Clooney Looking to Adopt, Too

It's obviously a big day 'round these parts, what with triumphantly welcoming Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt (well, currently only Jolie for legal reasons, but I assume Jolie-Pitt soon enough) into our wonderful gossipy fold. And what better way to celebrate than with another of our favorite celeb's adoption plans. Heh. Yes, that's right, George Clooney has his own thoughts on expanding his family. Here's more:

“I’m going to adopt a good-looking 24-year-old girl with some cash.”

Oh George, I'm sure I could find you plenty of good looking 24-year-old girls (the cash part might be a little harder) who would love to be your adopted...daughter. Though methinks many of them would like relations to be less than paternal. Okay, well, that just got weird.