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ANTM, C08E05: Jelinas Reviews the Portfolio - "Gender-Bending Couples"

ANTM, C08E05: Jelinas Reviews the Portfolio - "Gender-Bending Couples"

Before I get down to the usual business, a few things:

1. Was it just me or did Tyra actually look good at Panel? If only she would look in a mirror every day before leaving the house!
2. What is with this show making girls take gender-bending photos? Far as I can see, it doesn't seem to prove much except for which girls are hiding shenises (*cough*Jaslene*cough*).

Now, on to the rankings!!


"Red-Carpet Couple""Red-Carpet Couple"

Di(M)ana was bland on set once again and the judges finally noticed. I know that every plus-sized model gets booted from the show because she's "lost her spark" or whatever, but, in this case, it's actually true.

And I think it's believable that this is her best shot. She was totally getting worked by her queen in that shoot.

Also: man, it was scary when she was crying in her man makeup.

8. Whitney

"Collegiate Couple""Collegiate Couple"

Talk about your nasty pictures. Imagine a dude like that with boobs like that!! Heinous!!

But I think they should have taped down her boobs or something, the way they did for Diana in C5.

I also wish that Whitney had gone for more of a party-frat-boy vibe instead of a pompous, Phi Beta Kappa vibe. That would've brought some more energy to her shoot, IMO.

Then again, she does go to Dartmouth. Go fig.

I was a li'l disappointed in Whitney for gossiping about Natasha (and with Renee, of all people! That's just foul). But I have to love her for reacting with such genuine sorrow at Diana's elimination. Diana said she'd miss Whitney the most and I think it says a lot about Whitney that her first reaction was sorrow for Diana and not relief for herself.

I think that was the first time a hamster ever took so long to go get her picture from Tyra. Usually, they're like, "OH, thank God, thank you, Tyra! Oh, yeah, I'm gonna miss you, girl. WHOOHOO!! I'm still in the running!"

She and Dionne are still my favorites.

Correct me if I'm wrong, though, because I like to give credit where credit is due.

I wonder if she apologized to Natasha for not listening to her. At least she was able to admit that she was wrong on camera.

7. Jaslene

"Yachting Preppy Couple""Yachting Preppy Couple"

I'm sorry, but I totally have to disagree with the judges on this one. This picture looks SO not natural.

What preppy do you know that would leave his hair so frizzy under his hat? Ew. And I think she looks much too serene to be a prepster. She should have been perkier. The hand-holding pose was so boring.

But I do think that Jaslene takes the prize for "Manliest." Yikes.

6. Sarah

Rock Star CoupleRock Star Couple

She's just a girl with a beard. Her pose is so effeminate. She got double the frames and this was the best she could do? Pathetic.

I usually thinks she takes good pix, but this was just awful.

And, WOW, she is so irritating with all her contrived perkiness. I really hate that thing she does when she acts all excited and kind of jumps back and drops her jaw. Sometimes, she alternates that with sticking her tongue out between her teeth. Do any of you know what I'm talking about?

And it was pretty irritating, watching her all excited about winning the challenge when she knew full well that she had nothing to do with her own outfit. "Yeah, I was, like, 'I love the blue, it's great with my skin and hair.'" Shut up, Sarah. Ugh.


"Backwoods Couple""Backwoods Couple"

I didn't get all the raves about this one, either. I thought she should've tried more of a yokel vibe, instead of the "fierce lumberjack" she's got going on here.

These girls just don't know how to have fun.

4. Jael

"Bohemian Couple""Bohemian Couple"

I actually rather liked this pic. Her pose, while a little feminine, is: 1. Nowhere near as feminine as Sarah's and 2. Much funnier. It really displays Jael's quirkiness and I kinda like that.

Oh, and how hilarious was it when Tyra called Jael up for review and responded to her by drawling, "Hiiiiiii, Jaaaeeeeeeeeellllll."


3. Renee

"80s Glam Rock Couple""80s Glam Rock Couple"

This picture totally works. She's got this whole George Michael thing going on. It's pretty ossom.

Renee is fouler than ever, though. Those comments about a plus-sized model never being on the cover of Vogue were SUCH an obvious ploy to demoralize Diana and Whitney. I rather wonder at Whitney for letting it get to her.

Oh, and how cute was Whitney with her "I can do whatever I darned well please" and "Shut the heck up, Renee." So cute!!

But back to the foulness that is Renee: notice how, when interviewd, she claimed that she picked out Sarah's winning outfit, except that Dionne picked out the shirt, but, later, it comes out that Dionne picked it. LIAR!!!

2. Natasha

"Gangsta Couple""Gangsta Couple"

This is hands-down Natasha's best pic. Sad that she had to dress like a dude to get this caliber of results.

But it's genius! The grill! The K-Fed pose! The hand on the crotch! It's like she watched Malibu's Most Wanted a bazillion times in order to get into character! Sheer genius.

And, as creepy as her relationship with her husband is, I felt a little sorry for her when all the girls were "peeking" on her. She seems like a sweet enough kid, despite her idiocy.

1. Dionne

"Power Couple""Power Couple"

This pic is HOTT. She looks like a dude, but she looks FIERCE. I thought she was right on with what she was trying to do in the photoshoot; her pose exudes power and masculinity. I even like that she doesn't seem to be all that connected to her "wife." It tells me that "he" is putting "his" career above all else.

If this had been a real shoot, they would have been able to wrap it in the first five frames. Why keep going when you already did it right? You go, girl.

And she did look good at Panel; and all she had to do was change her top!

One thing I will say, though: tone down the bitterness at losing the challenge a bit because while, yes, you did pick Sarah's outfit, you also picked your own, and your own wasn't good enough. I say this because I love you, Dionne, and I don't want you to be arrogantly deluded like most of your competition.

But you can always count on my girl Dionne to bring the comedy. Gotta love her for that.

What do you think?

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uptowngirl1999 uptowngirl1999 9 years
Jaslene bugs me. I know this is an old post, but the most recent showing of ANTM, when they compared her to Janice Dickinson, that was hilarious!!!! I totally see it. Then Miss Jay was like, she's like a drag queen. He is awesome! Excuse me, she. ;-) I agree about Jaslene. I think she takes great photos and she is "professional" but she just bugs me. Sounds crazy right?
Livience Livience 9 years
Yeah, it was really hard for me to choose between Natasha and Dionne this week, but I eventually went for Dionne because 1. she's taken better pix overall and 2. I saw the pix before the ep and I liked it better just comparing picture to picture and 3. being from tha LBC myself, I think it's much easier to do ghetto than power. If they'd switched places, I think Dionne could have done a good rapper, but I don't think Natasha would have been able to pull off the power suit. That's usually how I figure out my tiebreakers: make 'em switch places. Just my opinion, though. There's no denying that Natasha's picture was ossom and her shoot was probably the most entertaining to watch.
greysfang greysfang 9 years
I disagree with you this week, I really love Jaslene's pic, but this shoot totally went to Natasha. Dionne's was good too, every else pretty much sucked. It was high time for Diane to go.
Livience Livience 9 years
Thanks, caroline! I've fixed it!
a-gentle-rain a-gentle-rain 9 years
I liked Renee's character the best. How fun! Don't really like Renee, but whatever. And I have to say, I was really impressed at how hard Natasha tried to get into character. For not knowing what a rapper/gangster/whatever even was, and adding the grill, you could tell she really wants this. Then she had to go and cancel that out by creeping me out with the whole phone sex thing with her 40yr old husband. Ew.
caroline_yeah caroline_yeah 9 years
Jael looks like Mario, from the mario bros game. I don't like her picture, she was just fooling around, she has no commitment to the modelling thing. She's just there, like Diana would said "just 'cause". I can't wait to see the "renee's intervention" tonight. I hope she cries. B*tch! PS: you have the title of the photoshoot wrong.
JessNess JessNess 9 years
I hope he visits!!! I want to see what he looks like
Livience Livience 9 years
Eww, that was SO GROSS. UUUUGGGGHHHH, and you know he's this pervy old man, too.
JessNess JessNess 9 years
Aud- Renee was more of the 80s kind of Bowie rocker where Sarah was more of todays wannabe hipster. Overall this photoshoot was uber lame. I thought Jaslene had way better shots then the one they chose. Renee needs to bounce on out of there. What was up with Natasha's phone sex with her "hubby"
audreystar audreystar 9 years
am i the only one who didn't see a difference in renee and sarah's theme? to me they were both rocker guys.
atoxicsparkle atoxicsparkle 9 years
:rotfl: I think it's kinda scary how she (Jaslene) was able to transform into a man so well...and she has no boobs...hmmmm...makes you wonder eh? :rotfl: :rotfl: J/K J/K
Livience Livience 9 years
She's worse than Jade: she's practically Jaeda!!!
JennaV JennaV 9 years
Jaslene TOTALLY didn't need to do much to become a man. Is she this season's Jade? :rotfl:
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