Oh hi there, Ryan Reynolds. Fancy meeting you hopping on your bike after visiting the gym yesterday. See, I gushed about Mr. Van Wilder (sorry, can't help it, he'll always be that, which I'm sure is somewhat the bane of his existence) the last time we saw him jumping on his fancy motorcycle, but this is possibly even better. While we don't get to see those arms, could he look more huggable in that sweater? He was Wednesday Manjoyment last week and here he is again to get us through that mid-week day. Perhaps we can make it a tradition?
alanis was better he used to even go to their concerts 
I meant "Temple"
Oh holy hell, my lady parts are tinglin'.
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