Posters for the new Jessica Simpson movie, Employee of the Month, have been released. The comedy takes place in a warehouse discount store where Dax Shepard and Dane Cook compete to win Employee of the Month. The focus of the movie becomes about these two guys fighting for Jessica's attention. I have seen only one clip of the movie so far with Dane and Jess and it looked really goofy but not in a good way.

















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1I'm glad Dax is getting roles! He was HILARIOUS when Punk'd first came out.
2I smell a Hollywood flop of epic proportions. My coworkers laughed their asses off when they heard about this movie and the plot. Well I guess white trash USA needs a romantic comedy now and then too.
3I hope this movie doesn't suck, 'cause I really like Dane Cook.
4LOL caligirl
Why don't I know who Dane Cook is? I keep hearing his name.
5I just know JennaV's going to be first in line for this blockbuster lol.
6Who is Dane Cook?
I'm not seeing it cause I'm anti- Jessica.
7Okay, I googled him...comedian, kinda cute.
8Dane Cook has become really popular lately...I don't really follow comedians, and my BF say he's not that great. I totally think this movie will tank...acting is just not her thing.
9I hope it bombs just so Jessica Simpson will abandon the false impression that she's an actress.
10Didn't I also hear that the "twist" is that Jessica's character has Dumbo ears...? Or am I making that up? Looks lame. But Jessica does look kinda pretty...
11I agree ethiopian princess, she is not an actress. She needs to have people tell her, or figure it out for herself. She has a great voice, but not actress material. There are too many celebrities trying to do everything despite the fact that they may not be qualified to do it.
12I wanna see this movie because I am a Jessica fan and Dax is a funny guy.
13Dane Cook.... I keep seeing his name all over. Hrm.
14I agree, she doesn't look bad in this pic...*gasp* did I just say that??
Although, the roots are getting to me again...grr I don't know, I'm just really bothered by roots lately!
15I can't stand her stupid face... oops..that was Maddox writing not me.... hehehee
16I agree FB! Why do people think that's a good look!??
17if i could cast spells the first one would be to stop Jessica Pimpson from acting in films.
18she looks like fergie/nicolette sheridan here.
LEARN TO PHOTOSHOP PEOPLE.
or hire me.
19e_p....i agree 100%!!! Maybe WHEN, because it WILL, bombs this tranny piece of trash will go away. Sure, I will Dane Cook....his comedy is ehhhhh, but he is hot. However, there is no way in hell i would ever endorse anything she is in. This reeks of straight-to-video. And...could the posters be ANY more generic.
20i will gleefully rub my hands together and give an evil squeal of delight when this movie completely bombs!
And FB, i'm so with you on the roots. I can understand normal people having roots cuz we don't have stylists around us 24/7, but c'mon, if you're gonna be in a promo pic for a MOVIE you're STARRING in, why the f&ck would you not have a roots touch-up???
say it with me people: "PHOTOSHOP!"
21Damn....i really needed to proofread that...LOL! But ya get the point.
22Sometimes, I just think girls look better with their natural hair color. But the roots really bother me...they are so distracting, and that's all I can focus on...LOL
The poster is WAY lame-O and cheesy, I agree.
23she so looks like papa simpson with a blond wig on.
24I agree with you FBI977. That's exactly what I was gonna post. So, is she a natural brunette or is she going for the fake blonde look?
I'm a "turn the channel when she comes on" kind of girl. I thought she was a blonde b/c of Pimp Daddy Simspon and Ashlee. But after this poster -ewwww.
25Love her too julianajuliana! Musiclvr224 love your avatar - "now I've had the time of my life..."!!
26LMAO ann!!!! She is morphing into her pimp.
27yeah Jessica does look like fergie cause they both look like men with breasts.
28No way, Fergie looks more like a man than Jessica! NEVER have I seen Fergie look pretty in the slightest way but Jessica can look pretty. Thanks daisymae.
29i absolutely love Dane Cook, but I heard that they had to do a ton of re-shoots for this movie since Dane was hilarious and Jessica couldn't keep up with him. Will she ever learn?!
30I despise Fergie much less than Jessica. lilxmissxmolly...i love that avatar! Where did you get that? I am not surprised she could not keep up with him....I can just picture it. Her sitting there with that DURRRR look on her face.
31yea im gonna see it 4 dane cook
32i dont like jessica anymore
I agree musiclvr...Fergie has always been FUG to me, but there are moments where Jessica looks good, I have to say. If I dare...LOL
33ethiopian princess, I agree! but i don't think she's really a singer either..she's gross either way...hmmm haha.
34You'd think they would have Photoshopped out her black roots for the picture. Maybe they should have asked the person who did the Britney pregnant-nude pics about this and then she would have looked amazing.
351. Since Ken Paves is always with her WHY do her roots look so bad?
2. I agree the posters are chessy and this movie looks stupid.
3. The first time I saw Dane Cook ever was when he was the host of SNL and my dad asked me if he was gay becuase of the way he was acting.
4. Dax is funny, but he really looks like white trash.
36Just one thing to say: Honey, when you are going for a photoshoot, make sure your blond coloration is all right cause this brown stripe at the bottom of your hairs is kinda ugly. Acually, i have a second thing to say: Your bottox is making your eyes look chinese.
37LMAO @ vince and starbrite! Brilliant!!!!!!
38Well girls and boys, I hope you all have a fab night! I am off of here til tomorrow.
Won't be seeing this movie. Hate Jessica. Not a fane of Dane. And who the heck is Dax? Already dislike him because we share the same last name, and he doesn't know how to spell it right. Cuz you know, I'm always right. LOL
39I am not going to see this movie, because jessica is in it, she really need to stop acting and stop singing.
40she sucks at whatever she does
all she really knows to do is being dumb
I can only hope that the dark roots were part of her low-maitenance supermarket cashier look. I'm sure if hers were showing they would be photoshopped out pronto.
41JennaV: I got the icon at this site ( http://www.xanga.com/XxIconsXx478 ) but I don't see it up there anymore, sorry!
You could not drag me to this movie!
42Won't see this one just like I didn't go and see The Dukes of Hazzard......I didn't want the Hazzard feel to be ruined...I'm gonna have to look up this Dane guy.*
43Won't be supporting this heffa! Can't stand her she needs to buy a clue!
44I hate her. And she's not aging well in my opinion. I believe that Ashlee is the one with the talent in that family.
45And that isn't saying much playsindirt!
46Jessica is not aging well. She used to be very pretty a few years ago but she is morphing into her papa. Jinx...let me add, someone would have to pay me and it would have to be on HBO or on tv because I am not contrbuting to ticket sales/dvd sales or rentals. But honestly, y'all....i still think this stinks of direct to video (like i mentioned before).
47radar...you are hilarious! And it always seems like you are thinking what I am thinking.
48we are all jessica haters...and i LOVE IT....she's just horrendoussssssss... haha
49LShep...there are a few here and there but it seems the majority of us cannot stand her.
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