Orlando Bloom has been having a pretty good couple of weeks since his scary car crash. Not only does he have a new lady in his life, but he also got off his hit and run scot-free. Looks like he even decided to wear his confidence on his cheeky t-shirt. The unfortunate side effect that apparently comes with his unstoppability is that the icky icky mustache is back. Also we're not quite sure wearing his dog leash as a sash is the safest thing in the world, but that's really more of a question for PetSugar.
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I look at him very differently after his shady car accident! If the papz have to make you do the right thing I don't think much of your character.
1too much working against his hotness: the mustache, the shirt, and the tucking in of the shirt
2He usually is very good looking!
3Is his dog walking him?
4Where's Will Turner when you need him? Orlando Bloom is truly a goofy, slightly awkward, genuinely nice guy. That is what makes him so endearing and a really great actor. He is nothing in real life like he is in the movies. You just need to watch a couple of his interviews to see that. The good thing is that he cleans up real nice!
5I think i agree with hotstuff. I never believed in karma before but what else could explain the deterioration in looks and any fashion sense?
Hehe - just kidding, but he should really clean himself up a little, y buy those clothes?
6i saw him att he dog park this weekend. seeing him in person has given me a newfound, um, appreciation. He has a sexy voice.
7eh, why is his shirt tucked in? He looks like a dorky kid in highschool. Maybe he would be unstoppable on the debate team.
8What a fugly outfit! Sorry my dear boy but EW!
9k, lose the stache untuck the shirt, hold the lease in your hand and were good.
10I looks like he toned down the stache to me or maybe I'm used to it. And the shirt being tucked in...I can't even speak on it.
11what is with that leash? is he seriously too lazy to hold it in his hand???
12That's awful! The creepy stache, the tucked in shirt, and do his socks seriously match the color of his shirt? I can't believe I used to think he was hot!
13Oh Orlando you are such a big nerd sometimes, no worries though I do not care what you look like leaving my house.
14weird
15he's a mess.. lolz. i wanna grab a razor and shave that silly mustache off of him..untuck that shirt and throw that hideous socks out!
16I was wondering if anyone was going to point out the matching socks!! Who does that unless your a toddler
17lol..whats worse is that the socks actually DON'T match. They are a different color blue than the shirt.Good try though, orli.
I still love him.
18OMG what is up with the outfit?
First he tucks in his shirt and then he has the high socks....I so hate high socks.....what a dork
Oh and not to mention the porn stache is still in effect! HAHA!
19who cares what orlando looks like? his dog is after my own taste!
20LMAO
high socks and "porn stache is still in effect"
that cracks me up
lol butterfly, at least they aren't knee-socks
21HAHAHA!
Or the ones that go up to his calves!!
22I hate those socks!
I am such a firm believe in ankle socks that hardly show
calve socks
23V~ at least he matched his socks with his shirt..
24Hey! Leave my sweet Orlando alone!
I have seen lots of pictures of him in T-shirts that say strange things...so im not surprised at all to see this shirt. Its kinda funny though.
Its not a porn stash this time...he has the chin hair going too...very pirates!! He just doesnt have the long hair to go with it...*sigh*
I'm just happy to see a post about him on here!!! Thanks pop!
25Oh...and he didnt get off "scot-free"....it was the cops job to give him a breathalizer and they were negligent and didnt do it. So they had no evidence...other than some people who say they saw him drinking that night. He probably would have gotten into some trouble had the cops actually done their job correctly that night.
I am still wondering why he started to walk away....with passengers still in the car. That was strange.
26roxy17 that was funny. My 3 year old has the same outfit, blue sock and all.
27sorry I meant socks! My first ever comment and I blow it with a typo!
28his shirt is the equivalent of jazz hands
29Eh! He's really going downhill for me. I used to be such a big fan. Why can't they stay cute and un-Hollywood forever?
30Can I just point out that this is the one month of the year men are allowed to grow a 'stach, as it is 'Movember'
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