Tara Reid is still talking about her breasts. She is actually taking them on tour to teach us all about the nightmares of plastic surgery. Botched boobs and tummies are a quick way to end a Hollywood career but Tara has gotten fixed up and is hoping to resurrect her career as well. This week she was on Access Hollywood with Billy Bush, The Today Show and The View. Here are some highlights:

• The View: [1] Tara tried to explain how a surgeon fixed her rather mishandled breast implants with the help of a blue piece of card stock. "Say this is a piece of paper," said Tara, to which Joy replied, "That is a piece of paper, Tara." The explanation that followed was no more cogent, mixing areolas and incisions and the paper into a weirdly incomprehensible jumble that had Rosie looking awfully confused. Click here [2] to watch the video.
• Access Hollywood: [3] “In a sense, it looked almost like a cobblestone road,” Dr. Svehlak told Access. “It was very irregular and bumpy with dents and high points. It was not smooth at all.”

  So Tara went back under the knife — this time with a board-certified plastic surgeon.

  “I feel like a girl again,” she smiled. “I walk out of the shower now and it’s like wow I’m back.”

Well, it sounds like she's on her way to putting it behind her. Maybe she should have started off using Jimmy Choo bag [4],

Splash [5]