oh gorgie i thought this was made up but i guess there really was a b*tch fight.

OMG! What happened to Jewels' boobies???? Yikes!

jewel boobs are nasty :sick... george clooney funny!

And what happened to Mickey Rourke? He just look like he saw Jewel's boobs!!

my darling george - it was really easy to let the whole thing go - but you just had to be all macho in front of your baby chick...now look how it's turned out to - HILARIOUSLY CLASSIC!!!
jewel needs a boob job - those have sunk too low to a point of no return. and becks and the nude dude - totally funny!

GC and fabio shoving each other???

maybe the heidi and lauren thing was all for pub? shocker.

blake could have kept that album cover.

LOL

Never heard of Fabio before... Who is he?

JEWEL!

It was pretty rude of George to act like that with a fan taking a picture but he maybe he just thought they were going to seel the pics....

As far as the Heidi and LC thing go....though I haven't watched Hills in weeks....I thought I saw a preview about maybe Heidi and LC making up so maybe they did become friends again. IDK.

And seriously, WTF is up with Jewel's boobs? How weird!

OMG George!!

Porgie should have just let it go

If you click on the Jewel picture, you can see scars on her boobs. It looks like she got her implants removed or she had a breast reduction. But whatever she did, she shouldnt have! YUCK!

Come on... he knew it was lame ass Fabio at the table.. how annoying if you are trying to have a dinner with your girl and some cheesy *sshole hasbeen is at the table across from you snapping picture after picture that you know you are in frame for?

I just wish George had had a chance to break Fabio's nose again! LOL!

Ah George. Always the joker. Hopefully.

And LC and Heidi? Yucky. I don't like them at all. Lauren tries to pretend she's just a normal girl- but normal girls don't get paid to be on TV while they go to college. My college experience and hers are light years apart. They should end that show already. It's annoying.

maybe it was breast reduction - oh i don't know - i do remember i saw one video of her and her boobs were saggy.. i mean really droopy. whatever those scars were for, she needs to get it fixed. it looks nasty.

I have never wanted to believe that George is as smug as he can appear. I have always adored him, always been a fan. And I honestly thought the whole George vs. Fabio incident was a total myth - I mean how absolutely absurd! And now we have the photographic proof that George can realy be an a-hole and is a wee bit overly full of himself. George - I am so disappointed in you!!!

What I can't believe is someone actually entered a contest to have dinner with Fabio. Maybe George knows how much Fabio loves birds.

Too funny. I'm not a fan of Fabio but George was being an ass. Fabio and his group had just as much right to be there as he did.

I love these links they are to hilarious except for Jewels that's just gross!

Who wouldnt be taking pics sitting at a table with Fabio, I mean comeon. George is an A-HOLE and I have no respect for him because he obviously has none for anyone else. GOOD For Fabio for coming to the ladies defense. I wasn't much of a Fabio fan, but I am now.

George vs. Fabio - so funny!

What did happen to Jewel's boobs?? they look scary

George, you take yourself way to seriously. Not eveyone actually thinks you are hot and wants your, pic, ok?

My comments Blake's album cover:

1. Cheesey
2. Bad facial hair - Wolverine?
3. Cheesey

OMG I love that pic of fabio.. I love Blake,but his album cover is stupid..

that picture is HI-larious.

I still love you, George

George Clooney appears to beevery bit the cad! Good thing he is smart enough not to procreate. Hopefully, his current chica realizes he isn't in it for the long haul. I find him and Julia Roberts to be of the same ilk, very haughty.

Jewels boobs actually scare me....and I'm VERY dissapointed in Blake's cover...not cute

Ok why does Geo finger look so long?
Freaky!

lol! that picture is too funny!

I was wondering if I was the only one who thought Jewel's boobs look weird.. I guess not!

People George was right! There he is in the photo. And that woman has probably made a bit of money selling the pics to TMZ! Fabio isn't even looking at the camera

Ok so I'm biased - I'll love George forever no matter what. In fact all I keep thinking is what pretty hands and gorgeous long fingers he has........

Oh and Jewel's boobs look like Magda's in "There's Something About Mary"

EXACTLY, gruaig_rua George was right! They were taking his picture. He asked them to stop and the "stud" Fabio denied that they were taking pics of George. Which they obviously were!

I blame a bad push-up bra for Jewels boobies. Sometimes when you try to push them up too far, they just look bad.

GRUAIG_rua

for your information the photo of George flipping the camera off WAS on purpose, but it was only AFTER he wobbed up to their table and started clapping loudly and said "CONGRATULATIONS YOU GOT YOUR FU*KING PICTURE"..the lady that snapped the photo said she wasn't even aware that G.C was in the resturaunt until he did this..she was embarrassed and humiliated, he also said some other profanities walking back to his table..so as he sat there a FULL 5 minutes with his finger flipped up, she said, OK I am going to take his pic now to show what bad behaviors this jerk has...

This was from an interview she did with one of the Morning shows today..I don't blame her a bit!

PS..she couldn't have made any money if G.C hadn't of acted such the fool that he is.

haha about fabio!

guyz, grow up!i mean our in our 50's and your acting like a crazy lunatics!

Eek, Jewel's just had breast reduction?!

Awww, she's not proud of her 'pairs'?

Eek, Jewel's just had breast reduction?!

Awww, she's not proud of her 'pairs'?

Why is the zoomed-in photo of Clooney a different photo from the one with Fabio? You can see his nose, a person next to him and a lamp, all which are clearly not in the Fabio photo.

Because it's a different photo. The lady said that after he yelled at her and wouldn't stop flipping her off that she decided to take photos of him because she was being accused of anyway and he ruined their dinner by clapping in her face and yelling obscenities at her. She said she wanted to show what bad behaviors he had even though he tried to come off as a swab and debonair person which he's not.

I never thought I'd say this, but I'm on Team Fabio. Clooney is such a pompus jerk. My father in law was an extra on Leatherheads and came away with a very poor impression of him. Now I understand why. He could have been a gentleman, approached her, or sent the manager/owner over to ask that they take photographs elsewhere.

I don't care if George was being rude to the woman. She only proved him right in the end anyway.

lol.. george clooney

what girl hasn't grabbed the boobs of another chick at one point or another? usually with drinking involved..

Lol @ naked fan!

i'm sure these guys don't mind having their picture taken. it's not like it's some kind of come back.

OJ is an idiot.

Michael jackson is so extremely weird looking.. he totally ruined himself.. it looks like it's painful to smile.. his nose is disgusting.. he's just not human looking anymore.