Kid Rock told Blender Magazine [1]:

"I'M not stupid. I know I'm not getting girls off my good looks. When I'd sold 50,000 records, I was [having sex with] fat chicks in Virginia. I look in the mirror when I brush my teeth, I know what I look like"

Since then he's been taped with groupies and engaged to Pam Anderson. In other good news for Kid Rock, the sex tape ban has been extended [2] so we may never have to see any more clips of this online.