what a GEEK!!
ya i know ur just a piece of sh*t,sh*tney!

Pfft. It's been done.

Back in the 80s, MTV had a contest to make a video for Madonna's song "True Blue". The winner, as I recall, was a professional quality production by a young director just getting his start.

It's amazing how much better she looks wearing glasses. Dare I say, almost cute.

At least the fan version would be entertaining because I am pretty sure her Piece of Me video will be just as bad as the Gimmer More video.

Yea, why should she bother to spend more money on it when her album is down in the 40s on the chart. This video isn't going to make much of an impact on her sales.

Proactiv Solution time I think ew

Britney, please...please I beg you, just go away...

I think people should make parody videos, you know, slice in pictures of her almost dropping her kid, holding bags of cheetos, wigs on crooked, at set that to music. Send that to Jive so Jive knows what people really think of her. Now that I'd watch!

Maybe if they only used the body double and dancers that really know how to dance, it might be OK. But then you would have to find a song that doesn't sound like someone flinging a cat around by it's tail!!! Washed up has been!!!!

Has Primp decided to Sponser Brit?

I guess the new video will be just like her album, she provides her name but the rest will be done by professionals. Then there truly is a chance the video will do well. The best results you get the less it involves the actual Britney.

Arent they desperate?

Truly a desperate strategy to keep this girl in the limelight. Jive needs to realize that this will not help her career or help Sh*t-Brit personally overall. She needs professional psychological help!

lorelei - HAHAHA i was about to post the same thing. it seems she has a different Primp top for every freakin day.

i seriously hate this woman. uhhg.

...and! i just don't understand why she feels the need to wear brown boots all the time with a black outfit!

Britney and cute in the same sentence...I can't stop laughing at that one. Anything that an amateur can come up with will be better than Britneys vid. I think they are just trying to beat the mocking that will follow on you tube.

P.S. Whats up with that nasty string of dark "hair" YUCK!

again Brit...

So brit didn't like the samsung phone and switched to the EnV.

Honestly? Ew? She looks liek she is dressing liek a 12 year old.

...right. Didn't they pull this same trick on her fans earlier this year when they asked them to name Britney's new album...and we all know how that went. This is just more fan abuse to get more publicity for additional numbers to make it look like this single and her album are doing well. Such a set-up, but gullible is and gullible does...

THOSE FACKING BOOTS...this is insanity to the max!!! SHE BLOWS!!!

I know this may sound weird,

but if Britney were to straighten up and be a contestant on Dancing with the Stars, I bet it would be one of the most watched seasons ever. Britney can dance when she wants to and if she had a professional teaching her and practicing it would give her something to do and hopefully out of trouble.

I had the samsung and hated it, I sent it back for a Treo. My daughter has the EnV and it's already old for her she's getting a new phone (the TV phone) for Christmas.

I think Jive should use the kid that uploaded in youtube that famous video "Leave Britney alone"... hahahahaha..... hahahahaha.... Maybe he(?) sings as well as he(?) cries

Poor britney too bad MTV, VH1 doesnt even play videos anymore. Why make them?

Seriously someone tell me.

Deba,

I believe you're referring to Chris Crocker,

well maybe if she wasnt SWARMED 24/7......that song actually makes a lot of since....talking about kevin and paps and magazines....i would hate to have her life

But Britney didn't even write the song herself.

Thanks Tiabia.. hahahahaha..... oh man! I just watched the video again, I cant stop laughing Seriously JIVE give this kid a chance!!!!

whether she wrote it herself or not its still a good song for her considering her every day life...im not trying to argue or TAKE UP for her, i was just stating i liked the song....and that i would hate to have her life

Who cares if she didn't pen it herself. A lot of artists don't. Take a look inside the sleeve of Carrie Underwood's Carnival Ride. It was written for and about her - I don't see how someone else writing it has anything to do with the video.

I've come to the conclusion that she is colorblind. That's the only explanation for such wardrobe atrocities. UGH!

Since Britney didn't write it, you can't assume the song is about her experiences.

Melissa Rae I wasn't responding to the video. That would insanity to assume that a singer would only perform their written songs for a video. I was responding to CourtneYtB873 statement that the song was about Kevin Federline and the paparazzi and the magazines.

"HIP CHECK" QUESTION!!! What does "natch" mean..I see it used alot and it's annoying that I don't know!!!

so your saying the song isnt about kevin and paps and magazines???? because it is.....yeah, maybe she didnt write it herself but someone wrote it for her based on her...the whole song makes absolutely perfect sense....you may not like her and not like the song but that doesnt mean the songs not for and about her....

ElectroPopTart - "natch" is short for naturally, I believe.

I don't get what people think is so brilliant about this song. The music is boring and the lyrics don't even say anything new about what she's been whining about for a while but not doing sh*t to change.

Plus, I was reading hilarious comments over at dlisted that it sound like she's really saying "You want a pizza meat?" "ROTFL:

Oops, that was supposed to be

And if Jessica Simpson would have bought it, the song would have been about Nick Lachey or John Mayer and the paparazzi and the magazines. And if Christina Aguilera had bought it, it would have been about her problems...and so on, and so on, and so on.

theres no point in saying anything good about her because you just get jumped all over, so if it makes everyone feel so much better THE SONG SUX AND SO DOES SHE! everyone just goes by what all these web sites say....no one knows EXACTLY everything about her, just what the paps take pics of and that is what the world goes off of, pathetic.

right, but what other celebrity gos through the sh*t she goes through with the f*ckin paps???? they harrass the hell out of her!! she cant even MOVE when shes tryin to go somewhere because she has hundreds of people literally tripping over each other to get a stupid shot of her. if shes so lame to everyone why are yall so interested?? if shes "old news" and "boring" and
"ugly" and everything else everyone says about her, why do yall still take time to argue with people about her?? obviously you still care, other wise she wouldnt be a big deal to you??

"Didn't they pull this same trick on her fans earlier this year when they asked them to name Britney's new album...and we all know how that went. This is just more fan abuse to get more publicity"

So true. It is sad how much she abuses those that actually still like her.

TRL is still on????

Also, the song might have been written about her life...as she would like people to think it is.

"Take pictures of my derrier..."

Um, yeah, we wouldn't be able to see it if you would WEAR PANTS. She ALWAYS acts like a victim instead of an instigator. It is so nauseating. I dont see how anyone can feel sorry for her. She LOVES the paps. She let x17 take ANOTHER round of pictures of her at home with her kids.

"right, but what other celebrity gos through the sh*t she goes through with the f*ckin paps"

LINDSAY, PARIS, and BRITNEY. Notice a trend????

There are mega stars that don't deal with this because they take the well known steps to avoid the paparazzi. Do you REALLY think she would give X17 hand written letters, exclusive interviews, access to her home and children, tell them she loves them, wear their hats, and auction her only signed copy of Blackout if she hated the paps?

I know the industry well, and there are so many steps you can take to avoid the paps 80% of the time. She choses to avoid these step and PURPOSELY has the paps follow her. There are mega stars that live in both of her neighborhoods, and they make it work. She doens't because she doesn't want to!

Jillness,

Don't forget when she asked them to follow her into a sandwich shop restroom.

OK....YALL ARE RIGHT!! whatever like i said...yall hate her sooooooo much but yet you read about her a little too much!! you are trying a wee-bit too hard to "prove me wrong" about someone you dont care about and are sick of and dont like....keep tellin yourself that, but its pretty clear to me your very much interested in her!

I just want to see Chris Crocker doing a musical video for Brit-Brit......

CourtneYtB873: I think you should answer the questions instead of "walk away" when it gets uncomfortable, what do YOU think why she said she loves X17, why she wrote the letter, why she hopped in an X17 car, etc? I'm open minded and would really like to hear your answers on this questions

jive need people to come up with a video on substance abusers and how it can affect you mentally then the winners can be aired on dec the 20th . what a nice idea.

"you are trying a wee-bit too hard to "prove me wrong""

It isn't hard, so your assumption about "trying" is wrong. There are just some facts that some of us know about the entertainment world. I am not going to be ashamed because I have a clue. You should try it sometime.

man.
you know, she's really entertaining, but its quite depressing what she is.
and that's she's not in jail....

What on earth are those on her hoodie... little birds, I think. The girl even makes the animal kingdom look bad!