Don't screw with Britney. That is the new message she is going to send to the tabloids as they create story after story about her and Kevin. Brit's first attack is against US Weekly for $10 million. She's pissed that they wrote about some "raunchy footage" sex tape that existed. The tape was brought to our attention back in October but for some reason Britney wants to clear the air before the new year. E! Online reports:

Spears maintains that (a) there is no Pam-and-Tommy tape; (b) there was no threatened leak; (c) there was no viewing party for lawyers; (d) "there was no laughter, disgust or goofy behavior while watching the video...because they did not watch any video...because there is no such video"; and (e) that obloquy stuff totally sucks.

The lawsuit, putting a finer point on it, brands the Us article a "despicable work of fiction comprised of blatant lies from beginning to end."

In other Britney news, It looks like her and K Fed are headed to the Caribbean for a little vacation. Could this be their Italy trip like Nick and Jess to try to save their marriage? Kevin let's hope you treat your lady well so you don't get the boot when you get back.