you should go as Brit Brit

Violet!!! Love that idea!

If you really want to look like an idiot, dress like Britney. Put ridiculous extensions in your hair (or wear a bald cap), wear a short dress with brown boots and here's the kicker.... wear one of those fake baby butts to poke out of the dress so you can flash everyone like she does! lol

you could go as lindsay lohan taking drugs... or you could go as britney shaving her head... just buy a wig and shave some of the hair off, but not all of it!

Christina Aguilera or J.Lo

My friend is going as Brangelina, she borrowed several of our baby dolls, and a Bourn and a stroller, she's going to wear all black, big sunglasses, strap a baby in Bourn, hold one or two by the hand, and push another. Seems like a lot of work to me, but funny .....

i like txlatina's idea lol.

Yeah i also like txlatina's idea...

Britney!
I know it's not exactly original, but you could shave your head and get all into it with the umbrella. That would be one truly haunting Halloween sight.

Go as me. Don't you see my picture up there ?don't you?

what about Chris Crocker?? haha..

You can go as Posh and put two oddly-shaped watermelons in your shirt

Amy Winehouse! After the hotel "incident". Fake blood, smeared eyeliner....and the HAIR. Stevie Ryan on YouTube did such a funny video about that.

My vote is you go dresses as poor puppy London. Of course you'd have to fashion a big hand holding a Venti Frappucino to you so it might be a stretch.

I like the Britney with a bald cap and umbrella....

shave ur head like brit and wear thoese ugly boots then go to peoples doors knock and instead of trick or treat say:
eat it,lick it,anort it,f*ck it!!!!

oops i mean :snort

txlatina and robinfabulous have GREAT IDEAS!! I LOVE IT!

I like Teams idea of Heidi and Spencer

you were brit last year, something different would be nice. what about a preggers nicole ritchie? or kim kardassian- fake booty,fake boobs, for sale sign?

how about you get glasses and a curly blonde wig and dress up as Andy Dick and then make yourself a box you can wear on the outside. then guess what you will be.

Two Ideas:

Go as Christina Aguilera lips (bright red)

Or

Marie Osmond. Cheap looking prom dress and then randomly falling down.

Britney!

Violet.

nicole richie is easy...i think.

super tight skinny jeans, platforms, huge purse, makeurself pregnant with a pillow a hoodie or a little tight sweater over a tank, a scarf, sunglasses, a huge starbucks and no no on the smiles

You should go like a pregnant woman dressed like something simple, like a cat. That way, when you start getting drunk, everyone will freak out because they think it a drunk pregnant lady who dressed up as a cat, and then you tell them the truth...or play it off all night, then see if anyone has a stern talk with you.

A friend of mine went as LL on friday night, she got this ridiculous blond wig, large sunglasses, and incredibly short shorts, and carried around cigarettes and a water bottle full of vodka, she even made her own ankle monitoring bracelet out of batteries taped to a watch wrapped in black electrical tape... it was classic.

So my vote is LL if you couldn't tell from the last post

You should also carry around a FAMS (Fits All My Sh!t) bag.

OMG I'm so sad/excited that somebody else had the same idea as me...go as CHRIS CROCKER it would be HIlllarrrrious because of his innate patheticness. Plus what a cheap costume! Get a blond wig, wear tons of eye makeup and red lipstick, make sure to cry a lot and when things get quiet you get to yell "LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOOONE!" Oh, it's so perfectly embarrassing. You could also carry around a little camcorder to record and post your really important ideas onto YouTube.

ASHLEE SIMPSON

You should go as Lindsay Lohan from how she looks in her mugshot, that would be funny. And have that stoned expression too.

You should be Jessica Biel... with an umbrella.

I say dress as pregnant Christina Aguilera or Nicole Richie.

Gwen or Posh. those two are the coolest.

I think going as Mary Kate Olsen would be a really easy costume and it would be easy to guess who you were going as. Just get those big sunglasses, a pair of really high heeled boots, a hat, and wear lots of clothes in layers.

you should be britney at the vmas...bra and underwear with fishnets and knee high boots. you should go around saying, "it's britney b*tch!"

Here's a concept idea for you, and one that's been really popular this year: go as rehab.

Or, consider being a puh--personal umbrella holder--to the stars. Just carry an umbrella and run around holding it over people. Seriously, that's a real job.

For sure a messy Britney!! Don't forget the big lips & starbucks cup and too tight/too short clothes and knappy hair...and big sunglasses...and an orange tan....haha

all these messy people.

Britney 2007 has so many options;

Bald umbrella swinging, but with good eyeliner and lashes.

Black sparkly bikini VMA with the bob. A fake jiggly stomach would add some humor.

Britney about town, mismatched extensions clipped randomly, huge Starbucks, thrashed brown boots. Run the lip liner well past the lips for the latest look.

Or you could be Heidi Klum, evening dress, bunch of kids, feathered blond hair, chanting "Auf Wiedersehen"

Spencer and Heidi would be funny, but do that many people know who they are outside of the Mtv and gossip blog world? I only know of them from reading here.

RobinFabulous has a good idea, what I would do is get a bunch of baby dolls and find a way to strap them all to me in a ridiculous way. Like strap a baby in front, back, sides, and each of my thighs lol. And pushing a stroller is great too, even better if you can find a double or triple stroller

no paris hilton suggestions? find some fashionable black and white striped outfit, handcuffs, alcohol, and car keys. done!

Go as Britney dressed in a sundress and those cowboy boots. Then get a plastic grocery bag and put a diet coke, a baby bottle,a pack of cigarettes, some pampers and a bag of Doritos. In magic marker write "Diaper Bag" on the plastic bag and walk around looking all over and calling out "Sean? Sean Preston? Don't hide on Mama baby, where are you?" "Jaden,( then ask someone if you got the name right)Peek a Boo where are you?"

I still say Paris Hilton.

Thanks for all the suggestions, funnnn! Robin and txla, I actually did Angelina back in 2005 it was fun (and I made that hot UN Ambassador shirt all by myself).

Lindsay Lohan

why not go as the pitiful 'WOMAN SCORNED"??? WAILING year after year?????

Britney makes it easy this yeah, but since you did her last year, maybe LL for this year.

Pete Doherty, duh.

Hahaha I saw a Britney Spears this weekend! It was an awesome costume, made me laugh my ass off