NY Daily News is jumping to conclusions that Britney's large size is due to the fact that she's having a 2 babies this fall. Thanks to Kate for the news.

This is one of those things you just don't know what to believe because we don't even know how far along Britney really is. I'm just happy to see her smiling again.

The more interesting part of the article is how Kevin is on a shopping spree and she is trying to tighten his leash. He plays golf every day (not a cheap hobby) and a spy reports, "He's got a bigger entourage than the guy on HBO!" He's definitely living the good life thanks to Brit.

And as for those Vanity Fair cover rumors, here's the Gallery of the Absurd's image.