Can't let today go by without wishing one of Hollywood's most powerful actors a very happy birthday. Crazy Cruise is 44 today. Maybe he will let us see Suri as a present to us.
Who knew his brithday was part of the reason he was cast in a movie. Page Six reports:
Oliver Stone says that Tom Cruise won the lead role in "Born on the Fourth of July" by telling Stone that his birthday was July 3rd. Stone, however, was disappointed when Cruise did not tell reporters about his birthday when promoting the file. Cruise apparently was worried that it would lead to discovery of real last name, which is Mapother.
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Where's Suri? Only 44 huh...
1Um, isn't the movie "Born on the FOURTH of July"...??
2I think you're right Igloo Lover...
3HUH hate him
4Happy Birthday Mr. Cruise....
5it is born on the 4th of july..but the 3rd is close to it..lol..still don't get the point..dont' think i'd see a movie cuz the actors bday happend to be the same day...
6His real name isn't Tom Cruise?! How disappointing...not that I really care, but Mapother? Suri, are you real?
7Thats a stupid reason to cast someone in a movie, I think the real reason is that Tom preformed sexual favours.
8Anyone want to celebrate with me by egging his house?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR CRUISE!!! AND HAPPY 4TH OF JULY MY HOT POPSUGAR PEEPS!!! LOVE YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
9Jinx, I'll join! I've got to clean out the fridge anyway.
10LOL, Cool, we're on then! Where do you get a map to the Stars Homes?
11Knowing that Oliver Stone is really weird, and a peyote smoking fool, I'd say that Ollie was pulling some reporter's leg on this one. No way was Mapother cast because of a birthday that isn't even the same as the name of the movie. Next!
12There must be a big party going on in the Sciebtology centre, strange looking men with planes and beards (both of the literal & figurative kinds) popping vitamins in celebration of the Madonna of Scientoloy's 44th birthday. Sounds like a real wild shindig!
13I thought everyone knew Cruise was not his last name!
His cousin played Ethan (I think), the creepy guy on Lost last year. I think his name is William Mapother.
Happy b-day - weirdo!
Will we ever see Suri or has she already been abducted?
14I wonder if he'll celebrate by jumping up and down on his cake? Loser.
15Poor Suri, if she's even real.
He is suuuuuuuch a freak. Count me in on the house egging.
16LOL Kidcrazy2!
17happy bday tom
18happy bday tom
19ummm i can't really say anything that nice...
uh "happy birthday"
20I wonder if they're going to let Suri out of her formaldehyde jar so she & Tom can have some special father-alien time together on this joyful day?
21Maybe this year he will stop living a lie and let the world know what we already know....He's GAY!! And poor Suri...she's probably in some mind control Scientology Lab. I'm totally in on the egging of his house!!
22I know where his house is, but I'm not telling.
Happy Birthday Mr Cruise, welcome to 44.
23Ya think Katie got Tommy a man for his birthday?
24Twinkle, I miss your old avatar. I was just thinking that I can't even look at his eyes anymore without thinking he's trying to hypnotize me and in your new pic his eyes look even scarier! Look away, look away!!
25He's eyes do have a way of following you! He's reading our thoughts at this very moment.
26It's a party in hell
27Hate... rising... hate... Tom... can't control it... I hope he chokes on his niacin and his stupid religion dies with him. Okay, phew. All better.
28LMAO @ colormesticky!
29Suri!
30What crimes have you commited?
31HATE him. What a freak.
Hahah and Mapother? Nice name.
32happy birthday ET.
33sorry, i still love him and i will post that everytime i see my crazy cruise!
34Sorry Suri does not exist...fact. (well in my eyes)
35twinkle, you're killing me here!
36I'm so tired of him
37Why's everyone so hateful? He really is just a little bit of a lunatic, but that's not a reason to hate his ass.
I pity the fool.
Also, I'm way bummed Cruise isn't his last name, but then again, have you ever met any other Cruise's?
38...wheres the kid freak
39babybeluga, the funny thing is that i grew up next door to a family with that last name. my sister played t-ball with their kids.
40I am with you JK. I used to just joke that she did not exist or that there was some conspiracy that she is not seen yet, but now I am really starting to think that it is true.
41if i didn't love him, i'd hate him. i'm sorry, but ever since his underwear dance in risky business we've had a special connection.
42Happy birthday Mr. Freak! Where the hell is SURI!!??
43Where is Suri? After the birth she came out with an obvious nursing bra like she wanted to show us on purpose, then at the toms son game u could see her strech marks but no baby! What is going on? Maybe their still waiting for the baby to come from orderbabies.com
44MAPOTHER?!?! OMG, THAT'S PRICELESS!!! HAPPY B-DAY 2 U WEIRDO!!
45Please help me! Tom has me locked in the basement undergoing endless auditing sessions until I'm “clear”. I'm not allowed to sleep and am only fed beans and rice. I'm only allowed out of the basement after I've had a “win” during auditing, and as my reward I'm allowed to attend his movie premiers or his kids' sporting events. And even then he won't let me leave his side and even insists on going to the bathroom with me. He won't let me see my baby, who is living in a bubble where she receives no affection and is ignored when she cries. He knows if I leave the house with Suri I won't be coming back. He is after all OT7 and can read my thoughts and control me with his mind... so I'll probably get hell for this. Pacey where are you????
46Twinkle...one word...GENIUS
47Well, it seems Mr. Mapother, ever the control freak, doesn't want the world's eyes to see his offspring. It probably gives him such a euphoric feeling of power knowing that he can prevent physical eyes from meeting the eyes of his child, if such a child exists.
At least Michael Jackson let's his kids out in public with their faces covered!
48Eek, Twinkle. I'm starting to wonder how close that is to the truth... Creepy!
49Twinkle, I don't think Scientologists believe in hell, you're safe.
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