The American Pie actress was accused of sexually molesting a neighbor's dog. Sounds ridiculous, doesn't it? Natasha has had her share of problems and even Michael Rapaport wrote a report on what a terrible tenant she was. She tried to dodge the court after missing 4 hearings and now she has decided to face the music. Here's more:

Actress Natasha Lyonne, the star of "American Pie" accused of threatening to sexually molest a dog, turned herself in at a New York court on Friday.
The 27-year-old faced a number of charges including criminal mischief, harassment and trespassing after accusations she threatened to sexually molest her former neighbor's dog and ripped a mirror off the wall during a 2004 argument.
At the Manhattan Criminal Court appearance, drug counselor Heather Hayes said Lyonne had completed an in-patient drug program in February and continued to attend outpatient rehabilitation groups.
Judge Anthony Ferrara said the charges would be dropped if the actress stayed out of trouble for the next six months.
The good news is she is clearly working hard to get better. Let's hope she stays clean, out of trouble and away from dogs for a very long time.
















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3.1 Phillip Lim
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She is sooooooooooo messed up. Her life is crazy with the hep C, collasped lung now molesting a dog (by the way GROSSSSSSSSSS
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Im speechless
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Ewww...! That is so not okay. Ew!
2thats wrong on so many different levels!
3I thought she was in a coma and dying.
4speechless!but that's f*cking hilarious loooooooooooooool
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Okay, she is accused of THREATENING to molest a dog. Pop Sugar -- you make it sound like she actually did it. She went to her neighbors place and freaked out because the dog wouldn't stop barking. From what I heard, she was screaming at them and making threats. Yelling and committing beastiality are two TOTALLY different things!
I think she is totally off her gourd, but the sentence after the headline is totally inaccurate!
6Even threatening to molest a dog is absolutly DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7JessNess, your really disgusted by this aren't you...I keep catching your comments occasionally on rush...anyway, I just want to tell you, I'm completely disgusted, too.
8Jess Ness -- I totally agree. I could also see though, how a very vulgar person could be saying something metaphorical, but it doesn't mean that they plan on doing it. (It's tricky to explain my point without getting booted off this site!) Like, on the movies they will say something like, "If you tap that pencil one more time, I'm going to shove it ....!!". That would be a form of molestation, but it doesn't mean the person is actually threatening to do it. They really mean they plan on beating the person up. It is an empty threat.
And any threat is a million times worse than actually doing it, but making the threat is still gross.
Again, I am not defending her, I just think that the sensationalism of the accusation might be blowing what REALLY happened totally out of proportion.
9I just think that if you threaten to molest ANYTHING it is disgusting. That poor helpless little dog. i hope it bites her
10Juju- I think the whole pencil example is one thing. If she was annoyed by the dog then you threaten the neighbor with animal control not molestation- she just has TONS of problems. She should just lay low until she get everything straightened out
11MBM
12I bet she just said something really stupid to her neighbor & (s)he added it into the lawsuit filed against her.
ok- perhaps I'm slow but... where the he11 is rush???
133sweeties- hit the community button and right under where it says advice it says Sugar Rush
14Ewwww!!! Is right!
15I was kind of misled by the title too. But making threats...to man or beast...is not cool. I don't really know who she is, but she's pretty in a strange way.
16Thanks JessNess!
17Why did they hide it like that??? grrrr
she looks like a crackhead ho
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18If I had acne all over my chest, ya'll better believe I would be covering it up! Didn't she look in the mirror before she left home?
19This may be a stupid question, but how the hell do u molest a dog? How do you threaten to molest a dog? WHY do u threaten that??? That will be a rough one to try to live down!
20Tony- sadly there are ways. I have heard some horrfic stories some Im not sure are true and they really are things I do not want to repeat because they are disgusting.
21I hope she cleans up her act
22Ewwa I swear she just like woke up out of bed, smeared some red lipstick over her lips and cheeks, put on a dress and walked outside.
23I think the woman is just lost and extremely unhappy with herself!
24Oh My God. Just read her entry on Wikipedia. Oh Dear God. What a train wreck. I had totally forgotten about her. Sad. And yeah. She makes Britney (with Matt Lauer) look awesomely put together....i'm talking AFTER Brit's right fake lash came off. LOL.
25Juju- I completely agree.
And the sentence right below the title is very misleading.
26and she's a dog molester? WTF!!!???
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27Gross.
28ewww to everything especially all that acne on her chest yuck!!!!!!! glad i dont know who she is...
29Shiloh, no she's not a dog molester. She just said something really, really tasteless.
30Oh, I also meant to say the title is misleading. But, it's still gross as ever.
31It's still gross whether or not she actually did it.
32i think the dog will enjoy it too much!!! how stupid tho i mean c'mon!!
33omg she looks like a mess. Oh yeah, she IS a mess!!!
Seriously, though, Pop, you might want to do some editing PRONTO. The first sentence after the title is totally wrong and screaming for a slander law suite.
34WTF????? This is the
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35what the hell....who threatens to molest dogs? wtf is wrong with this chick?!?!?
36My guess is she's doing her best Tammy Faye. Im choosing not to acknowledge the dog thing as she has always been a little crackish, lol.
37proactive much?
38Jamers!!!!!
39Yeah, she looks pretty bad....she has looked bad for a long time, though....
this is something she said when she was at a messed up point in her life...she DIDN'T do this and has been clean since she went into rehab in feb...idk why people make headlines is leading cuz if you read thru the articles you will see that she only said this, not saying that its right cuz its not...i'm just pointing out how the media spins things around to make it a better story...
"stay far from timid, only make moves when your hearts in it and live the phrase sky's the limit."
40this is sick
41this is REALLY SICK
eeek aaak! i don't even remember who this girl is!
42Holy crap this girl is a freakin mess. Who would ever say such a horrible disgusting thing?
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