist is aging her big time. She is so pretty when she doesn't try so hard.

i love gouchos...they are soo comfy!!

She's probably mourning that bra she forgot to put on before realizing that camera flashes often reveal much more than a lot of women without bras would like.

lol igloo lover. These kids getting their fashion decades mixed up! lol
just joshing guys

Seems like Jess has been hanging out with Tara Reid. Breast reduction anyone?

nope, gauchos are actually 70s too. they died off mid-70s. hard to wear. they make people's legs look weird.

i hear you gracey - i guess we're just too old and sadly, we know this stuff.

Yeah I definetly think she got a breast reduction.

No way. what pics are you looking at?

Oh yea, the big wide gauchos like what she is wearing were 70s. The early 80s was the gaucho-like short pants that were tight around the knee. What were those called?

i think jess is mourning the death of her career...

she looks good in the first large photo. i don't really think that she got a breast reduction. i just think that the rest of her body filled out a bit. she's wider all over now so it makes her breasts look average-sized in comparison.

she is mourning her career

mrs. lachey-- ECHO, ECHO

She looks like a cheap hooker. Blush, much?

wow. someone get this girl a bra, stat.

I've never seen boobs so far apart. She must usually have them taped together to make cleavage.

UGH, is that another leotarde.

she is mourning her popularity. And I think she is getting fat..cause black hates her..it does nothing for her.

My eyes!

maybe someone dear to her passed away .

I don't think anybody dear to her can sneeze without Papa Pimpson issuing some sort of bulletin.

hahahah lol jen .is that what they are calling him these days ? (hehehe) eeuww.somethings up with him

looking good or not . . . what an empty life.

i don't think that she's been really happy ever since her marriage fell apart =(

WHAT THE f*ck does she look like?????

God she has NO style and I won't even start on the hair

I think she's a cute girl, that had a lot of growing up to do, and she's doing it now.
Don't be so hard ya'll. I'm sure almost all of you girls weren't virgins on your wedding day. Maybe Nick wasn't that great in bed, I mean... didn't you hear him say he liked to dress up in her shoes. MY LORD, i'd run for the hills too if my man did that.
Everyone is talking about these celebrities who are a size 2, and when they gain a pound you make fun of them, or when they are bloated a little bit everyone thinks they are pregnant, or "a little round in the belly". THEN turn around & mock the hell out of Nicole Ritchie b/c she has anorexic.
Look at yourself instead & see the million things that need work instead of make fun of others very minor imperfections.

UGhhh...anyway about JESSICA, anybody who knows about fashion in NEW YORK now that only the FASHONABLE were black...believe me I hate the color too, but black is super popular in the stylish NEW YORK.

she is mourning the loss of her brain cells, she finally realized they are in rapid depletion...such a shame....*snicker snicker*

All I can say is the makeup! WTF?? She waaaay overdoes the makeup, esp in the first pic. She actually doesn't look bad when her hair is short, and the makeup is minimal...but apparently she thinks otherwise. Or daddy thinks otherwise...

i say pimp daddy pappa joe thinks otherwise...if you're gonna wh*re your daughters off ..they might has well look the part, right?

i cant keep this up anymore, its getting tiring

-Hi, my name's Bra!
-Hey Bra! I'm super Jess!
-Nice to meet you Jessica!

New York is all about Black, people go in black most of the time