The woman who became a household name for her famous One Night In Paris porno doesn't believe in one night stands. However, it's OK to have lots of boyfriends and fiances. Paris said:

"One-night stands are not for me. I think it's gross when you just give it up. "Guys want you more if you don't just hand it to them on a platter. If they want you, then they will wait. "You have to make them work for it. I think that's the only way you know if they really want you or just want to be able to brag that they've been with you."
Oh and I almost forgot, she wants kids soon. Scary, scary, scary.
















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Im sorry but this chick is ugly!! And what is her definition of making a guy work for it, him unfastening her bra with one hand?? she is gross
1KIDS?!
NOOOOOOO....!!!
2FUG FACE! Look at the size of her noggin. Jiminy Christmas! And that pesky lazy eye. FUG.FUG.FUG.FUG.FUG. Yeah, i think she is a tiny bit fug.
3I know it's mean but I'm positive Paris has had one night stands.
4she has an odd body here. she's so thin yet looks like she's got thunder thies. LOL
5paris looks so ugly there.
6she wants kids.
OMG hope she doesn't have any, with her behavior she might kill that child before its born
She probably makes them wait about two hours. Sorry, but I think as long as you're rich or semi-famous you don't have to work to get a piece of Paris. Ugh.
7She is a prime example of why we need to give out licenses to people if they want to have children.
There should be some kind of test or exam or IQ minimum established before allowing these kind of people to procreate.
As for the one night stands. There are plenty of ugly smelly sweaty hairy guys who have already had a one night stand with her in the privacy of their homes.
Be kind, rewind.
8she compares kids with... animals?!
9Nah, I believe her. I mean, when's the last time Paris Hilton has done anything while standing?
10I like lazy-eyed Paris
11She wants kids, maybe she'll do a C-section because Herpes can be passed through skin to skin contact. Well Sean Preston could be more proud of his parents than this kid. I feel sorry for the kid when they have to defend the "One Night in Paris" woman is my mother because if the Hilton fortune is left to Nikki and Paris it will be gone soon.
12he he he
13And I hate that 'I don't want ot be an old mom'
14Huh.
Eww check out the chick next to her...they're all FUG!
She's been talking about having kids for awhile now...who knows!
15Yeah she's not a slut at ALLL. Hahah wow.
Ew, her face looks disgusting here.
16Well, to give her the benefit of the doubt...about the one night stand thing...most guys she meets appear to be eager to jump into a relationship with her. So maybe she really never has had to have a one night stand. Also, she seems really hung up about losing Nicole's friendship. I kind of feel sorry for her when it comes to that...it's not easy losing a best friend.
I don't think Paris would make a great mother. She doesn't even make a good pet owner, no matter what she may believe. Where is Tinkerbell? And the dog she had after Tinkerbell? Where is the kinkajoo or whatever that creature was that she was toting around for a bit? Babies can't be discarded once they become "boring" or "not hot" Paris.
17Good Lord, someone stop her before she procreates!
18I am so tired of seeing her fug mug!
19Paris who???????????
20Ahhhahaha! Look at the size of her head!!! I wish the world would get over its Paris obsession. She is one of the most annoying, worthless, hideous people I have ever seen.
21ILMFAO at this stupid a$$.what the hell does she think she's been doing all this time.she could do an add for speed dating for god's sakes!!!!
22skye you are too kind when it comes to her! lol
23She looks like a praying mantis. And probably acts like one too.
24LOL, praying mantis! LOVE it!
25Hey guys, I'd watch my feet if I were you...there's a big pile of BULLSH*T on right around paris' mouth....
P.S. My brother just put up new picture of our little kitty. Check it out if u get a chance!
26VM, I'm just in a good mood! I have a "sort of- kind of- maybe" boyfriend! LOL Other than that, Paris would get the full brunt of my insults! She is the one celeb that I really can't stand.
27Yes, I am smiling. And giggling. And just being silly, but I'm having fun! In more ways than one ( wink, wink!) Ok, that was TMI.
Anyway, Paris is such a twit! Her blue contacts never cease to amaze me, though.
28I am shocked and amazed that there are such stupid people in the world. But now I am insulted, because how stupid does she think "we" the public are? Who would believe that crap?!? And kids? She got tired of her dog - what the hell will she do with a kid? I can smell the therapy bills now ...
29I want to know who the guy hiding his face is. I'd hide my face, too. She's such a skank.
30One part of me think it would maybe (maybe) be a good thing for her to have a kid, she'd realised she's not alone in the world, yes she may be stupid but I don't think she'd be enought stupid to not take care of her progeniture. She'd realised what's more important than money, guys, parties and expensive clothing.
31I guess if the kid gains some weight (like the dog) or gets diaper rash she'll say that's not hot and dump it off on her parents. Trixie, the guy hiding his face is probably an uncle or relative who just got news of the Hilton stock market numbers and is rubbing his forehead.
32Oh Lord, dumping it off on her parents is no better...look how she turned out! Eeek please Paris, do not procreate!
33I'm usually not a fan of her oufits, but i do like the way she's dressed here.
34LOL Cali! You're probably right.
35eeww, it looks like that face was pasted to that body~she makes me sick*
36i'm with everyone else on this one. She looks like she's had a stroke. One half of her face is drooping like madge's 80 year old breasts...
37....actually.. imagine being that baby.. and having to be passed through her slimy slimy unmentionables.
It'd be an easy delivery.. no pushing, just open her legs and WHOOSH, congratulations, It's a herpes victim.
38Call social services.
yuck. thanks for that visual...
39LOL, Somethings amiss on Pop when Skye is giving Paris benefit of the doubt. Congratulations Skye, Have fun with it, Good to see you.
40Ostrich features!half of her face is meltinggg.....
41I don't like her, but I think she is smarter than anyone gives her credit for. She obviously knows what she's doing because everyone is STILL talking about her. She got famous that way and now she's stayed famous that way.
As for one night stands... we rarely hear about her hook-ups, but often hear about her boyfriends. Besides, being who she is, I bet she could get a good deal of guys, something most women aren't going to admit. So why would she just give it up?
421. She looks super FUG
432. I hope she has an STD that causes infertility. Hide the orphans! Hide the orphans!
3. Paris isn't a one night stand. She's a ninety night stand, the kind of girl filthy guys sleep with for about 3 months and toss aside for another dozen porn stars.
"....actually.. imagine being that baby.. and having to be passed through her slimy slimy unmentionables.
It'd be an easy delivery.. no pushing, just open her legs and WHOOSH, congratulations, It's a herpes victim.
Call social services."
LMAO, holy hanna...now that made me laugh.
44Beluga- you are absolutely right, she works by the principle of "any publicity is good publicity". She's a strong person for holding on after the release of the sex video, and it takes a fair bit of skill to harness something so crude to boost your career.
She has minimal credibility and modesty, but you have to hand it to her.. the chick is smarter than she leads on.
..Doesn't stop her repulsing me or anything. Smart, but definately an "unsavoury" character.
45toronado- it's a bit lacking in taste, but really.. you'd have to feel for that baby.
46The chick drinks, smokes and rocks every guys jocks for kicks... she'd have to change her wily ways or the pot/cigarettes/alcohol/herpes could quite possibly help spawn a chud baby, or alternatively some form of super human being with abnormal immunities.
I agree with you Griffin.
ephemeral...I fell out of my chair I laughed so hard.
She just really grosses me out. Didn't she just have a one night stand with that football player?
47I'm still cracking up about when she said she was Catholic but "no one is interested in taking a picture of her going to church." I would think that would be a very sought after picture - Paris causing a church to collapse due to her overwhelming hypocrisy.
48The Hilton family is actually very Catholic. They only practice during the one hour mass and 30 minutes of confession. The rest of the time is for sinning so they'll have something interesting to say next Sunday morning.
49oh and I'm sure that if she showed up for church, someone somewhere would have taken a picture just to show her being the good catholic girl, chaste and without "kill pills." her kill pill reference makes total sense now.
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