Britney emerged, went to the dentist , and finalized the terms of her divorce  from Kevin Federline. Details are still blurry, but I think it's fair to say that many, many people were waiting for that day to come. She celebrated by going out (and behaving) for a whole 30 minutes. Yay! Here's what else (slow week):
- There were men. Handsome men. 
- There was J Loverload. Starring a mesh dress. 
- We watched Courteney and Jennifer 
make outkiss goodbye.
- We wondered whether Isla is pregs .
- Did Paris have a boob job?  We're still not positive, mostly because when did she disappear long enough for surgery?
- Hey, maybe it was a slow week but tonight is the Kid's Choice awards (hosted by Justin ), so that'll be fun. FabSugar  will be doing live Love It or Hate It red carpet polls. Go check it out!