Hahaha I love the title of this post!!! It's so true!

I have nothing more to say about this mess. Until she explodes...

>>Fingers are crossed that when she is away from her children she will use that time to work, rather than hitting the clubs and the beach.

Oh, it ate my response!

I was pointing out that Britney does seem to use Kevin's days for her work, shopping and beach trips.

Then on the days she has custody, she hits the spa and the nightclubs.

Those kids aren't slowing down her personal life at all.

Could her pants be any lower? She is thisclose to a wardrobe malfunction.

I worry for her children so much. I really do hope that K-Fed gets custody so those kids can have a somewhat normal childhood.

Mizz Britney likes to show her skin.
Day and night, again and again.
She just does not face,
That her life's a disgrace.
She'll get it one day, but when?

Your right poobah, she really is wearing her pants low!

Now you made me look closer at the pants... and isn't that white logo on the hip the naked woman sillhouette like truckers have on their mud flaps??? Is that some stylish trend I missed?

Nice poem yeahmonmeirie!

Yeeeeeek! Why does she always have to show major skin? Knotting her top, pulling her sweats down way too low, the list goes on and on.

The countdown continues.

LOL Ginger...you're so right about her pants and the woman on the mudflaps!

i feel bad for the kids! i hope she can get some help i do feel bad for her. and her pants wow sometimes leaving somethign to the imagination is a good thing

ginger and fb- i think the Lisa Kline boutique uses that as its symbol... but still, any lower and she wouldn't need to be wearing pants at all (which is probably just fine with her)

This girls needs some help, real quick, I feel sad for her

I was actually one of those people who thought she was NOT an unfit parent.

She needs to get her priorities straight. Someone needs to have an intervention with her or something, or just give her a good slap across the face. I hope one day years from now she will look back at this mess she made and regret it.

i dont think shes an unfit parent, i havnt seen her with them in real life so how could i comment, i think thats really out of order to say. who knows who the kids should b with i dont get why its been asked. i dont think anyone would like if people who dont even know them reckon they have a say. but i do think she needs to get a stylist and get bk to her old gorgeous self.

UGLIEEEE

how long til those kids are in rehab or jail?

And I thought I had a beer belly

That is so NOT sexy in SO many levels....

Actually scratch that last post I did... Someone should take her out back and shoot her.

is that what she was wearing to court, lmao, wouldnt put it past her, that is nasty to look at on so many levels

The second picture of her makes it VERY obvious that she had lipo on her stomach, she is a bonefied LOSER and nothing more then a glorfied wh*re. She never had any talent and she never will, she is forever trapped in 1998 and she makes no attempt to better her situation she just wallows in the bullsh*t making herself look like more of an a**hole everyday. I am sick of this girl and I honestly think she should stop getting press and support from this site until she does something worthwhile like completly dress herself without her bits hanging out or die.

I just worry about how her kids are going to turn out with two odd role models, too much drama, all of that money, and not enough good influence.

britney's parents failed her...so sad.

She really needs to cover that up.

Is it so difficult to dress like a normal person? I'm starting to doubt that she even owns a mirror. Can you imagine wearing that get-up, checking your reflection, and thinking you look good?

Her kids are going to have a hellva time growing up. Unless it's a Janice-Dickinson-esque situation, where the kids turned out quite normal, in spite of an... erm, eccentric mother.

whatever....I don't like her having custody of her cute little doggie, forget the babies....WTF, why? Why does a walking head case get joint custody? it's this simple and harsh: she is NOT a good parent...since these people love to stick their lives in my face as I see it, I am judging on what I see....Jayden may be smoking by the age of 2 if she has a say and Seanny P will be photographed playing the slot machines in Vegas with an "I'm with Stupid" onsie (picture that lmfao!)

side note: I couldn't care less about how she dresses b/c she does have a better body then most...BUT as a mom of little boys she may want to rethink looking like a hooker in the near future

I feel sorry for her. Not sure why....
She wants attention and will do anything to get it. The girl needs help.
As for her parenting skills, I only have the media's perception of what kind of mom she is.....sad the whole thing is sad.

psycho and moon face.

typically i would feel sorry for someone in that situation, but this b!tch has all the money in the world all the resources in the world to make herself better but she chooses not too, so therefore i dont feel one ounce of pitty call me cruel but that b!tch needs to wake up and realize she has two adorable boys that unfortunately need her

Why oh why won't she dress like a normal person? Is it too much to ask Britney?

I heard her 16 year old sis, was shacking up with her 19 year old boyfriend. I also heard she was preggers. WTF? I at least hoped the little sister would be okay. Why does Lynne like pimping out her kids?

I heard that too MexicanB...that little sis was showing a bump. Let's hope it's just a rumor...

She is so delusional. She must have funhouse mirrors in her house that make her look thin.

idk she looks ok here

OMG FB1! My friggin 11 year old niece looks up to her! WTF is this world coming to? I blame Lynne. First Britney, now Jamie Lynn...sad.

I heard Jamie was pregnant too but I don't believe that rumor.

She just can't keep herself covered up. I think she is addicted to showing too much skin.

The stripper pole photos were embarassing, which is saying a lot considering this is Brit. I didn't think that her video would look THAT bad, but wow, those are horrible. Trent had some up the other day that were awful too.

OMG, she has to get a bikini wax to wear her pants that low! I feel sorry for her kids. Especially when they get to be school aged and will have to explain to their little classmates why their mom is such a slut wh*re bag.

Whatever KFED should get nothing no money, no kids nothing. He was a lousy husband and father and still is. Brit is a train wreck and so is he. Hhe is still out partying and being wild and crazy jus no one gives a crap about him so the stories and pics are harder to find. I don't know who should have the boys b/c I am inclined to believe the rumors of Lynne being on prescription pills. Maybe Grandma Spears or something an Aunt or somebody

I don't think Brit is a bad mom though jus immature. I've seen the true "BAD" mothers (babies born addicted, scalding them for punishment, leaving them home alone for hours, putting them in microwaves) so I don't like to throw that term around so freely as others

Well she wasn't, her cycle came late. However, why would a 16 year want to find an apartment, so she can live with her 19 year old bf? Something is not right there. Why isn't Lynne being a mother, instead of a friend? Pathetic! Here's the link to where it states she's not preggers, but asked Britney for help!
http://www.celeb*tchy.com/4895/jamie_lynn_spears_is_not_pregnant_receive...

Mexican...that's what I'm thinking about Lynne...WTF? Then I read that Mama Spears was in Vegas recently, living it up VIP style in a club, I forget which one. What the hell...can anyone in that family step up and take care of those poor little boys??

OMG that is so sad..Jamie Lynn has no one to look up to or help her.

If Jamie Lynn have a family to keep her grounded, she may be the next Lindsey Lohan! Now I see why Britney acts the way she does, I blame the parents!

Blech! Britney disgusts me.

Yup, MB, Mama Spears was too busy pimping out her daughter at a young age to give a shit about anything else. It was all about the $$$, sadly, isn't it always?

Man, those pants are so low, I'm surprised you can't see that C-section scar again...

Deba...

is that dude another new man? she is changing men like she changes her panties..wait no, the men change more often.