Jakey G turns 26 today! In honor of his birthday we are posting the perfect guy collage that In Touch created which includes the adorable Jake. I guess when you take Jake's eyes, Patrick Dempsey's hair and Orlando Bloom's lips you get a guy that's not quite as hot as any of them separately. Guess good genes wins out for this one. But we've got to give them props for trying. We only wish it were this easy!
Michael Stars
Minority
Vince
When People did this in the Sexiest Man issue the guy ened up looking like Donnie Osmond..go figure.
I'll just take George or Jake please.
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King and Queen of Crazy Town!
Ew it kinda scares me.
2Well Ima if you ask my mom Donny is the 'perfect man'
3Well, sorry, but this guy is more than a little less appealing...it's appauling. one ugly pretend man. Although there is a relatively good looking actor this does resemble...benicio del torro...
I'm all in.
4This "perfect man" needs to pluck those brows!!! Whoa. lol
5he's gross... i can't stand the facial fuzz
6He looks like John Stamos
7It is funny how George Clooney's nose looks great on him, but out of proportion on the fake man.
8I like Sharmar Moore. I voted every feature to be his.
9LOL! This is so creepy! I saw that Donnie Osmond thing too Ima!
I was like *that's* our ideal
man?!
10Um. Ew.
11Orlando's lips? How about Matt Damon's smile? Where's Brad?
12At first look I thought it was Jake and was thinking to myself, "Poor Jake. What the heck happened to him?"
Orlando's lips and Ben's chin are the worst parts. I vote for Jesse Metcalfe.
13Oh.. well.. ehm... very.. bad!
14If neither of you want Orlando I'll take him...
No protests from me!
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\Don't chase the beat of your heart/
Dear Santa,
15I ahve been a very good girl all year & I would like Brad from Troy, please. Then I can be very naughty!!
Thanks!
ps. If Brad from Troy is not possible, then Brad from Snatch will do nicely. Please make him talk w/ the accent
16thanks again
They used Brad in the People's Perfect Man..since they were already ripping off the idea..I guess they didn't want to use the same men.
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sashak..of Brad in Fight Club or Thelma and Lousie..or any Brad will do..right? If Santa does bring him for Xmas..can I borrow him?
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haha sashak...i say brad from meet joe black...i think his character in that movie made me love him a lil more! (and this comes from a not so big B.P fan!)
19thats scary but happy birthday jake!
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