I'm kidding. I'm sure that Paris' navel is still perfect for her own gazing, but the heiress has been keeping it uncharacteristically covered up on the Malibu beach recently in an endless string of cut-out one pieces. Paris is definitely happy to prance around for the paparazzi, but she's still talking a big game about her humanitarian efforts. From visiting preemie babies to breast cancer to global warming (which is decidedly "not hot"), she's covering her bases. And she still insists she is getting that hybrid hummer. That's all well and good, but I'm really most curious to hear what she thinks about her frenemy Nicole's pregnancy, right?
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For someone with a lot of money she still manages to look cheap.
1hah frenemy. I love using that word.
2This headline made me laugh
3SKANKY SL!T. Not even CAPS expresses my loathing for the b!tch.
4Maybe she's just trying to look more demure or something...you know now that's she's changed so much and is going to save the world. : o
5she looks fine to me...
6She really is so ugly to me! She looks so much like a bird its not even funny! Not to mention she has some monstrous feet, haha
7Ew
8she probably just wants some attention cuz nicoles been getting alota press lately
9Maybe she's not really human and doesn't have a belly button...ha, who knows. We all have something about us we don't like.
10I can't say i understand the design of these suits. Won't they make for horrid tan lines?
11Who cares but thank goodness she's keeping herself covered up a little more these days instead of having to endure those never ending nasty crotch shots.....
12Why does her head look so big?
13There's something wrong with Paris, period.
14I can't stand this racist b*tch
15I'm glad she's doing some charity events, even if she is still Paris under it all.
16Maybe her belly button ring got infected.
17i still cant stand her, but i do hope she keeps being involved. at any rate, i think she is gaining weight around the middle. thats what it looks like. or maybe these shots are just unflattering.
18Paris+Sun= Stupid with tan lines
19She has amazingly large feet butterfly!!
20She probably had to remove the belly ring for her jail stay and it left an ugly scar. She is covering it until she can repair it with plastic surgery.
21I wondered why she was wearing these ugly suits.. still have no clue. Maybe it's from her new line?
Was just reading (in one of the mags with Britney's kids) that Paris gave Tinkerbell to her parents
Tink doesn't get along with the rest of her puppies... good thing it isn't a kid.
22I'm sorry, but no matter how many preemie babies she visits or how big her plans are to save the planet, I'll never be able to stand her.
23listen, the more she covers- the less I have to see! It works for me. As a matter-of-fact she can stay in doors or behind bars or whatever. Outta sight, outta mind, prayerfully.
24maybe she is preggers, you know she has to out do every other celeb, or better yet
25She's a bigot and a homophobe. Her belly button probably has a swastika piercing.
26Freak!!!!
27She ALWAYS looks cheap and trashy no matter what she is wearing. Her body is great then you get to her face and you want to run screaming down the street, b*tch looks like a tranny. No offense to trannies lol.
28These cut-out one pieces are hideous on everyone! I remember Eva Longoria sported one on her honeymoon. It looked hopeless and its pretty hard to make her bod look bad. This cut needs to go!
29i remember that sparklie - you're right these one pieces favor very few
30tara reid should follow her lead
31I hope she gets lost!
32As long as she wears underwear, I don't care what else she wears.
33all i have to say is she's gonna have one funky tan under her clothes this fall...
34hahaha ... there were pics of her at a playboy mansion party somewhere and i think the bb was out
35She is so lame.
36like the suits.
37like the suits.
38She's so gross.
39on people it shows her reading a book while tanning you know the b!tch dosent know how to read
40What's with her carrying the board around and not getting in the water...we all know that she isnt athletic....plus i hate those bathing suits...the style looks cute on some people but she picks awful prints!
41I love the camo suit!
42There is a lot wrong with this wh*re and it ain't her belly button, its her whole existence. I hope that this wh*re does not decide to get pregnant thinking its the most recent trend. I would call child service immmediately.
43"Paris oh Paris I am so tired of thee" Go away please!!!
44Please OH please we don't need anymore Hollywood young scarlets DRAMA....no more Lindsey, Nicole, or Paris...PLEASE!
45I am so tired of her....
46is it just me or what but I am so tired of paris hilton - please please just go away!
47haha not sure she loves those suits though! hah
48Has anyone heard if she has made any comment at all about Nicole R's pregnancy? I don't believe we will ever see Paris do any real hands on charity work. If she can't handle thin sheets how could she possibly visit Darfur or any other desperate place? Perhaps this pampered princess should stick to writing checks and let the real people get on with their work.
49I love her bathing suits. It's like a one piece but still sexy like a two piece.
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