I started the Master Cleanse when I got home last night after drinking and eating White Castle! I took the Senna tea and was afraid I'd wake up with stomach cramps but I didn't. I did the salt water flush this morning and it was gross....32 oz of salt water all at once! Then I made the lemonade and I thought it was really good, but I'm starting to get sick of it after the 2nd glass. Whatever, I'm not quitting!

I asked Nick about his friend last night and he asked if I wanted his number. I said no, obviously if he didn't call me...he prolly thinks I'm a ho. And I know this is dumb, but I still want him to come to the luau because it'd be *fun*. I just have to convince Nick to bring all his hockey friends...and make sure the right one comes.