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Britney's Escape From New York

Britney's Escape From New York

Britney Spears has left New York. In her wake lies a city changed, one Duane Reade ravaged, a go-go girl without an outfit and a few thousand more people who have heard of the club Tejune. I gotta say, it's good to see that she is leaving the city that never sleeps, so hopefully she can finally get some. At least it appears that she is still in possession of two children (one under blanket, I assume). Hey, maybe she's heading back to get her life in order and take care of the kiddies and record her comeback album and shower with regularity and all that! Well, while I hope that's the truth, I'm not holding my breath.



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