You all probably know how we feel about Sharon Stone here on PopSugar, but if not, take the refresher course here [0]. Sharon gave us even more reasons to think she is unable to do her makeup [1] or dress herself at a Christian Dior Party in Paris last night. Is she reminding anyone else of that scene in Aliens where the little monster comes out of that guy's stomach? Luckily, it looks like Sharon had enough fabric to mop up the blood and go on with the party.

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