Drew Barrymore was channeling her inner Jack Sparrow (except not nearly as hot) on the set of He's Just Not That Into You yesterday. We know Drew is a free spirit and all, but the parrot and mustache combo is really pushing the envelope a little. If your head is already exploding with witty pirate jokes, we want to hear 'em! The funniest commenter will get a great piece of Sugar Swag. As always we'll narrow down the best suggestions and a winner will be chosen by poll. Good luck!

















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"What? Pirates Of The Caribbean auditions were 6 years ago?!? My agent is so fired..."
1chARRRRRlie's angel.
2Okay don't mean to sound dirty or anything but it looks like she's getting it from behind in that pic
3ummm isnt that ricky from my so called life?? i lovvveeee him!
4angelik! thanks! I knew he looked very familiar!
5A pirate walks into a bar with the ship's wheel stuffed down the front of his pants.
The bartender looks up and says, "Hey, pirate, did you know there is a ship's wheel in the front of your pants?"
The Pirate says, "Aye, It's driving me nuts!"
ARRRGGGH!
6he's just not that into cross dressing pirates.
7She's totally checking out his pirate's booty!
8Drew's probably thinking it's a good idea she didn't wear her own chain-link vest. That would've been a fashion faux-pas if there ever was one!
9haha...
Oh and she has a tiny John Water's mustache too, to really complete the look of Gay Buccaneer.
is that Ricky from My So Called Life?
10sake...hahahahahahhaha...such a corny joke but funny!
11bea arthur, I was about to ask the same question!!! I think it is him!!!
12yes...it's ricky from mscl.
13
14"i dressed up and went to Disney, and all i got was this gay pirate."
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16"it looks like she's getting it from behind in that pic "
17LOL BUTTERFLY77...you're right though hahaha
Guy, "How much did it cost for those pirate earrings?
18Drew, "A bucc-an-eer."
Yo ho ho and a bottle of Drew.
19Doesn't look like she's looking at his boot. And I saw a video of this picture in x17online. She looks so cute.
20ricky vasquez!!!
21Cyndi Lauper and Captain Lou Albano made this look so easy...
22Why are pirates so bad?
They just ARRRRRRRRRRE!
23Can't wait for this movie. I love Drew and Jennifer Connelly. They're great!
24Ricky!!!!!!!!!! i love my so-called life... he has NOT changed... in fact, i think he might've worn that on the show.. sans the goatee.
25she looks crazy
26i love drew anyhow!
27Shiver me timbers, is that a sword in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
28Looks like Drew is sporting a bad knock off of John Galliano's Spring 2005 Menswear Pirate outfit!
29BarryMorePirate'sGold
30How do you know that your favorite pirate is "just not that into you"?
He only makes BOOTY calls!
31Bling? Booty? Why, it's all the same!
32drew does look like she borrowed the outfit from rayanne graff...
and speaking of mscl kids all grown up, did anyone recognize brian krakow on last season's 24?
33This is really lame but its a pirate joke I wanted to share...
34"Why are pirates pirates?
Because they ARRRR"
johnny is hotter!
35How much does it cost for a pirate to pierce his ears? A buck an ear . . . Aaaarrrgh!
36I've always loved him. Where has he been all this time?
37First the caption:
"What, you mean "Pirates of the Caribbean" was so last week? This is really the "3:17 to Yuma" parade? Silly me!"
Secondly:
This is a cute pic, can you get some pics of Drew and Kevin Connolly from the X17 video that was shot? They looked adorable together. I know it was just for the new movie, but Kevin Connolly and Drew Barrymore would make an adorable couple. Just a thought.
38I have 2
'Arrrrrrrrrr's my Kadeer a tad bit o sunkin' E desparate mateeeee?'
OR
'Arrrrrrrrr weeee bit higher Drew to shiver me timbers' (cause there is a guy behind her)
39You know how, like, sometimes you just want to dress up as a pirate? Jordan Catalano.
40wow ricky my my so called life one of my favorite childhood shows
41
...I'm loving the pirate jokes!!!
42"I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do.
43The dude: "im cramping soo bad, check to see if im stained"
Drew: "No, but your belt is cute"
ehhhhk. 0_o
44no wait!
The dude:"man, im crapping so much, check to see if im stained"
Drew: " yes you arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre!"
double ehhhk! O_0
45Drew: Does this mustache make my lip look fat?
46Guy: Help! My chest hair is stuck in my necklace!
"Nice arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrssse!"
BUCK YOU!
47Caption It:
48AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGHHHHHH
Me love to walk his plank!!!!!!
I saw that and was like, why do I know that guy?? And then I realized it was from My So-Called Life! Ricky!!! Actually I didn't remember his name until I read the comments - so thanks to those who did, because otherwise I would have had to figure it out before I could move on with my day!
49"Why did I sign up for this? I look like a 5 cent pirate hooker!"
OR
"If this bird sh*ts on me one more time, I'm outta here!"
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