Pretty much everything about this series of photos of Paris Hilton around Berlin celebrating her canned prosecco makes me laugh. She's swinging from the rafters, literally, and in Louboutin boots! She's posing with a cutout of herself! She's buying her own beverage by the case! You might not drink Paris's prosecco, but she sure will. It's all too, too funny. Miss Hilton has been having herself a good time in Berlin, but she also got serious about what she's looking for in a man. She said, "Right now I'm single but I am looking for a nice boy . . . He should be funny, smart and loyal." Liiiiiike this guy? Paris was voted the least train wreck-y of this year's nominees, but girlfriend can still get druuuunk.
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The poster and cut out she is standing next to doesn't look like her. I think they photoshopped a new nose on her in those pics.
1Canned prosecco has to be the best possible metaphor for Paris Hilton. How perfect that she's shilling this.
2she's looking different, I think her face is aging..at least thats what it looks to me..everyone has to age at some point.
3She is getting older...and yet, still behaving like a spoiled child.
4i agree
5dang girl....
6That first picture of her looks like a wax figurine. Also, her cutout...so doesn't look like her. Like her + Kelly Ripa + bad extensions, maybe.
7It's so refreshing to see Paris grow into a respectable young lady. Jail sure did change her. NOT!
8could care less.
9spitfire, I really like your avtar!
10I thought she was going to save the world or whatever...let's lock her up again!
xoxo
11ps i love that mamaseacat is bringin back the "NOT!" :]
xoxo
12wow Paris is the definition of class. (insert smiley face vomiting).
13I like that in both the publicity pictures she's making the exact same face, just with different outfits. Such a chameleon! And oh so classy!
14Avian trash!!!
15How appropriate is the grocery cart picture...only person that buys into Paris Hilton's crap is...Paris Hilton!!!
16Of course they photo shop her nose. It costs extra to print extra-large-ugly things.
17Can I get a Amen?
18perhaps it will taste yummy?
19swinging or swigging?
20Pure. Skank.
21Bleh can't stand this ho!
22For some reason I try to hate her, but I can't. These photos are just really funny and she just looks like she's having a blast. And she's selling canned wine.
23She looks bad in the first pic.
24Shes managed to pour her drink and hold her cell at the same time. Golf Clap. What are those antler/wing things behind her?
25I really don't like this girl at all!!
26I'm still on the champagne in a CAN!!!!!!!!!
you know it's not gonna be top quality - so that's basically a cheap beer.
and i don't drink out of cans, sweatie.
Champagne and wine are meant to be in glasses, not a can.
but her fans will buy this. which is all that matters to Paris.
it's just funny how she's promoting something that can be thrown in your purse like a Red Bull- which is meant to be drunk while on the run, after the club, or to smuggle it in the club . . .(????).
so she's promoting behavior that got her in trouble in the first place???
I knew she was coming up with something!
27Who's going to buy it anyway? Most of her fans aren't even old enough to drink????
28Thanks Jillness
29
Man, these pics make me lol and wanna 
30She's so annoying...
That girl's got no self-esteem.
31What a skank.
32Mommie Dearest must be so proud - Her girl is so (in)famous. And the name "Hilton" is in paper nearly every day. Time to pull the plug on this trainwreck Rick before you're scraping her up off the street!!
33I was just sitting around wondering if Paris could be any more trashy and disgusting... *whew* that's one less thing I have to worry about
34I've typed five different comments and each one doesn't do justice to the angst I feel over this self-centered, self-absorbed twit. She makes me ill.
35Le Etiana I did the exact same thing
Such a classy broad
36So this is how she's changing the world!! Wow, we should be so proud! (sarcasm!)
37i used to like her......but now...... her stupid behaviour makes me mad at her. So, PARIS if u r watching this, u should know that o look like a monkey.
38preete,
the monkey similarities don't stop there. Monkeys are also known for throwing their feces...which is exactly what Paris is doing with her image, this product, her clothes, HER...but of course even the words tiniest monkey has more brainpower than this doodleberry!!!
39someone wake me when it's all over,...thanks
40*sigh*
41*shakes my head*
walks away.
I want to hang out with her for 24 hours with no sleep
42I agree with Jillness!
43she looks like a drag.
44and paris just go through ur little black book..im sure u would find someone
Am I having a severe case of deja vu, or has she already promoted a similar product?
I could swear that she has promoted a canned champagne in Germany...
45tia
doodleberry!
46What a little hoochie!
47bloody wh*re.
48I wonder if she wakes up in the morning and thinks "how can i make myself feel better about being the tanned armpit of celebredom"
49haha can't stand this attention wh*ore. usually i just ignore comments about her. but i have to admit, these pics are pretty funny.
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