Lindsay Lohan, who earlier today was charged with 7 misdemeanor counts and no felonies (which most of you agree is a little light), will serve one day in jail. According to TMZ, she was credited for time spent when she was arrested and will serve 10 days of community service in lieu of two more days in jail. On top of that she will be on probation for 36 months and attend 18 months of alcohol eduction. By January 18, Lindsay must prove she has completed rehab. Lindsay, who has remained quiet during all of this and currently remains at rehab in Utah released the following statement:

It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs.
Recently, I relapsed and did things for which I am ashamed. I broke the law, and today I took responsibility by pleading guilty to the charges in my case. No matter what I said when I was under the influence on the day I was arrested, I am not blaming anyone else for my conduct other than myself. I thank God I did not injure others. I easily could have.
I very much want to be healthy and gain control of my life and career and have asked for medical help in doing so. I am taking these steps to improve my life. Luckily, I am not alone in my daily struggle and I know that people like me have succeeded. Maybe with time it will become easier. I hope so.
















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Duh...I think we all know that.
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2me a river
This public statement was, no doubt, part of her plea arrangement with the State of California.
Pathetic, pathetic, pathetic.
3Lindsay Speaks: "I Am Addicted To Alcohol And Drugs" ?????
DUH!!!!!!!!!!
4That was funny! Only because it is the most insincere piece of poo I've ready in a long time.
5How much do ya wanna bet that she won't have to spend her "day in jail" in an actual jail? I'll bet they'll let her do her time at home (good old "house arrest").
6a crock of sh*t. this chick has ruined her career
7*read* ooops!
8Uugghh . . . . sick. I hope she straightens out or everyone in LA might want to stay off the roads. I have no more comments left for this issues. No words can be used to described how outraged I am and everyone in CA should be also. The CA justice system just got another black mark in my opinion.
9too bad her publicist- who probably isn't paid enough- is the one who wrote that. lindsay is probably reading it online and is like o ok that's what i said i better remember that
10it is good she admits it
11it is the first step to be treated
I'll believe it when she's been sober and out of trouble for a year. she just keeps letting me down...i really want to like her.
12Where can i get a publicist like hers to lie for me when i f!ck up. Boo f!cking hoo biatch, hope she falls off a cliff on one of her wilderness trails.
13AND ONE MORE THING.............IM TIRED OF HER STUPID PEACE SIGN SHE DOES WITH HER HAND!! THAT B*TCH DOESNT KNOW sh*t ABOUT PEACE!!!
aaah! i feel better, i needed to get that out of my chest
14Okay, I do have more to say. . . . the "community service" will just be a photo op! I bet she is alreay planning her outfits!! And the "maybe with time it will get easier. I hope so" ~ tear, poor Linds ~ is a pathetic attempt to get more sympathy.
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tatti!! Exactly what I thought!
16Can't wait for another meltdown from her! Bwahahaha!
17oh please
18atleast she's doing the rehab, I mean paris didn't do rehab, and still lies about doing drugs, atleast lindsay is trying to turn it around... addiction is a serious illness and not easy to overcome but atleast she's trying
19justlookaround -- I hate to burst your optimistic bubble, but that statement was NOT an admission of addiction. It was a publicity statement to "show the public that she's remorseful and wants to get help." And that's all it was. I guarantee she will continue to do exactly as she pleases, same as Paris.
20I think she wants so badly for a special and unique thing that she would be remembered so she dose a peace sign.
21Another person who actually thinks she's remorseful and "getting help"???? COME ON PEOPLE!!!!
If she ACTUALLY pulls her sh*t together, gets sober, straightens up and lives a different life from here on out, I'll eat my shoes. With delight. I won't even put ketchup on them first.
22lhomey - You are so right, look at every thing Paris said she was and wasn't going to do and look at her now! No change at all except for holding a few babies while she's posing now.
23lucky dog and the plea agreement and the "speech"- pure bull crap, she wouldn't be able to string a complete sentence together, let alone write all that
24Only time will tell. Staying clean is hard, especially with all the temptations that are thrown at these priveleged, spoiled people. Does she have to turn over her driver's license? It would be nice to keep her off the roads for at least a year.
25what about her peace signs?
26lol
27I wish I believed her. Yes Linds, we all know you are an addict. I suppose time will tell if she is serious about getting better. I still think she got off too easy.
28yay lindsay!! stay strong and know that ur fans got ur back
29She is totally not news worthy anymore.
30she only has 1 fan.............beachbummm0312.
31She got off way too easy. Why did Paris get so much more of a sentence than LL and Nicole?
32thank you Lill!
33the interested party is always the last one to know
34Oh LiLo should I add the above statment to your Wikipedia entry?
35You know its a sad day when Britney Spears has a higher chance of making a comeback than you do.
This is a damn shame...
36lovestoned lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
37Duh dip$hit! We already knew that! How many "chances" is this twit going to get? She had JUST gotten out of an EXTENDED stay in rehab when she went crazy last time. How many statements similar to this has she released in the past. She's lucky she has the ca$h to run away to spa rehab. Lots of people would be rehabing in prison if they pulled the crap she has
381 day in jail, but 36 MONTHS PROBATION!
What are the odds she will stay out of trouble for three years? It was a probation violation that sent Paris to the slammer.
39*DEAD* @ beachbummm0312.
Are you for real?
40KiDoE speaks: "i am addicted to redbull and i am a britney spears fan"
lol
41oh...well there's a shock.
42tatti that was EXACTLY what I was gonna say!! lol
I hope these movie producers will get a clue and stop hiring her. Teach her a real lesson since obviously the justice system isn't stepping up to the plate.
43Where is her mom?! *goes crazy*
44I wish I had someone to script my everyday life too.We all know how articualte Paris is mayve she wrote it for her....
"Seeing is believing"
45Attention seeking wh*re. Nicole bump was getting too much attention so she had to come say something to get people talking about her again
Wow........ I'm completely speachless.... Stupid Wh*re! that biatch is so lucky... well we know that in less than 3 years she will be in truble again and then she will have to go to jail HAHAHAHA can't wait for that to happen.
46OK so she's grateful she didn't hurt anybody....Have well forgotten the poor boy's foot SHE RAN OVER when she stole the car and sped off after that party?!?!?!? WTF
47Get it together Lilo
48I hope she is sincere. I guess it's just wait and see at this point. I know when I was addicted, and in denial, I said plenty of things just to get people off my case. A lot of people lost faith in me, and it took a LOT...not just words...to gain back all that I'd lost. I really, truly hope LL has reached her bottom, and is speaking from her heart.
49thanks txlatina - i like your Selena avi!
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