We're not even going to address how weird Jessica looks in these pics. She clearly rolled out of bed to head to the gym so we are not expecting her to be all glammed up. Instead, we are going to write about her secrets. Apparently the girl who got famous by exposing her life on Newlyweds has all her secrets written down in various diaries. They're under lock and key with friends, and she knows that since she's so famous it's a huge risk to keep these in case they were leaked to the media. Can you imagine if these ever got out?! She said,
"Some nights I write in pencil, some nights I write in pen. Some nights I know what I write I'm gonna want to erase. I have about 100 and go through one (journal) every five months. It's the only way to get to know myself. I keep them at a couple of friends' houses. Just in case something were to happen I have them locked up in certain places. My little treasure chests."
I wonder if she plans to write a book about them one day. More pics of Jess going for a not-so-secret workout so read more
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god she is sooo disgusting looking!!!!!!!!!
i hate chestica!!
1whatevs about her outfit- i look worse going to the gym! those books though?? you better trust those friends to keep them at THEIR houses.. dummy dummy dumb dumb...
2Can you imagine Jessica trying to write a book? It'll be on the same intellectual plane as "Fun With Dick and Jane."
3She looks pretty bad, but so do when Im going to the gym!
I can't imagine anything super interesting in those journals, except her sex life, and why would you keep them at your friends house?
Her friends might backstab her one day and be like OOPS I LOST IT!
She should have hid them at her parents house.
Oh well...I guess you can't hide anything when your a celeb, it will come out.. ONE DAY!
4Dear Diary,
Me so sad. Nick happy but me no happy. Ashlee happy but me no happy. Good thing that Daddy love Jessica and Ken love Jessica.
5whats up with this new layout, i dont like it. why do they change it up so often? just when i was getting used to the last one too.
6Hahaha! Seriously, I bet that's a quote! She prob can only spell love right because of ashlee's song.
7what's in her mouth? btw, whip, your comment was funny!
8she always looks like a ta rd.... and now she has chicken legs?? blechhhhhhhhhhhh
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9"When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading"
What's with her mouth in the first pic?? Looks like she has horse teeth (or too many teeth in her mouth). I hope she can REALLY trust these friends of hers that are hiding her diaries for her.
10Why would she disclose this, let alone do it. She really seems to just have one brain cell!
11For some reason the word platypus camed to mine when I saw these pictures.
12came to mind. Ugh. It's been a rough day!
13If it is secret why talk about it????is she dumb or is it simply a PR stunt?
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'I wanna know God's thoughts,the rest r details..'
She might want to burn those
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15Shake my laffy taffy
How stupid can you be?? Why do her friends have her diaries?? And if I was famous, the last thing I would EVER do is keep a freakin' diary. Um hello, there's a damn good chance it could end up in the wrong hands.
16chill everyone.. I am sure that from her lack of formal education.. her writing is completely illegible due to a combination of poor penmanship, spelling errors and bad grammar. I am sure most of her deep thoughts are just rudimentary drawings.
17OK you girls are really starting to make me dislike her! How funny would it be if Ken Paves sold her diaries to People for money! hahahah that'd be great
18Lord, she is NOT a pretty sight without makeup...egad!
19Please tell me she is not serious? Has she never heard fo a safety deposit box? Or, perhaps keeping her mouth shut about these "treasure chests" would have been a better idea. Her little hairdresser shadow should weave a sign into her hair that says "Permanent PR Stunt".
20Oh, yeaaaah...everyone knows that if you want to keep your diary secret, give it to one of your friends.
Everyone and their dog has probably read that diary. Freak.
21ha.. she is just ugly & her faces are just strange.
22i'm calling bullsh** on this... i doubt she takes the time to look away from herself in the mirror to write something down. she doesn't seem introspective enough. she's just saying that to get people talking and curious.
23This girl is a post child for Plastic Surgery - Gone Wrong.
24Just look at her face.
If she wasn't so damn stupid, annoying and self-obsessed, I might have actually felt sorry for her.
OH WELL!
these comments sound like a 4th grader.
25A diary is the only way to get to know herself?
Dear Dairy,
Today I interduced myself to me. Wow. I did'nt no I was so intersting. No wondar Daddie luvs me more then that horibal Ashlee with her nosejob and plastac sugery.
Luv and kises,
Jesica... opps, Jessica. hehe.
26we never saw her writing in newlyweds, and now she says that she writes a lot about her life !!!
27I think that they are trying to fool us, in a few weeks and month they will tell the media that one diary was stolen, and they will all talk about that !!!
a publicity stunt!!
I don't comment on here often only about people I loathe or love. I just happen to loath Jessica. I think she is ugly because of her personality. She talks to much about herself and stuff she has, does Alot of people have diaries so she should just get over herself, she aint that special. Why would you give a diary to your so called friends. I think the only true friend you had was your husband and now you gave him up. I also agree she looks like a special person in most pics. wake me up when she goes away....
28can someone please do the math here... if she goes through 1 in five months... that's about 2, 2.5 a year which would mean she really 40 if she has 100 diaries. Did this girl pass 2nd grade?
29Camp Pimpson's next publicity stunt-one of Jessica's diary's will be "stolen" from one of her friends. It will conviniently be the one that says something bad about Nick- so people will feel sorry for Jessica.
30pink.....I think Camp P has tried EVERY trick in the book to get people "feel" for Chestica and nothing works. They need to realize the jig is up.
31And yet I don't think they will, even though EVERY time they try something it always backfires and makes Jessica look like even more of an idiot.
32LOL!!!!! SOOOOOOO true, pink!
33And as Jessica's popularity continues to crumble, the stunts will probably get even more crazy, the more desperate they get.
34If I were her I would keep them in my safe in my home. Or, at least a safety deposit box. Actually, my own personal safe would be best.
So, I agree pinkangelmonkey something is going to happen. You just don't make that kind of announcement. One of her friends house will "get broken into". This is so Pimpson.
35Exactly. You don't announce you have all these secret diaries AND where you keep them for no reason. It's like an invitation "Please, someone break into one of my friends houses and steal my secret diaries"
36God, that first picture, I can practically hear her saying DURRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
37She is ridiculous.
38JennaV, It does look like that is what she is saying...DURRR! I think it is all those lip injections. LOL
39She lies people. Remember the time she said she was going to adopt? Remember the time she said she lost weight when actually she gained? I can think of more later. Liar liar pants on fire.
40why would she tell us she keeps diaries, too weird. Speaking of weird, her lips...
41If she had just concentrated on being HERSELF after the divorce, she might still have a decent career.
42i hate her bag
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