by Molly 13

Most importantly, these "pants" happened. Now, what else went down this week?

• Are they? Aren't they? Did they? Didn't They? The Justin/Jessica version. The Jennifer Aniston version. The Sienna version(s).
• Out of respect, we laid off Brad and Angelina for a week.
• Federline got his fry on (see it on the TV during the third quarter this Sunday), but should maybe consider a move to South of the Border.
• LL may be spending more time actually inside the rehab facility, but that doesn't mean it has cut down on her cravings.
• Hey, Surprise! Men in H'Wood are sleazzzzy. Like, whoa.
• People dressed up pretty, handed out mini men.
• Reese and Ryan played nice for the kids. Awwww.
• And how could we forget Brit, who went from personal tragedy, to the store, to religious enlightenment, to Vegas. Naturally.