This is where she'll be in 5 years...

This movie looks like it's going to be a Major Disaster.

Whaddya think? Another straight to DVD disaster?

yeah not interested in this movie

NEXT

Can she please go away already? No one cares, Jess!

Ugh, she's just not talented.

I don't think she is a good actress at all.....I hated her in The Dukes of Hazzards

I could care less about the movie but she does look pretty.

still love her i too think that movie will scrumble

I just don't get why anyone hires her for movies.

Yawn.

well I like her and I can't wait to see the movie !!

Hehe she is such a bimbo I love it!

I don't understand it's obvious that she's no Julia Roberts so why the hell is she still getting movie roles(the others really sucked)).That whinebag couldn't act her way out of a flipping paper bag....

jess can sing, she's got looks, lets leave it at that. she should leave the designing and the acting to those who actually can.

Does ANYONE even care?

I liked Jessica in "Dukes of Hazzard", but all she really did in that movie was strike cute and sexy poses -- NOT a stretch!

Here it looks like she is struggling to act like a wino, which shouldn't be too difficult, either. Even if she's never been drunk, she could watch tapes of Paris/Lindsay/Britney/Courtney Love/Amy Wino for pointers. Or better yet, the director could make her drink a bottle of wine and then film this scene. Now that I would really like to see!

Jesus, even from the still photos you can tell that her acting stinks! That's BAD!

This sounds like a total rip-off of Private Benjamin, and poor old J.Simp doesn't have an ounce of Goldie's later day sparkle or charm or comedic timing or screen presence. This one movie that I will never see.

The fact that you can tell she is trying to act in these pictures is proof that she's awful. She'd never make those facial expressions in real life. She's such a ham.

I loved Private Benjamin, Goldie Hawn was adorable. Jessica is not an actress, she needs to stop! Didn't her last movie go straight to video?

Gawd, even in the still pictures you can see her acting is horrible. That's baaaaad.

Kiki tee: "even from the still photos you can tell that her acting stinks! That's BAD!" Totally! I agree with your whole post. Except that I will watch this movie (on cable) if I find out she really gets drunk in it.

I don't understand why she keeps getting movie roles. Its absurd.

Hello, she's in front of an Army office not a liquor store. She is so talentless and pathetic. I bet this is going straight to DVD just like the last one. The only reason she is in movies is that Papa Joe is the producer of all of her movies! She needs to stop making bad remakes of good movies and just disappear.

OMG.. this one scene pretty much paints the enitre picture for us..doesn't it.

She is a movie star turned army girl.. wow this is some simple screenwriting...

Movie opens to the fabulous life of movie star, the Ivy, Kitson's, valet, spas, mansion, drivers, probably Elle inspired little lap dog, good looking actor boyfriend..

Then major premiere or award show..seires of dissappointing events.."you are done in this business", champagne drunken stupor ends in passing out on the street, wakes up miserable, "I need a purpose" "I need to make something of myself" "I need a sign" Army Enlister walks up to open the doors of the office "Can I help you , mam?" giant Jessica clown mouth .. over the top acting and ridiculous unbelievable army hijinks ensue. Jessica save the counrty from terrorist or some other bullsh*t! Hollywood wants her back but she chooses a life serving her counrty and dating hunky Army guy who always beleived in her.

Roll credits....

There know NO ONE has to suffer through the actual movie.

You're Welcome!

The funny thing is that she really isnt a bimbo...i would chock her up to a total prude. There just isnt much going on upstairs...lol.

I love her hair in these pictures...but i have to point out that her toes are AGAIN hanging over the fronts of her peep-toe shoes. She must have lonnnng toes or something...

Papa Joe is definitely behind all her movie roles...just like he's supposedly paying Willie Nelson big bucks to help with Jessica's country album. Please goooo away Jessica!

LMAO Nova!!

Duke's of Hazzard, that movie with Dane Cook, that horrible Macy's ad, when is this sad pathetic girl going to go away?

What star would agree to anything with her?

I don't get it!

This pictures make me laugh! She is such a horrible actress!

Yeah, the only reason she keeps getting hired is because her pops is producing the movies. LOL @ everyone saying you can tell how bad her acting is simply by looking at the stills

Ha Ha..Imabeliever!! THANK YOU for sparing some the torture of trying to watch her "act".

Jessica has to be completely brain dead if she watches the playbacks and thinks that she is actually doing a decent job at acting. IMO..she's probably the worst actress in History.

@ Ima's comment!!!
I cannot believe she's still making movies

I do actually like her I just wish she would put out something good. I just don't think this movie is going to be it. *dissapointed*

This is what happens when MTV makes people famous. This girl is so full of herself that she keeps making trash music and trash movies because she thinks people want to see her. The worst are her fashion "designs" wherein she's actually copying talented designers, slapping her name on poorly manufactured knock offs and raking in millions. I hope she crashes and burns like Britney SOOOOO bad. And she can take her even less talented sister with her...

i smell oscar!!!!

This might very well be the worst movie of all time.

I have never, and will not ever support any endevour that J. Simpleton goes into. GO away.

Even the pictures of her acting are painful to look at. Ugh.

You guys are mean!! She's trying! I just love her!

Oooh Jessica...

I don't get why everyone is so hard on this girl? I agree, she isn't the best actress, but she can sing. She has a pretty voice. I didn't care too much for her last album, but I loved her singing "I Wanna Love You Forever". I mean, it's not like she's trashy and out drinking and doing drugs like Britney and half the other celebs out there. I love her clothing and shoe lines, as well as the makeup and perfume. I don't think she's a bimbo at all. I think she got that rap from Newlyweds. Face it, she's a hell of a lot richer and successful than most of us ever will be! I don't get why everyone's so mean to her. I think she seems like a very nice, geniune person.

I can't stand her.

Post-divorce I LOATHED Jessica...now I just feel bad for her (which is ironic since she's A LOT more well off than I will ever be!). She seems very lost and lonely. It also seems like she let the celebrity of newlyweds go to her head and that she thought she was "too good" for Nick. Maybe that was her dad, who knows. Anyway, she just seems somewhat pathetic now... which is sad, because she was talented early in her career. Just my thoughts!

STOP trying Jessica....PLEASE.

ohhh my word..haha. that just made my day.