Britney crashed into a parked car yesterday while out running errands with her pocket pup. From the smile on her face we can assume Britney is not injured from this fender bender. Unfortunately, this crash isn't the only bad story of the day for the pop tart. Britney managed to land herself the September cover of Allure but even though they got new photos, the poor magazine couldn't even secure an interview. The editor in chief reports:
"I thought we could present the profile as her comeback... Britney showed up for Allure's cover shoot on time and ready to work. She was entirely unself-conscious: She took off her wig and then stripped down to the waist, for no apparent reason, before sitting for hair and makeup.... (she was) agreeable and cooperative," but "that was the last we saw of her ... she missed four appointments for an interview... Britney has long lost her role-model status ... Spears still commands our attention, perhaps even more so now than before her life imploded."
The only glimmer of hope is that Britney has finally signed on with new management, Jeff Kwatinetz. Even though Jeff was recently fired by Kelly Clarkson his agency called The Firm also reps super stars like Leo and Cameron so we're hoping this partnership might actually work this time around for Spears.

















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Will always be WHITE Trash. Thanks god her children weren't with her.
1See...no matter how many times you give people opportunities to get themselves back on track,
2sometimes there's no point of helping them b'coz they won't even help themselves.
she looks awesome here, love her
3I hope Britney listen to her new management suggestions on the direction of her career. Also, Britney please complete your interview.
4tbat left pic of her in the car looks dangerously close to the other silver car hehe....she looks good as brunette..
5i hope she makes better decisions. goodness.. WAKEUP BRITNEYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6OK she actually looks good in the blue dress(as long as you don't look at the hair). Baby steps.
7OY!!! Someone save this child!
8Give me a break.
9f*cking douchebag.
10"role-model" status? When did she ever have that? I seriously think people need to stop using that world in conjunction with celebrities. Just because people like a celebrity--regardless of whether they're trash or not--doesn't mean they consider them a "role-model", they just like how they look or what they do.
11Oh yeah, hitting someone else's car is something to smile about!
12well I hope she's gonna pay for the damage she's doing to that other car!!
13as for second chances, I don't know how many people are going to still give her second chances cos she obviously doesn't appreciate these gestures, I mean in the "real world" not the entertainment biz, if she hadn't turned up twice for her appointments most people would have said forget about it. she's so lucky and is given so many opportunities yet she doesn't care!
and this is a surprise why?
people have so much "faith" in her that opportunities are just thrown to her but this crazy idiot seems to have totally lost her mind and yet.....another chance.
come to the real world britney, you'll be a nobody.
you're getting pretty close. totally stupid.
14Well, the blue dress looks nice.
I am going to guess that this management (if she listens) is going to implement some severe changes. Let's see how long it lasts.
15come on ya'll she was once on top of the world and when she was i mean she was one of the best singers out there and yep she was americas sweetheart and pop princess and she was just the best.BRITNEY IS STILL THE BEST.AND IF SHE WAS SO AWSOME IN THE PAST WHY SHE CANT NOW.BELIVE IT OR NOT.SHES RANKED THE 8TH BEST SINGER IN AMERICA HISTRORY.DONT BELIVE GO TO HER PROFILE AND READ IT.SO SHES COMING BACK BIG TIME
16AND THE PEOPLE THAT CALL HER TRASH OR WHITE TRASH THATS FOR LINDSAY.BRITNEY IS JUST AWSOME.
17This girl needs serious help and needs it now before she loses everything. I never realized how bad it was and was hopeful that she would wake up, but I'm not so sure.
I just read the article in OK. Totally turned me off.
18inthezonebrit lindsay is a drug addict we all know that but she has no responsibility to two young little boys to be a responsible, mature adult and she still has't admitted she has a problem it's everyone else who's out to get her. And the operative word in your post is "was" she was the 8th best singer, was the best, now she'll have to take out Beyonce, Fergie, Rihanna, Christina, Asshlle Simpson, Avril and heck even friggin Brooke Hogan. SHE'S NOT COMING BACK BIG TIME.
19LOOK EVEN WHEN BEYONCE WAS OUT WITH CRAZY IN LOVE,NAUGHTY GIRL IKT CAME OUT WHEN TOXIC WAS OUT AND TOXIC HIT THOSE SONG REALLY HARD SO THERS NO COMPETTION AND YEA CHRISTINA DID NOT RANKED NUMBER ONE FOR LONG AND THATS FACT.BEYONCE,FERGIE,RIHANNA SING RNB BRITNEY SINGS POP.ASSHLEE SIMPSON GOD GIRL SHES NOT EVEN IN BRITNEY CATEGORY.ASSHLEE DID NOT REACH NUMBER ONE FOR LONG.AND AVRIL I MUST AGREE WITH YOU THERE BUT YOU WILL NEVER KNOW.AND IF BRITNEY KEEP ON DOING SONGS LIKE WHAT SHE DID IN THE PAST YEA SHE WILL BE HUGE.
20Is that Britney???? She looks... great.
21AND IF YOU LOOK BACK WHEN BRITNEY WAS DOING HER THING THERE WAS VERY GREAT SINGERS THEN AND BRITNEY OUT DO THEM.
22Ummm okay whatever you say in thezone, whatever you say. I'm sure another Baby one more time will be a hit cos you know pop is in.....
23THANK YOU
24GIRL WE ALL HAVE OUR GENERE IN MUSIC AND DIFFRENCES.BUT YOU MAY NEVER KNOW THE FUTURE TRUST ME GIRL YOULL NEVER KNOW
25REMEBER WHEN SHE AND JUSTIN BROKE UP AND SHE HAD A BREAKDOWN AND SOME REAL RUMORS WAS GOING AROUND SOME HARD ONES TOO AND THEY SAID THAT SHE IS DONE FOR AND LOOK SHE CAME OUT WITH TOXIC AND SHE WAS NUMBER ONE AGAIN SO DONT JUGE.
26wow, in the zone brit, you're such a fan. pretty admirable.
anyway, in my honest opinion, good performer or whatever, there's no denying that britney is a mess and she needs help. I fear for her kids and even when she's 'sober-looking', driving, i just feel she's reckless, to everyone in the vicinity. if and when she makes a proper comeback, we'll see how it is.
huge deal or huge disappointment? we'll see.
please lay off the caps. i said please.
27Role model status??????? That makes me shudder. I almost don't want to read Allure again simply because of that comment!
And I'm sorry to say (well not really) I never thought Brit was very talented in the first place. She was just marketed VERY well, and put on a great show while on stage. Some of her songs were catchy tunes, I admit, that simply caught on at the right time. I really don't think she compares to say, Alicia Keys, for example, someone who actually has a voice, or Miss Aguilera. Just because you made number 1 on the charts doesn't necessarily mean you actually have talent. Weren't the majority of her fans young teens??
28They are going to put her on Allure?
29Her breakdown with Justin and her real mental breakdown now are just so incomparable, you keep looking at her former career and you aren't looking at the bigger picture. She is a parent, a mother of toddlers she needs to shape up or ship out.
30but being a singer you want to be at number one 1 if i was a singer i wouldnt want to be at number 5 and i know i can sing.so the aim is to be at number one and be succesful.and if her fans are young teens thats good more money lol.but she has a mix trust me.i've been there.
31at least she did not abondon them.now if that happen yes i will agree with you.she loves them as you can see.she takes care of them she gives them what they need she does what a mother does.yea she may have been clubbing,smoking,being bratty but who isn't.most averge parent go and party at least she did not leave them alone.yea she smoke but they are young they dont understand.and we dont know what happen behind doors.and paparazzi there aim is to bring you down.
32Yeah right britney is the only one in this world how had a care carsh, did every one forget linds lohan, pleas where all people.....
33the bottom line is shes there to support.end of story.hey remember paprazzi dont follow k-fed so we dont see what hes doing and hell yea he smokes too as i say before you dont know what is going on behind doors.
34Maybe she wouldn't have crashed if her dog wasn't in her lap
Then again, maybe not
35Clearly those kids are f!!ked on one hand you have a washed up teen bopper who may or may not have a problem she says she doesn't most people say she does and Spenderline for a dad. They are gonna be sooo messed up.
36KEVIN FEDERLINE SMOKES,CLUB TOO AND PAPARAZZI DONT FOLLOW K-FED ANYMORE,HOW SAD.SO YALL COME OFF BRITNEYS NAME.CAUSE K-FED DO THE SAME
37I can't believe she's still smiling when she crashed on a park car, the girl needs to know a thing or two about maturity.
38that's what happens when you are a celeb. Your life is under a microscope so every misstep is documented.
39SO TO ME NYARADZOM WE REALLY DONT KNOW WHO SHOULD GET CUSTODY BUT I THINK BRITNEY SHOULD THATS WHAT SHE EVER WANTED.ON THE OTHER HAND K-FED WILL JUST EAT OUT BRITNEY AND MAY NOT SUPPORT THE KIDS YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.LIKE SPEND ON HIMSELF AND WHOEVER AND LEAVE THE KIDS BEHIND.and will all ways bother britney for money,and we are humans.it can happen.
40well, the dress is pretty! even the hair isn't so bad from far away.
41and thats why we dont have to be that harsh.because our missteps are not documented and people dont know.so when everyone know britneys problems they blow it out.and thats true.i bet if she broke a heel in public they take it to another level.while if that happen to us people will maybe laugh or walk by.so theres a difference so we got to know what to look at and what to say.
42you have a point nyara, and when you think about it, Brit came from a pretty good home, and she turned out like this - Money and fame made her like this , so the kids should be having a secure future but more likely they'll be the Paris Hilton's of their time. Money doesn't always equal stability
43I think at this point in time custody should go to someone other than Brit period. And anyways as much as we laugh at Kfed Brit brought everything upon herself by marrying a loser who would leave his daughter and pregnant girlfriend behind. She always did make poor choices when not guided by a manager. At some point people need tough love and soft soaping them or looking at the positives which are outweighed by the negatives isn't really helping them. One fine day something really bad will happen to her and then it will be why didn't someone do something to help her.
44she looks *gulp* nice here. she really shouldn't be allowed to drive, just like the rest of them.
45come on Pop, every time that she looks horrible you make a reference to it but know that she is acttually well dressed you dont even aknowledge it? at least a small coment at the end of the post.. she looks good
46I think Lynne should get the kids. And what does that mean, "stripped down to the waist"? Does that mean she took off her top and bra??! Why would that be necessary for hair and makeup?! As much as I criticize her and roll my eyes at her, I love these crazy stories!!
47This girl is all shades of crazy! In the pics, she wasn't even attempting to angle her wheels in!!!! WTF? She should NOT be driving.
48That girl is a train wreck! I feel sorry for those poor children.
49at least that dress is kind of flattering on here.
so is Allure still printing the pictures without an interview?
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