NY Daily News [1] reports that Johnny has a new female target - Lindsay Lohan. He is 34, she is 19. He is married, she is shopping for engagement rings [1] clearly for publicity sake. He is an ass for supposedly cozying up with LL this weekend at the Chateau Marmont where we know LL was kicking back with a Corona [1]. I just don't get the appeal of a man with a wife and a kid who made a name for himself by literally being a Jackass.

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